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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? it depends on how thinly you slice them. | true |
How veterans are finding peace and healing through meditation | false |
What did the gay guy say to pinocchio? lie to me motherfucker. | true |
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me. | true |
Video shows virginia cop shoot and wound a fleeing teenager | false |
Butterfinger m&m monster cookies recipe for the best cookies you'll ever eat | false |
Mass shootings and our endless cycle of american carnage | false |
Gay one-night stands: are they keeping you from a real relationship? | false |
Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? because they're constantly multiplying! | true |
Where do crows hang out on friday night? the crow bar. | true |
What makes a isis joke funny? the execution. | true |
Who's the opposite of willem dafoe? willem dafriend. | true |
Jessica simpson isn't letting fat-shamers take away from 'the happiest times in her life' | false |
What kind of monkey can fly? a hot air baboon! | true |
Facebook cheating may be used against you in court (infogrpahic) | false |
What's jewish and runs? the diarrhea of anne frank | true |
Now you can watch amazing stop motion video of apollo space missions | false |
The liberal media won't report that i can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened | true |
Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the other side. | true |
What did the boston marathon bombers do that hitler couldn't? successfully end a race. | true |
As trump attacks the federal health law, some states try to shore it up | false |
Why does santa say ho ho ho? because three hos are better than one! | true |
Memory postcard: the day i met martin luther king jr... and was disappointed | false |
How to win an argument. 1. have a vagina. 2. that's it. 3. you win. 4. congratulations. | true |
White supremacist fliers ask 'if you are fighting for the right side' | false |
Christmas cocktails that put an eggnog in a corner | false |
What life looks like for a toddler growing up in a mexican women's prison | false |
Malik yoba's empire co-stars shoot down rumors of cocaine use | false |
How could a leper afford a nice house? it cost an arm and a leg | true |
Can a bottle made from algae end the world's plastic addiction? | false |
Taylor swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping. | true |
A roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, five beers please. | true |
Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 disciples with him. who unfollowed me? | true |
Deadly fire at school for girls in thailand kills at least 17 | false |
What's white and flies through the air? the second cumming. | true |
What did the triceratops sit on? its tricerabottom. | true |
Possibly tipsy man loves cheap costco beer so much, he made a commercial for it | false |
Congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans | false |
Football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game | false |
Kelly clarkson blonde hair: do you like her new color? (photos, poll) | false |
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back. | true |
I'm with stupid: undead cats and other stuff i don't get | false |
Dating is easy. you just *goes into fetal position* | true |
U.s. foreign policy got in the way of helping greece, greek ex-official says | false |
What powerful reptile is found in the sydney opera house ? the lizard of oz ! | true |
Insurance company ordered to pay $34 million for kicking 90-year-old arlene hull off plan | false |
When i see battlestar gallactica, i feel this! cylons are bunch of mean girls. | true |
The color palette that can make your home seem brighter, cleaner and sexier (photos) | false |
Nba player blocks, dunks and is not of this world | false |
Wild mushroom confit with garlic and fresh herbs | false |
First date: her: do you come here often? me: *shoots unarmed black teen* | true |
A walking prayer: taking the reins of your life | false |
Ellen degeneres is as confused about the divorce rumors as we are | false |
What's difference between jesse owens and adolf hilter? owens can finish a race. | true |
I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels | true |
Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? because they're having a sipping contest. | true |
Download information about stress through poetry, painting and innovation? | false |
Uber driver arrested for allegedly raping female passenger | false |
Protests against trump's executive order don't let up | false |
Bonnie and clyde guns could sell for $200,000, auctioneer says | false |
Nicole kidman on why women should stop apologizing for their power | false |
I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if i lost my phone. | true |
Dozens dead after suicide bomber attacks shia mosque in kabul | false |
Now i know why charlie sheen was always winning... ...he was just being positive. | true |
'sticker kid' photo-bombs hillary clinton at iowa caucus, wins the night | false |
Many people are afraid to tell their doctors about cancer warning signs, survey shows | false |
I got a new high score today. sadly, it was on my bathroom scale! | true |
Why leaders cheat: 4 reasons (and 1 solution) | false |
Caroline sieber and lauren santo domingo in louis vuitton: look of the day (photos) | false |
Think before you speak: mother's day is not a happy day for everyone | false |
Before eating red meat, think twice and live longer | false |
3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. half life 3 confirmed. | true |
Clinton takes firm stance on driver's licenses for the undocumented after 2008 slip-up | false |
Lindsay lohan vs. charlize theron: who wore her cutout dress better? (photos, poll) | false |
Stephen colbert teases viewers with spoof interview of donald trump's 'top cop' | false |
What did the two oceans say to each-other? nothing, they just waved. | true |
Neil gorsuch's supreme court nomination clears senate committee in partisan vote | false |
What did the left nut say to the right nut? that guy above us is a real dick | true |
College student's bizarre death allegedly linked to frat hazing | false |
Starbucks' red holiday cups look a whole lot different this year | false |
Where would you find percy miller's toothbrush? in his master p room. | true |
Me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing | true |
What does a super saiyan always put on his sandwich? ka-mayomayo | true |
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at victoria station ? because it's a 'mane-lion' station ! | true |
Five ways not to raise bullies and mean girls | false |
Do you ever smoke after sex? i don't know, i never look. | true |
Former iranian president bani-sadr: this is 'a one-sided agreement' against iran | false |
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? because he was out standing in his field. | true |
A skeleton walks into a bar... ...and orders a beer and a mop. | true |
High school love letter: sweet note begins 17-year relationship (photo) | false |
First they came for the women....an open letter to europe's political parties | false |
What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? an argument | true |
Rosemary farina - creating a signature for success | false |
How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? they have a lot of patients | true |
I got sacked from my job at the clock factory. i just stood around making faces all day. | true |
Free movement of e.u. citizens to u.k. will end in 2019 | false |
There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today | true |
Someone finally said the word 'abortion' on the dnc stage | false |
I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died. | true |
A therapist's top 5 secrets to a happy relationship | false |
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