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What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes mine | true |
Lies i told myself about the second baby | false |
What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? the lamp post. | true |
The 5 types of men who make great husbands | false |
Corey lewandowski dodges tough trump questions on cnn | false |
As islamist terrorism increases, some respond...by assailing israel | false |
Apps give carpooling a new twist, with same old headaches | false |
Occupy wellness and eat-in: the power of the fork -- part one | false |
9 powerful steps to manage difficult conversations like a pro | false |
My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is. | true |
Why does america have so many boasting republicans? because it needs some bragging rights. | true |
My girlfriend started smoking... ...so i slowed down and applied lubricant. | true |
Hey guys, i think i just got murdered but i'm not sure, and webmd is like zero help. | true |
How not to reinvent the wheel in college accountability | false |
Wall street is even more craven than we thought | false |
Swap your stylish abode for another on this home exchange site | false |
If you marry a woman in tennessee, but divorce her in kentucky... ... is she still your sister? | true |
What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? her hips. | true |
The nsa the only part of the government that actually listens | true |
25 cheeky photos that celebrate the wonders of 'ugly' fruit and vegetables | false |
What i realized when i 'stepped away' from my children | false |
Major coal company pulls out of industry group, citing climate change stance | false |
How women deal with their periods in space | false |
Your word is echo can you use it in a sentence? sentence entence entece ece ce | true |
Man i ran so fast from the italian lesbian, but the dichotomy. | true |
How i broke the cycle of domestic violence in my family | false |
Harvey weinstein and the danger of performative 'wokeness' | false |
7 tips for parents to ensure a safe halloween for kids | false |
See the 'sons of anarchy' final season poster that will haunt you | false |
I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. it was shit work but the tips were massive. | true |
People are listening and you haven't said a word yet | false |
I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... clunk. these are heavy. | true |
A day in the life of an internet troll is tougher than you think | false |
Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life. | true |
Brunette moffy, cross-eyed model, signed by major modeling agency | false |
My friend has a habit of dropping things. it's getting out of hand. | true |
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a caterpillar don't worry you'll soon change! | true |
Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do. | true |
Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi! | true |
I bet my fish rolls his eyes when i tell people on the phone how busy i am. | true |
#1 thing to know when leaving a relationship if it becomes abusive | false |
What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a hummer? a gray and red hairy paste. | true |
Missouri lawmakers consider blocking local protections for pregnant women | false |
Dnc chair says russian hackers attacked the committee through election day | false |
How can we better protect crowds from terrorism? | false |
You'll never know you're in the middle of a city at these quiet urban hotels | false |
Jessica alba's style evolution: from denim cut-offs to haute couture (photos) | false |
Supermodel iman turns 62 and these photos prove she is more fierce and flawless than ever | false |
Ego and super ego walk into a bar. bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id. | true |
Joey king books her next role with 'wish i was here' | false |
Wounded knee and the moon of the popping trees | false |
What are all of the items batman has carried in his utility belt? | false |
Harry reid joins call for obama to take action on dark money | false |
Muslim helplines have been flooded with calls ahead of inauguration | false |
I thought the world would stop turning when i left home to go travel | false |
What do you think of the anus, as a whole | true |
Feds plan to shut down dakota access pipeline protest camp | false |
Nra's chris cox: 'we don't believe bans ever worked on anything' | false |
Hey pigs stop trying to swallow entire apples you keep dying | true |
Why is arrested development funny? because the farce is strong with that one. | true |
Insurance giant aflac reportedly sued for worker exploitation | false |
Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in. | true |
Ice lawyer charged with trying to defraud immigrants by stealing their identities | false |
Andy samberg with a decent summary of 'girls' season 4 | false |
Pancake day ... has has really creped up on me this year | true |
When is a door not a door? when it's ajar | true |
The cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century | false |
So sick of all the time travel jokes next week. | true |
A negotiated curb on north korea's nuclear capabilities is good, but not good enough | false |
When a jehovah witness dies, heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home. | true |
I started a band called 1023 megabytes we're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet | true |
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? sparky | true |
Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? it's just what we tend to do | true |
New york: one city, one week, seven hotels | false |
Here's definitive proof that there's nothing cuter than sleeping puppies | false |
First teaser for 'trainspotting' sequel promises more reckless thrills, 20 years later | false |
If donald trump has been married three times... does that make melania the third lady? | true |
Green tomato recipes for the end of summer (photos) | false |
My day as a test case for self-compassion | false |
First nighter: flying off course while 'finding neverland' | false |
Sorry, 'game of thrones' fans: george r.r. martin is busy campaigning for hillary | false |
Reddit is like sex a well-placed thumb makes all the difference | true |
Saudi arabia cuts diplomatic ties with iran, foreign minister says | false |
According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, i died 14 minutes ago. | true |
Chloe moretz makes a case for the power suit on the best-dressed list | false |
10 people understand binary. those who do, and those who dont. | true |
13 celebrities who've shared their struggles with infertility | false |
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? there, they're, their... | true |
Solange and beyonce join elite group of siblings with no. 1 albums | false |
‘american crime' star regina king on her on-screen chemistry with andre 3000 | false |
Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi | true |
Stefano pilati's yves saint laurent designs had famous fans (photos) | false |
Don't blame families for high cost of preemies, let's invest in preventing preterm birth | false |
Marion cotillard gets handsy on the cover of w magazine (photo) | false |
The black church and hiv: a divine prescription | false |
Why is caitlyn jenner's stomach bad for you? 'cause it's full of trans-fat. | true |
Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense. | true |
Richard burr hatches 'win-win' plan to reform nsa surveillance | false |
This concept jet could fly from london to nyc in 30 minutes | false |
What is the rudest part of the body? the privates. they're either dicks or cunts. | true |
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