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Kelly clarkson's 'game of thrones'-themed christmas card is everything | false |
The growing battle over how to treat lyme disease | false |
We finally know when tlc's final album will drop | false |
Pit bulls in pajamas aim to warm people up to the breed | false |
What is the difference between will smith and scotland ? independence day | true |
Healthy living comics: today, an all or nothing approach to health | false |
Healthy food: 20 more of the best in the world | false |
My dad said i'm likeable. i think of myself more as a lion but whatever. | true |
When it comes to discipline, i think i lack concentration camp. | true |
Why was farmer bob so good at his job? because he was outstanding in his field | true |
My iq score says i'm intelligent. my dating history disagrees. | true |
The touching reason this mom cherishes breastfeeding her daughter | false |
I wouldn't say i hate my dad... but i can't deny he's a real motherfucker. | true |
Q: why did the wisconsin democrat cry? a: he couldn't recall. | true |
So i recently came over my ex... hit her right in the eye! sorry. | true |
What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? a patchy gunship | true |
Kenny sailors, jump shot pioneer, dies at 95 | false |
A cunt. what do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke? | true |
Mario lopez ends those 'live with kelly' co-hosting rumors | false |
What did the leper say to the hooker keep the tip. | true |
I usually close my eyes when i kiss girls. not as much pepper spray gets in that way. | true |
Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs. | true |
7 trips i should've taken before getting a job | false |
Why did the man name his daughter candy? she was the sweetest mistake he ever made. | true |
Donald trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning just for men and make america gray again. | true |
Social media star lauren giraldo premieres new 'lady bits' series | false |
2016 republican contenders silent on planned parenthood shooting | false |
Why is bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? because it's like fucking close to water. | true |
Whistler blackcomb: british columbia's back yard gets bigger (photos) | false |
I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade. | true |
What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? a half cast | true |
What's the best thing a midget can catch? air. | true |
What is a toilet in ancient mexico? aztec. | true |
7 (unintentional) lessons i learned from my mom | false |
Personal space is a concept i did not understand in kindergarten i guess that's why they fired me. | true |
Cara delevingne hopes talking about depression will help her fans | false |
Zack knight: taking risks, touring, and 'makin em mad' | false |
Aliens: take me to your leader me: hey babe, is it okay if we have company? | true |
I'm so hungry i could eat something healthy. | true |
Peyton manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the super bowl. | true |
Coaches suspended after participating in lgbtq pride game | false |
Holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados | false |
Winnie the pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds. | true |
Blackhawks fan wears bandage of courage after plexiglass hits her face | false |
I've been training like rocky lately *cracks cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel* | true |
Random online photo leads to navy veteran's rescue from flooded house | false |
How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? he was *out standing* in his field. | true |
Jeh johnson admits he made a mistake in using gmail on work computer | false |
They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... you can actually *smell* the ocean! | true |
I bought a book on how to build stairs its a step by step guide | true |
Why do people love working at yogurt factories? because of the culture! | true |
What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? big league jew. | true |
Students fight to keep affordable college from becoming extinct | false |
What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? half a dog | true |
Any minute now. any minute... -lincoln logs, waiting for a phone call from hollywood | true |
I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis i'm calling it organ doner. | true |
How does frodo make his own food? through frodosynthesis | true |
What happens when lucy starts using 100% of her brain? she's almost as smart as a man. | true |
Pregnant? avoid the tuna -- it could be radioactive! | false |
Need a beer float recipe for st. patrick's day? (photos) | false |
I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and i turned into a motel..... | true |
What's the difference between circus and strip club? circus is full of cunning stunts. | true |
Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title number 2 will shock you! | true |
Is your girlfriend wife material? i'm building a giant wife. | true |
Matjames metson's method attic: the lost and forgotten transformed | false |
How do you confuse an ap student? make the first 21 questions all be the answer c. | true |
Janis joplin birthday: 10 pop culture trends inspired by the legendary female singer (photos) | false |
Requiem for a cinematic heavyweight: adieu abu dhabi film festival | false |
2 bailiffs killed in michigan courthouse shooting: sheriff | false |
Gonorrhea could join growing list of untreatable diseases | false |
Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? it was corny. | true |
The 5 best grindr (etc.) locations in new york city | false |
Lemi berhanu hayle, atsede baysa win the 2016 boston marathon | false |
Since joining twitter i've started 2 new collections .......... dust and cobwebs ! | true |
Child brides join push to raise marriage age | false |
What's your favorite genre of music? not metal. | true |
Bernie sanders: i'm not much of a socialist compared to eisenhower | false |
'fifty shades' sounds even raunchier in random accents | false |
My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it. | true |
First rule of being italian is to tell everyone you're italian. (i can say this cause i'm italian.) | true |
*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this | true |
What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? the inability to lie | true |
For some reason, hillary clinton was asked to comment on kim kardashian robbery | false |
Here's a prom night game-changer for queer teens everywhere | false |
What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12 | true |
Who has a bigger funny bone: democrats or republicans? | false |
I visited canada and got an std hepatitis a. | true |
Windows 10? cool! only 85 more versions before we come back to windows 95 | true |
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? a bronto-sore-ass | true |
Jeb bush prodded by immigration protesters, touts support for dreamers | false |
5 fall fruits you can grow in containers | false |
I once tried to become a nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone. | true |
Earthquakes hit central italy, tremors felt in rome | false |
Divorce research: baylor university study finds divorce-religion link | false |
Sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it | true |
What do you call a mouse named bob who's having an existential crisis? bob. | true |
8 ways to vacation right and recharge your health | false |
Question about a song: who is phyllis navi daad and why are wishing her a merry christmas? | true |
A chat with ted gibson -- the affable rock star of hair | false |
10 outdoor fire pits that will take a backyard from ordinary to extraordinary (photos) | false |
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