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Why did bill nye crash his car? because inertia is a property of matter. | true |
Alzheimer's drug race: roche ramps up drug trial as rivals stumble | false |
House republicans want to strip power over refugees from obama | false |
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? someone stole all his money. | true |
Peter dinklage might've spit his gum into wife's mouth before accepting his emmy | false |
This airline gate agent leaves his guests the happiest surprises | false |
Why is santa always so jolly? he knows where all the naughty girls live | true |
What has two legs and bleeds a lot? half a cat. | true |
Kidnapping suspect says vaccine's side effects led him to crime | false |
What do the japanese do when they have erections? they vote. | true |
Apparently, i've got rationalitis. i wouldn't know if it weren't for the check-up; it's asymptotic. | true |
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit. | true |
Who wins the oscar for best travel destination: hawaii or paris? | false |
Roses are red... roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme this one doesn't | true |
How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogy in it! | true |
George h.w. bush out of intensive care unit after blood infection | false |
The best inauguration week music won't be found at the capitol building | false |
What's the penis from bill gates like? micro and soft. | true |
Icymi: 'geek psychology' and anorexia's place in literary fiction | false |
Autumn beauty: a guide to revitalising your skincare routine for the colder months | false |
Former deputy cia director disagrees with hillary clinton on syria | false |
I think i owe my right hand a valentines day card! | true |
I wish i had a more acidic wit unfortunately mine's very basic. | true |
Egypt increases jail terms for people who perform female genital mutilation | false |
Chrissy teigen celebrates luna’s first halloween with adorable costumes | false |
5 ways to deal with boredom in your marriage | false |
Fabrications: meet queer fashion designer and artist claire fleury | false |
Trump hats are the post-election gift republicans in congress didn't want or need | false |
Reasons a space heater can cause a fire, & safety tips | false |
The right way to care for your contacts, according to chemistry | false |
What do you call a native american who graduated from med school? a doctor, you racist! | true |
I heard today that stevie wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming. | true |
How do you help a jew with adhd? send him to a concentration camp. | true |
Carrie underwood finally opens up about the accident that left her with 50 stitches | false |
Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? don't worry he was ok. | true |
Here's what we know about the storms hitting hawaii (live updates) | false |
I like my women how i like my wine... ...locked down in the basement | true |
Why is michael jackson not able to back into a parking space? because he is dead. | true |
Over 67,000 londoners showed up for a halal food festival this weekend | false |
Why is hillary clinton running for president? because it's easier than running from law enforcement | true |
I just deleted all the german contacts from my phone. it's hans free | true |
That one time in class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer. | true |
Reddit is so dark right now..... that it went to night school and got counted absent. | true |
What do you call a bodybuilding mexican who's run out of protein? no whey jose. | true |
What did vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? inconceivable. | true |
What do you call an ethiopian with a piece of lettuce on his head? a quarter pounder. | true |
Eat fat for a healthier and slimmer you: weight loss tip for 2014 | false |
What did the abominable snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? he ate the dentist. | true |
Inside the dying days of tibet’s caterpillar fungus ‘gold rush’ | false |
Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. it's driving me crazy | true |
You and i share a very special connection. *i'm parked outside your house using your wi-fi. | true |
What does a tickle me elmo get before it leaves the factory? two test-tickles | true |
8 cool, creative subscription services just for kids! | false |
This chain reaction of 150 mousetraps is a lesson in pain (video) | false |
Maybe rand paul took that 'snapchat election' thing too seriously | false |
*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better* | true |
Saltine cracker toffee to make you go oooooh! | false |
A look inside dayglo, ‘the world's most colorful factory' (video) | false |
7 reasons being over 50 is absolutely awesome | false |
Jake tapper really doesn't care if donald trump hates him | false |
Cleveland prepares for mass arrests during gop convention | false |
Bernie sanders: 'of course' hillary clinton is qualified to be president | false |
Bollywood superstar sridevi dies at 54 of cardiac arrest | false |
Did the tsa harrass us because of our special needs son? | false |
Apple's safari browser is crashing for some users: report | false |
An oceanographer explains how plane debris could solve the mystery of mh370 | false |
Heavy traffic pollution, wood fire smoke may worsen asthma symptoms | false |
Actor tim boardman stars in the indie film miles | false |
What's wrong if everything is all right? there's nothing left | true |
New details paint unsettling pictures of london attackers | false |
It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme. | true |
Welcome to the anthropocene: anthropology and the political moment | false |
Haunting psa from sandy hook families predicts 'tomorrow's school shooting' | false |
Want to hear a sex joke? on second thought, you wouldn't get it. it's an insider joke. | true |
Relationship status: autocorrect changes my girl to my grill. | true |
Ava duvernay on her biggest frustration with hollywood | false |
Floating, sunbathing and shopping on the riviera maya | false |
I thought you were good looking, until i clicked view more pictures | true |
What's the difference between what bill cosby did and rape? i can't remember. | true |
What's the main ingredient in mana potions? caster sugar. | true |
Beyonce's 'i been on' remix features houston rappers | false |
Ted cruz gets his facts wrong on supreme court nominations | false |
Yale's renowned global justice professor is accused of sexual harassment | false |
Ncaa tournament scores, live updates: marquette, wisconsin, vcu in action on saturday | false |
Taylor swift crashes couple's wedding with a stripped down performance of 'blank space' | false |
Radio host defends 'f**k' tweet at 98-year-old nun and team chaplain | false |
In 5 minutes, this student destroys our double standards for men and women | false |
Knock knock you: who's there me: i eat mop you:______ | true |
What kind of meat do priests eat on friday? (and no, the answer is not nun.) filet mig-none | true |
Gop moves right on birthright citizenship, alienating latinos | false |
'red' voters or 'blue' voters -- they're all green | false |
Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is. | true |
In georgia, politics moves past just black and white | false |
I heard that there was no plane be shot down in constantinople because there was no turkey | true |
Pippa middleton reportedly dating nico jackson after mustique photos surface | false |
Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? because flashing gives them seizures. | true |
What's black on top and white bottom? rape | true |
What do you call a fat psychic? not a medium, but a large. | true |
What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? full house. | true |
Doctor doctor i'm a burglar ! have you taken anything for it ? | true |
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