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Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? he won the nobel prize. | true |
Knock knock who's there? dwayne. dwayne who? dwayne the bathtub, i'm dwowning! | true |
Guys.... women aren't hard..... and if they are... they aren't women. | true |
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? russell. | true |
What's the definition of trust? two cannibals doing 69. | true |
Newspaper which reported on gay abuse in chechnya fears for staff | false |
Why do scotsman wear kilts? because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. | true |
Bad yelp reviews: one-star ratings for three-michelin starred restaurants | false |
Another town gripped by fear over lead-tainted tap water | false |
Let's make this bar joke week. here's one to start: a man walks into a bar. ouch. | true |
If a plane from california crashes in a cemetery in montana where are the survivors buried? | true |
Congressional oversight may be more important than ever. is jason chaffetz up to the job? | false |
Let me bore you with tales of libor -- or is it lie-bor? | false |
Fool me once, fine by me. fool me twice, jokes on you. i still don't give a fuck. | true |
Troll your friends by texting them a fake blinking ellipsis (...) http://imgur.com/3rm8yc2 | true |
What makes perfect sense? the u.s. mint (cents) | true |
Whats the most common breakfast in africa? ebola cereal! | true |
Netflix just released the first teaser for 'wet hot american summer' | false |
A breath of fresh art: rabbit air purifiers merge form and function (photos) | false |
I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong? | true |
Sorry, i can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. i have more important things at steak. | true |
Anti-abortion governor ironically tweets about the importance of 'choice' | false |
Ronda rousey in her latest match.. she really did suffer the agony of da feet. | true |
Knock knock. who's there? the jews. the jews who? don't question us, that's anti semitic. | true |
How do punctuation marks get freaky? the comma sutra | true |
A look back at zimbabwe president robert mugabe's rise to power | false |
Why can't t-rexs clap their hands? because they're all dead | true |
How do you make an asian blind? you put a windshield in front of them | true |
Weekend box office: 'oz: the great and powerful' has a huge opening | false |
Kevin love dislocates shoulder, slams celtics player for 'bush league play' | false |
How to discover and embrace your ultimate truth | false |
Is the black friday name racist? because everything's a steal? | true |
I hate when i forget to shave then people assume i'm a hippy and start talking about recycling. | true |
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over. | true |
I've just received my 14th christmas card from the alzheimer's society. | true |
You've decided to leave your spouse -- now what? | false |
Bombing at doctors without borders clinic in yemen kills 4, group says | false |
6 ways dating is like hiking in dangerous climbs | false |
John boyega to star in film based on detroit race riots | false |
What do you give a sick microbe? primordial soup | true |
Instagram account highlights art history's most badass fashion moments | false |
6 steps to reset your sleep patterns for fall | false |
What do you call a whiny dog? a chi-waaa-waaa!!!! | true |
This rap about authentic ethnic food is the asian-american anthem we need | false |
What do you call soap for your ass-hole? shampooder. | true |
I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today. i wanted to spice up my apartment. | true |
Two peanuts were walking though the park and one was a salted. | true |
Domenico dolce apologizes for anti-ivf, anti-gay adoption remarks | false |
Brain: he mentioned marriage again. you know what to do. *sets phone on fire* | true |
I just checked out the new windows 10 browser. i'm still on the edge to download google chrome. | true |
Why do bulimics love kfc? it comes with a bucket. | true |
Doritos recipes: a brilliant way to eat more chips (photos) | false |
Why do spies never use capitalization? they like to stay low-key. | true |
Mike huckabee celebrates firing of former fbi deputy director by making dead dog joke | false |
What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? humanity! ...and bestiality.... | true |
3 charming and affordable european cities you haven't visited yet | false |
I told my therapist that i was hearing voices. he told me i didn't have a therapist. | true |
What does a gay orgy sound like? a cockophony. | true |
Q. how do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? a.it's cloged up with paper plates. | true |
What's the difference between a calendar and me? the calendar has dates. | true |
Did you know in judaism there is no hell? hitler changed that | true |
Sarah palin pokes fun at hypothetical 2016 run on 'snl' | false |
My friend got into an accident while vacationing in vietnam he got hit by a truc. | true |
I've finally worked out why spain is so good at football. nobody expects the spanish in position. | true |
Where do you get a drink on excel? ....formula bar | true |
7 thoughtful chalk messages to brighten your day (photos) | false |
What's the best part about having a deaf child? you can have sex as loudly as you want. | true |
People call me peanut-butter... because everywhere i go, folks be gettin' jelly. | true |
Compound in corydalis, chinese medicine plant, promising for chronic pain relief | false |
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to single and your ex likes it. | true |
Here are the latest photos from march for our lives | false |
Bruce willis is in talks for his next role with 'expiration' | false |
What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? the box office. | true |
Republicans have basically given up on repealing obamacare | false |
If abraham lincoln was alive today... he'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin. | true |
Dwayne 'the rock' johnson is returning to 'wrestlemania' | false |
How to be an optimist: 10 habits that'll help you look on the bright side | false |
Huffpost hill - so hard to say good bayh | false |
Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of christian louboutins. | true |
How do you beat someone in an argument? use your fists. | true |
The 2 beliefs that keep you stuck in a stress cycle | false |
A man didn't like his haircut but it started to grow on him | true |
Mothers make 71 cents on a man's dollar -- time to celebrate? | false |
Best way to answer a call: mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce self.jokes | true |
The ultimate poster art for every person who binge-watched 'stranger things' | false |
'supergirl' star melissa benoist met some 'super' girl scouts on set | false |
What kind of soap do middle eastern citizens use? arab spring | true |
Statistically speaking..... isn't a mean joe just an average joe? | true |
Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. trust me on this | true |
Have you seen that old movie about the kkk? i hear it's a real cult classic. | true |
Bill maher reveals '25 things you don't know' about bernie sanders | false |
Report: nypd union meeting devolves into yelling and shoving | false |
Love in marriage: long-term love may not be uncommon, study says | false |
What do you call a math teacher who's really into bdsm? a denominatrix. | true |
What happened when steve irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? he got hurt from harmful rays | true |
What does batman put in his drinks? just ice. | true |
Madonna truth or dare logo is copyright infringement, says sydney artist (photos, video) | false |
What's green and smells like ms. piggy? the boston celtics | true |
Why do sailors use liquid soap? it takes longer to pick up when they drop it. | true |
Pun megathread post your punniest, worst, most awful puns here | true |
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