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How to wear gingham: 3 ways to update a classic (photos) | false |
My computer's ram isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the dmv. | true |
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? stable-tennis! | true |
Of rose parades in pasadena & marriage equality in florida | false |
Rick perry endorses donald trump, offers running mate role | false |
A trans response to christian conservatives uncomfortable with caitlyn jenner | false |
Baby can't stop laughing at her dad's juggling 'skills' (video) | false |
The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. because it was a weapon of math disruption. | true |
Your teeth are like the stars yellow and separated. | true |
Trump is only kind of a global warming truther, campaign manager says | false |
Is your boy bully potential? 5 ways to avoid | false |
Republicans shift to national security ahead of 2016 | false |
These stunning vintage car photos will make you feel the wind in your hair | false |
What the boston globe doesn't get about donald trump | false |
Pedro martinez doubles down: tanaka still 'not the tanaka i saw' | false |
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other do you know how to drive this thing? | true |
I'm sorry for the things i said when i was attempting to take off my sports bra. | true |
Pbs ceo paula kerger will be 'vigilant' against donald trump’s budget proposal | false |
Yale has a college named after a racist, but that might change | false |
Giant ken burns fan ron johnson once tried to defund pbs | false |
Who is cap'n crunch's superior officer? general mills | true |
What do you call a huge pile of cats? a meow-tain! | true |
Live like royalty -- even if only for a saturday night | false |
Cnn boss jeff zucker apologizes for controversial freddie gray story | false |
The sage of singapore: remembering lee kuan yew through his own words | false |
Hey does anyone know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism? | true |
This is 30: the truth behind being solo at 30 | false |
Are more nonsense travel fees coming in 2014? (poll) | false |
I don't know, dude. probably science & shit. worst answer i ever gave in a job interview. :( | true |
This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time i get pulled over. | true |
This wonder woman totally crushed the 'american ninja warrior' course | false |
Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? he was all over the place. | true |
Dear santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand! | true |
Sorry haters, but you can’t stop flossing your teeth just yet | false |
'far-right hipsters' are crowdfunding to send migrants back to africa | false |
A guy walks into an electronic pub he has to buy a new ebook reader now | true |
The world's largest renewable energy developer could go broke | false |
What's long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber | true |
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render buildings on the other side. | true |
A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... but the steaks were just too high. | true |
If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands! | true |
Intestinal stem cells: the key to making cancer treatment less deadly? | false |
Jennifer garner has a pet chicken named regina george that she walks on a leash | false |
Single people think marriage is just a word ... once you are married you realize it's a sentence. | true |
Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! it was called kristallnacht. | true |
When one of my classmates called me ‘rain man’ | false |
Big banks' mortgage units -- still failing customers -- face new restrictions | false |
Putin-linked think tank drew up plan to swing 2016 u.s. election to trump: report | false |
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha....ha.......i'll be leaving now | true |
Kate middleton trying hypnotherapy for acute morning sickness (report) | false |
Wife: why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? me: so... not a dog | true |
A nigerian bank wants to help out with kanye west’s ideas | false |
What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? quatro cinco | true |
Why can't you escape the angry forest? because there are mad trees. | true |
Best classic joke ever... so seinfeld says what's the deal with airline food!? lmao | true |
Whats a cab drivers favorite song? livin' on a fare! | true |
Now that microsoft is so big, should it be called macrosoft | true |
Should work relationships ever be friendships or more? | false |
Orangutan caught after escape at busch gardens tampa bay | false |
At prom for gay adults, a second chance at a night worth remembering | false |
What does tupac shakur and oceans 13 have in common?... they were both shot in vegas! | true |
Accidentally burned a calorie. have to replace it now. | true |
What do you call a hippie with a business major? a hippie-crite. | true |
Mediterranean diet could improve food security and lower grocery costs, study finds | false |
This state just made it harder for police to spy on your cell phone | false |
Yes! yes! yes! damn. (a dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.) | true |
Pope calls teaching children about gender diversity 'against nature' | false |
Elizabeth warren and joe biden used to battle over economic inequality | false |
Awful chat-up line: did your mother have zika virus? because i like a little head | true |
Immerse yourself in sea life at florida aquariums | false |
What did obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? thanks omama. | true |
What is mary short for? she has no legs | true |
If you are following facebook on twitter, you have reached a new level of retarded. | true |
George lucas apologizes for calling disney 'white slavers' | false |
Prosecutors say former speaker hastert molested at least 4 boys | false |
Wednesday's morning email: what all the white house leaks suggest | false |
Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. four year olds are useless. | true |
California city elects dead man to office after bizarre campaign | false |
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wiped. | true |
Why do mexicans always have red eyes after sex? pepperspray... | true |
Why do female skydivers use tampons? so they don't whistle on the way down! (ba-dum tish) | true |
Bernie sanders embodies trend of the 'spiritual but not religious' american | false |
The 10 best places to see wild animals | false |
22 points dropped this season for manchester united | false |
The 15 most embarrassing words to spell wrong on restaurant menus | false |
Why does everyone keep saying the boston marathon was a tragedy? i heard everybody had a blast. | true |
Bill maher rips jeffrey lord for denying russia influenced the election | false |
Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on agreeculture | true |
Monopoly 'cheater's edition' is coming because this is the world we live in | false |
Blue christmas? for teens, depression can worsen this time of year | false |
What is a pirates favorite letter? many think it's r, but his first love be the c. | true |
What i'm not telling my son about passover | false |
I want a job cleaning mirrors it's something i could really see myself doing. | true |
Pro-brexit politician hospitalized after reportedly being punched by colleague | false |
Deadly attacks on afghan, u.s. forces dim hopes of taliban detente | false |
My two best friends were born on 4/20... they have a joint birthday party | true |
New york's metropolitan opera cancels show after powder sprinkled into orchestra pit | false |
Viewer comes up with insulting name for sam bee, but she loves it | false |
What's the difference between jews and boy scouts? boy scouts come back from their camps. | true |
What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. my jokes don't make women laugh. | true |
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