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Katie nolan challenges greg hardy, media and the nfl to do better | false |
Why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it! | true |
Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... now it just doesn't work. | true |
Here's your first look at the 'fourfiveseconds' music video | false |
We're here, we're queer, could we get another basket of breadsticks | true |
The harm that light can do to your sleep | false |
Mike pence used keith scott's shooting to feed a flawed claim about policing | false |
Prego italian sauce recalled due to spoil risk | false |
Here's a sneak preview of pixar's new short on hindu american families | false |
Eric trump doesn't care that he was hired because of nepotism | false |
Trump says any conflicts of interest were priced into your vote | false |
What do you call a fat computer? a dell | true |
What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? the alaskan bull worm. | true |
Bill maher: hillary clinton must embrace the role of 'super villain' | false |
What do you call a sith lord who refuses to fight? a sithy. | true |
Donald trump is 'absolutely' going to keep tweeting | false |
Donald trump's budget could cost money where it pretends to save | false |
9-year-old reporter told to just be ‘cute’ has landed a book deal | false |
School gun suspension: 2nd-grade boys, booted for pointing pencils, return to class | false |
Racist trump fan arrested with stockpile of pipe bombs after threatening obama | false |
Why did cruz pick carly fiorina as his running mate? to lay off his campaign staff. | true |
'snl' knows your valentine's day will probably involve 'some dumb little thing from cvs' | false |
Online dating gone right: how amy webb hacked the system | false |
What kind of bird works on a construction site? a crane. | true |
'tis the season to get engaged... and panic! | false |
Street protests hit tehran, 2 demonstrators reported killed in western iran | false |
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect. | true |
It's a boy! it's a boy! i shouted, as i ran from the thai brothel. | true |
Best bb creams of 2012: garnier, maybelline and more 'magical' beauty balms (photos) | false |
Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. and outside. | true |
Watch amy poehler belt out bette midler's 'the rose,' further proving she is superwoman | false |
The holidays could make you bald. here's what you need to know. | false |
Arizona wants to secede from the u.s. court that has long been its home | false |
What do you get when you cross batman with mountain dew? dew diligance | true |
Who else besides joe biden might crash the debate? | false |
I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. it told me... outlook not so good. | true |
People are making end of the world jokes. like there is no tomorrow. | true |
Are you a handywoman? take this test and see! | false |
What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? i'm at wick's end. | true |
What my students' families taught me about divorce and co-parenting | false |
Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's to suffocate your children | true |
I like my women the way i like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar | true |
North carolina gop chair ties hillary clinton to the kkk | false |
Why was the bee sent out of class? because he was beehiving badly. | true |
Seth meyers: roy moore is 'as unfit for office' as ‘colicky man-baby' trump | false |
My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. i got a cyst and deceased letter. | true |
The best part of vacation is not having to brush your teeth! | true |
Sanders and trump have something in common, bloomberg says | false |
Chloe sevigny describes her run-ins with creepy hollywood directors | false |
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, april 8 - april 14 | false |
Tina fey and amy poehler's carol burnett sag awards tribute is just the best | false |
Black people, want to piss white people off? open a restaurant. and don't serve coffee or brunch. | true |
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time. | true |
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching tv? during prime time! | true |
What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? another day. | true |
Flipping the way students (and professors) do college | false |
What did the dna say to the rna? what are u doing here? | true |
I'm an early bird and a night owl, so i'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon | true |
What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? depth perception | true |
You know why santa has so big balls? he only comes ones a year. | true |
Even if trump loses, white nationalists say they've won | false |
Why was red sad? because he was feeling blue | true |
What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? the sock under your bed. | true |
Alec baldwin takes feud with trump up another notch | false |
When to use fresh vs. frozen spinach: decoding your recipe | false |
Mike brown firing: buss wants lakers' showtime back | false |
What do we want? -shitty music compilations! when do we want them? -now! that's what i call music | true |
The questions we all have about nintendo's new mini nes | false |
Cleveland passes trans-friendly bathroom law ahead of gop convention | false |
Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... | true |
Trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats | false |
This heartbreaking poem about dating with ocd is so spot on | false |
That sinking feeling... when you're on the titanic | true |
5 tips to protect your children, tweens and teens from dangerous games on social media | false |
Survivors of michael vick's fighting ring grow old and happy | false |
My wife still hasn't told me what my new year's resolutions are. | true |
Anyone want to watch bill murray get sprayed with champagne? | false |
Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol is a solution. so i win. | true |
Why is it so hard to contact comedians? because their marketing is a joke. | true |
Jeffrey tambor hints we’ll have to wait for more ‘arrested development' | false |
After backlash, the daily beast removes article that 'outed' olympians | false |
Richard engel tears into obama's state of the union address | false |
Why do americans suck at dota2 ? because they are bad at defending towers | true |
Boys and public restrooms: when is it okay to go alone? | false |
Team hoyt to run 2014 boston marathon (video) | false |
What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? bite me. | true |
More children with autism are going to college than ever before (and 5 other key findings) | false |
Havre beneath the streets: montana hi-line's underground city | false |
You may be a good person deep down inside, but i don't carry around a shovel | true |
Pope awards medals to george clooney, richard gere and salma hayek | false |
Why performing in nursing homes was the best career decision this man ever made | false |
It's taken 1,000 years, but the uk will finally stop printing laws on animal skin | false |
Adam sandler’s red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger | false |
Why is starbuck's coffee so high on the ph scale? it's the most basic drink there is. | true |
Knock knock -who's there? -ala -ala who? -akbar | true |
According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries | true |
Report: drones risk putting u.s. on 'slippery slope' of perpetual war | false |
Can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota? | false |
I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. i call this one my 'phase' phase. | true |
Kaskade's atmosphere tour hits barclays with ambition, vocalists and lots of moving parts | false |
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