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This dark and gripping time-lapse captures san francisco like you've never seen it before | false |
Mariano rivera sand sculpture: rays give yankees closer present (video) | false |
Ex-chp officer who punched bipolar woman won't face charges | false |
What kids can learn from disney's sofia the first | false |
Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... i always get off. | true |
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breath out of that tiny thing? | true |
'my daughter needs to make a house for her fairies... right before bed!' | false |
What does geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! | true |
Bill cosby sexually assaulted me. i didn't tell because i didn't want to let black america down. | false |
I don't mean to brag, but i just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first. | true |
She blinded me with science. okay, it was pepper spray. | true |
Hal sparks talks about the serious side of making sitcoms | false |
Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it. | true |
Alleged sexual predators don't need letters of support | false |
Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? they go off on tangents. | true |
He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of most words. | true |
Excuse the mess; we had guests, i graciously explain, leaving out the five months ago part. | true |
Second judge blocks trump decision to end deportation relief for dreamers | false |
Can caribbean cricket get its (political) groove back? | false |
*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* i'm not like other girls. | true |
The past, present and future walk into a room. it got all tense. | true |
Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient egypt? i promise it's not a pyramid scheme. | true |
What did the scientologist play on his wii? xenublade | true |
By air, land and sea, the military is going green to save lives and money | false |
Officers tackle black teen for walking in the street | false |
8 states sue epa over midwest air pollution | false |
They laughed at me when i said i will become a comedian well...now they are not. wait... | true |
Family of four found dead in michigan home | false |
Why do feminists lay down during sex? they can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time. | true |
What computer monitor sings the best? a dell. | true |
Top 5 ways to save our elephants from extinction | false |
What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? whore-moans | true |
What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint. hahahahahahahaha. i need friends. | true |
Boy swallows piece of pet toy and can't stop squeaking | false |
Jet ski smacks down drone that dared to get in its way | false |
Why trump's syria strike will not end well | false |
I recently found out that marriage is actually a sport... 50% of the time the parents ruin it. | true |
Weekend roundup: how japan's past shadows asia's future | false |
What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin | true |
You are the pebble in my shoe of people. | true |
Bernie sanders to donald trump: picking on the undocumented doesn't make you tough | false |
New 'fast and the furious' poster will make you miss paul walker | false |
Man walks into a bar... ouch that hurt. man walks under a bar... limbo champion! | true |
Stephen colbert has a golden response to latest trump 'pee tape' claims | false |
Dawn graves died saving her 20-month-old son from an oncoming truck | false |
What does a west virginia couple do on halloween? they pump kin. | true |
Ny1 finally gets to cover a new york presidential primary that matters | false |
That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after i paid the bill... | true |
I asked a crow what its favourite apple product was.. caw! | true |
Moths are the hobos of the insect world. | true |
Scientists identify more than 2,300 'irreplaceable' places key to wildlife's survival | false |
You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer. | true |
Wedding guest is determined to catch the bouquet, at any cost | false |
Can you cure hereditary diarrhea? or does it just run through your jeans? | true |
I don't trust people with graph paper... they're always plotting something. | true |
A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads. | true |
How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? at random. | true |
What's it called when an asian man gives his best friend head? a bro job. | true |
Rand paul gets testy in interview about his shifting positions: 'you're editorializing' | false |
Chinese condiments: a guide to chinese food's bottled sauces | false |
What happens to a person when they move out of asia? they become dis-oriented! | true |
What do you call a man with no shins? toe-knee | true |
During lunch, what did one soldier say to the other soldier? want some turkey? | true |
Former top guantanamo lawyer says don't send benghazi suspect there | false |
Labor day recipes: eat like you don't have to go to work (photos) | false |
* aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. * | true |
The dinner i ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes. | true |
As militants declared caliphate, iraqi troops battle for tikrit | false |
Be nice to me or i will rain down hell upon you when i start my blog. | true |
Two mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. who wins? society. | true |
Stop dating men who want to 'fix you' | false |
What kind of shoes do thieves wear? sneakers. | true |
Ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants | true |
Women in business q&a: evin shutt, partner and coo, 72andsunny | false |
Michael avenatti scorches rudy giuliani over his latest 'train wreck' interview | false |
How do you say the name ray in jamaican? raymond | true |
Sleep: the key to a long-term, loving relationship? | false |
I was the second man on the moon neil before me | true |
Shorts at work are no longer a no-no (photos) | false |
What is a rock's favorite band? the rolling stones. | true |
I lost weight: jane hopke learned how to control a food addiction and lost more than 100 pounds | false |
If clinton wins the election... there'll be another bush in the white house | true |
What is crucial to any joke about isis? the execution | true |
Q: why do men like blonde jokes?? a: because they can understand them. | true |
'i've been expecting you, mr. bond.' - james bond's mother giving birth | true |
Mark zuckerberg is building an a.i. butler to help around the home | false |
That's shocking!! hold on. *quickly draws overly arched eyebrows* ok. go on. | true |
Hip montreal: pop art, goth bars and kinetik music festival (video) | false |
Science has determined how not to look stupid | false |
I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do i get adult supervision? | true |
How to make holy water. you take normal water, and you just boil the hell out of it. | true |
France broke brexit and trump's populist wave by voting for the future | false |
I believe the pope did what all catholics are told to do. pull out early. | true |
No, the oregon ranchers' prison sentences are not 'cruel and unusual' | false |
Harper beckham's birthday is an excuse to look at her cute face (photos) | false |
Fighting the islamic state: what about the day after? | false |
They say kim jong un is heartless and a murder... it's because he has no seoul | true |
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. rather a few layers. | true |
My friend's mum has a saying 40 is the new 30. lovely woman. banned from driving though. | true |
7 things never to say to someone going through a high-conflict divorce | false |
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