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Katie nolan challenges greg hardy, media and the nfl to do better
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Why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it!
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Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... now it just doesn't work.
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Here's your first look at the 'fourfiveseconds' music video
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We're here, we're queer, could we get another basket of breadsticks
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The harm that light can do to your sleep
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Mike pence used keith scott's shooting to feed a flawed claim about policing
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Prego italian sauce recalled due to spoil risk
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Here's a sneak preview of pixar's new short on hindu american families
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Eric trump doesn't care that he was hired because of nepotism
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Trump says any conflicts of interest were priced into your vote
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What do you call a fat computer? a dell
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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? the alaskan bull worm.
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Bill maher: hillary clinton must embrace the role of 'super villain'
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What do you call a sith lord who refuses to fight? a sithy.
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Donald trump is 'absolutely' going to keep tweeting
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Donald trump's budget could cost money where it pretends to save
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9-year-old reporter told to just be ‘cute’ has landed a book deal
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School gun suspension: 2nd-grade boys, booted for pointing pencils, return to class
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Racist trump fan arrested with stockpile of pipe bombs after threatening obama
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Why did cruz pick carly fiorina as his running mate? to lay off his campaign staff.
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'snl' knows your valentine's day will probably involve 'some dumb little thing from cvs'
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Online dating gone right: how amy webb hacked the system
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What kind of bird works on a construction site? a crane.
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'tis the season to get engaged... and panic!
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Street protests hit tehran, 2 demonstrators reported killed in western iran
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect.
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It's a boy! it's a boy! i shouted, as i ran from the thai brothel.
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Best bb creams of 2012: garnier, maybelline and more 'magical' beauty balms (photos)
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Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. and outside.
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Watch amy poehler belt out bette midler's 'the rose,' further proving she is superwoman
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The holidays could make you bald. here's what you need to know.
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Arizona wants to secede from the u.s. court that has long been its home
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What do you get when you cross batman with mountain dew? dew diligance
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Who else besides joe biden might crash the debate?
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I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. it told me... outlook not so good.
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People are making end of the world jokes. like there is no tomorrow.
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Are you a handywoman? take this test and see!
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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? i'm at wick's end.
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What my students' families taught me about divorce and co-parenting
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Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's to suffocate your children
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I like my women the way i like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar
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North carolina gop chair ties hillary clinton to the kkk
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Why was the bee sent out of class? because he was beehiving badly.
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Seth meyers: roy moore is 'as unfit for office' as ‘colicky man-baby' trump
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My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. i got a cyst and deceased letter.
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The best part of vacation is not having to brush your teeth!
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Sanders and trump have something in common, bloomberg says
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Chloe sevigny describes her run-ins with creepy hollywood directors
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Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, april 8 - april 14
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Tina fey and amy poehler's carol burnett sag awards tribute is just the best
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Black people, want to piss white people off? open a restaurant. and don't serve coffee or brunch.
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I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching tv? during prime time!
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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? another day.
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Flipping the way students (and professors) do college
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What did the dna say to the rna? what are u doing here?
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I'm an early bird and a night owl, so i'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
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What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? depth perception
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You know why santa has so big balls? he only comes ones a year.
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Even if trump loses, white nationalists say they've won
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Why was red sad? because he was feeling blue
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What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? the sock under your bed.
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Alec baldwin takes feud with trump up another notch
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When to use fresh vs. frozen spinach: decoding your recipe
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Mike brown firing: buss wants lakers' showtime back
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What do we want? -shitty music compilations! when do we want them? -now! that's what i call music
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The questions we all have about nintendo's new mini nes
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Cleveland passes trans-friendly bathroom law ahead of gop convention
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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board...
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Trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats
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This heartbreaking poem about dating with ocd is so spot on
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That sinking feeling... when you're on the titanic
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5 tips to protect your children, tweens and teens from dangerous games on social media
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Survivors of michael vick's fighting ring grow old and happy
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My wife still hasn't told me what my new year's resolutions are.
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Anyone want to watch bill murray get sprayed with champagne?
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Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol is a solution. so i win.
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Why is it so hard to contact comedians? because their marketing is a joke.
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Jeffrey tambor hints we’ll have to wait for more ‘arrested development'
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After backlash, the daily beast removes article that 'outed' olympians
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Richard engel tears into obama's state of the union address
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Why do americans suck at dota2 ? because they are bad at defending towers
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Boys and public restrooms: when is it okay to go alone?
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Team hoyt to run 2014 boston marathon (video)
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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? bite me.
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More children with autism are going to college than ever before (and 5 other key findings)
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Havre beneath the streets: montana hi-line's underground city
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You may be a good person deep down inside, but i don't carry around a shovel
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Pope awards medals to george clooney, richard gere and salma hayek
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Why performing in nursing homes was the best career decision this man ever made
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It's taken 1,000 years, but the uk will finally stop printing laws on animal skin
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Adam sandler’s red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger
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Why is starbuck's coffee so high on the ph scale? it's the most basic drink there is.
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Knock knock -who's there? -ala -ala who? -akbar
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According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries
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Report: drones risk putting u.s. on 'slippery slope' of perpetual war
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Can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?
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I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. i call this one my 'phase' phase.
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Kaskade's atmosphere tour hits barclays with ambition, vocalists and lots of moving parts
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