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What did the black man say to the white kid? put the gun down! | true |
I have a step ladder. i just wish i knew who my real ladder was. | true |
A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... hillary clinton | true |
'wreck-it ralph,' meek mill's 'dreams and nightmares,' 'flight' reviews and more: the week in ouch | false |
If ice cube and snoop dogg adopted a child... they could call it slush puppy :) | true |
Will ferrell's vote obama ad is unsurprisingly great (video) | false |
Liberal group makes last-ditch push for potentially pivotal senate seat | false |
He died doing what he loved: being alive | true |
Donald trump: generals 'reduced to rubble' under obama, clinton | false |
*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery* | true |
How do you blindfold an asian person? you put floss over his eyes. | true |
A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep i might not be doing this right | true |
I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings | true |
Rolling stone's missteps will set rape dialogue back years, advocates worry | false |
Boomers were time's man of the year fifty years ago | false |
I spent last night defrosting the fridge. or foreplay as she likes to call it. | true |
Never treat someone like a saturday night when they treat you like a monday morning. | true |
Why is the next windows version 10? because 7 8 9 | true |
Vengeful surfer plans to eat shark he says bit him | false |
A morbid joke if serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers? | true |
Q: where do ghosts live? a: at the dead end. | true |
Protect your children this spring from tick-borne diseases | false |
Arianna chats with seth meyers about the power of sleep (video) | false |
You're fired! said president trump to all of our nuclear rockets | true |
By tomorrow night america will be in a turkey induced coma. on friday...canada attacks. | true |
Yoko ono sued by brooklyn designer haleh nematzadeh for opening ceremony collection (photos) | false |
What do rabbis do with the foreskins after a circumcision?... sell them to the gays as bubble gum | true |
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same | true |
Do bullied youth really carry weapons to school? | false |
Jungle bird at the u.s. open: what to make of oddball activism? | false |
Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you? | true |
Teen scares the bejesus out of neighbor with her 'creepy window' | false |
Boxer throws table at opponent during bonkers press conference | false |
Lighting strikes power lines right outside home, freaks videographer out | false |
11 ways to keep stress from hurting your marriage | false |
Jewish human rights group calls for special probe into anti-semitic bomb threats | false |
I'm sorry i slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and i panicked. | true |
Which snake is the best at counting nigerians? a black adder | true |
Why should you never trust soap? it's an emulsive lyer. | true |
James corden reveals how hillary clinton's grammys skit almost didn't happen | false |
Q: how many over eager pa's does it take to screw in a li... a: done! | true |
Why does ganondorf hate the internet? there are too many links. | true |
The daily mail is very worried about hillary clinton’s hair and makeup | false |
What do you call a dead pigeon? a pige-out ...made it myself... | true |
You think you had a bad day? clams are getting chowdered. chowdered. | true |
What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? terrorists have sympathizers. | true |
I hate cereal killers they go against the grain | true |
I always hit ignore call with my middle finger. | true |
Air strike reportedly kills 57 in rebel-held town as u.s. envoy visits damascus | false |
Old macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... e i e i o..... | true |
Why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize? he was out standing in his field | true |
What's the difference between light and hard? you can fall asleep with a light on. | true |
How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? all the hot dogs taste like shit. | true |
A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... some body was in a rush. | true |
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on. | true |
A jew found some money he counted it and some was missing | true |
Kanye's vma speech was recut to sound like a stand-up act | false |
Here's the best way to cure your new year's eve hangover | false |
What do you call a hooker in alaska? frostitute | true |
Deflategate judge suggests he could toss tom brady's suspension | false |
What do you get when you cross 400 obese water buffalo with a transgender pimp? clickbait | true |
Cardale jones just tore into the ncaa for exploiting its athletes | false |
Why should you never buy a asian graphics card? bad drivers. | true |
Saw a cougar wearing a leopard coat, driving a jaguar. it's a jungle out there. | true |
What happened when the frog double parked? its car got toad away. | true |
Here's why even the westboro baptist church doesn't support kim davis | false |
Chimps broke out of ferguson zoo apparently they're starting fires across town. | true |
See actual footage in the new 'better call saul' teaser | false |
Nbcuniversal invested $500 million in snap inc as part of ipo | false |
Why i regret what i taught my children about religion | false |
Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? because, corn has ears! | true |
Why was pablo escobar always falling asleep? he was **narco**leptic. | true |
A south pacific root could be promising against bladder cancer | false |
Legal case: white house argues against considering climate change on energy projects | false |
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? it's time consuming. | true |
What do you call a tick on the moon? a lunatic. | true |
Prabal gurung's oprah connection dates back to his childhood in nepal (video) | false |
Nobody should regret anything that made them smile. | true |
An arab walks in to a bar no one survived the explosion. | true |
There are 'rebellions' in arizona -- happy election day! | false |
Reporter question proves trump 2016 is an entertainment story | false |
7 steps to smash fear in the face | false |
What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? an impasta | true |
I have seen my first naked lady sorry, i meant... i have seen my first lady naked. | true |
Fallon's thank you notes for narc veterinarians, 'the bachelor' & 'the ugly duckling' | false |
Going paperless: the best technology for de-cluttering and organizing | false |
'alien: covenant' just barely beats 'guardians' at the weekend box office | false |
Flea easily shuts down clint eastwood's 'pussy generation' comment | false |
Where did little annie go after the explosion? everywhere!! | true |
World’s smallest porpoise teetering on the brink of extinction; only 60 left in the wild | false |
I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever but the competition is stiff. | true |
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be... multitaskers | false |
What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? the woman. | true |
Today i got a job offer as a mexican child kidnapper... ...gracias, pero no pedo. | true |
How do you stop an elephant from charging? vivisection. | true |
Drag cooking shows combine two of our favorite things (videos) | false |
Parents of slain dnc staffer call conspiracy theories 'unspeakably cruel' | false |
Anyone know the exact alcohol content of lady humps? how drunk am i going to get off them? | true |
Dvd: china beach is finally available for binge viewing | false |
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? the birds eye counter ! | true |
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