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Be brief or be dismissed as a leader: six best practices | false |
If these walls could talk i'd fuckin' move out immediately. | true |
What does a clock do when it gets hungry? it goes back four seconds. | true |
Happy people tend to value time over money | false |
So, when people say lolz, does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep? | true |
The evolution of american homes... in 4 1/2 minutes (video) | false |
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? mistletoe. | true |
'narcos' teaser reveals diego luna and michael peña will star in season 4 | false |
The obamacare replacement is coming, trump and ryan swear. no, really! | false |
What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? pink eye | true |
Gay voices' family friday thanksgiving special: lgbt families share what they are grateful for | false |
All the 'game of thrones' references from pop culture | false |
Dark humor is like kids with cancer... never gets old | true |
Mother banana: why didn't you go to school today? little banana: because i didn't peel well. | true |
It turns out we love tipping for all the wrong reasons | false |
Did you hear about the pecan orgy? it was fucking nuts. | true |
What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? snowballs. | true |
Why is six scared of seven?... because seven was registered as a six offender. | true |
How to make a face mask using yogurt, honey & grapes (video) | false |
What do you call a german living in canada? a leder hoser. | true |
Iris apfel, mary wilson and more instagram photos of the week (photos) | false |
These black and mexican jokes have gone too far once you know juan, you know jamal. | true |
'baywatch' officially flops as 'pirates' comes in first at the box office | false |
'monty python and the holy grail' as a gritty drama will drive you coconuts | false |
A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks what's shaking? the cashier replies nepal | true |
I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable | true |
Screen sense: studies and reports about babies, big kids and teens using technology | false |
How wordless books can help your kid learn to read | false |
Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral wouldn't you know, i woke up with mourningwood. | true |
You just kinda wasted my precious time: dylan's cold apperance on letterman a let-down | false |
Trump may kill us all: here's a letter | false |
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? because it comes out in conversation | true |
Focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate | false |
Chicago police really didn't want to release video of a cop shooting laquan mcdonald 16 times | false |
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? it went ok. | true |
Mom don't come in i'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door | true |
Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? they're called the clue clucks clan | true |
How does a white girl prepare for the world? basic training. | true |
A baptist pastor’s plea to love our muslim neighbors | false |
Did abraham's brother have any kids? yes. a lot. | true |
Thousands petition to allow guns at republican convention for 'safety' | false |
New podcast will dive deep into the origins of 'curb your enthusiasm' | false |
Former mexican president: mass shootings are consequence of racism like trump's | false |
How schools are rallying around portland's large refugee community | false |
A little known fact a little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't happy...... | true |
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? so they can hide in strawberry patches. | true |
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? well well well..... | true |
Ford models sues women management for poaching alana zimmer & karolina waz | false |
The washington post's slimy assault on gary webb | false |
French artist hatches live chicks and avoids egg on his face | false |
Starbucks name spelling fails: 20 best barista misspellings | false |
What's the difference between a fedora clad brony and an egg? the egg gets laid! | true |
Amy schumer puts on her game face for bud light super bowl ad | false |
Yes, you can rent out your eye socket for money | false |
You know why i love hiking? it is all about the in tents action. | true |
Just got news that jesus got sent to prison. yeah they really nailed him. | true |
What kind of book did frankenstein's monster like to read? one with a cemetery plot. | true |
Bloomberg's advice for success: take as few bathroom breaks as possible | false |
Nk-lysin, antibacterial substance in chicken, could fight cancer | false |
Buzz aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. neil before him. neil. | true |
A better, truer, more southern way to make grits | false |
Growth hormone injections: should i subject my son to them? | false |
A foreign kid asked me how to speak english the other day, so i teached him some. | true |
'i’m terrified my son could become a mass murderer' | false |
If your polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist | true |
French-related joke (semi nsfw) when does a frenchman get his morning wood? a bonne heure. | true |
Jay z and beyoncé show justin bieber's mugshot on stage | false |
Let's all start kissing in public a lot more! | false |
Chrome co-owner slams belmont winner: 'this is the cowards' way out' | false |
Bernie sanders spent $0 on polling, because really, would it change his mind anyway? | false |
I wish i was batman because my parents would be dead. | true |
A guide to sex at 50 and beyond | false |
Will smith was convicted they found fresh prints at the scene.... | true |
Eli manning explains his epic blank expression from super bowl 50 | false |
Everything i know about startups i learned from my teenager | false |
Mirai nagasu inspired by michelle kwan, also a child of asian restaurant family | false |
Rihanna, selena gomez and more celebrities wear leggings, so are they really that bad? (photos) | false |
Twitter users mock donald trump's whiny tweet about oscar ratings | false |
This underwater airplane flies through the ocean unlike any submarine before it | false |
Why i stopped trying to make my daughter be pretty | false |
So a higgs boson meets the pope... you can't have mass without me. | true |
Googamooga sneak peeks: jeepney's cured pork chori burger | false |
Aaaaaah! the horrifying moment a disney animatronic lost its head | false |
What are birds so happy about at 7am? what? oh, right. pooping while airborne. good one. | true |
While everyone else diets, you can eat more of these 7 foods | false |
Jeff flake's retirement adds to pile of problems for senate republicans | false |
The rotation of earth always makes my day. makes my night too. | true |
My parrot got himself a new suit. it's polly ester. | true |
Watch: spain dazzles too late at world cup | false |
Why do writers hate the bible? it has terrible characters, noah is the only one with an arc. | true |
Why did.. q : why did manchester united go to stamford bridge? a : four nothing | true |
What is love? you just sang baby, don't hurt me. in your mind didn't you? | true |
Why was the binary number so happy? because of two's compliment! | true |
8 iconic photos of bob dylan, newly anointed nobel laureate | false |
5 ways to stay in turks and caicos (photos) | false |
(punny) did you hear about the orgy at the campground? it was in tents | true |
Intense first look at 'whiplash' has us thinking oscar | false |
I used to think paul walker was gay turns out he's flamming | true |
I signed up for an online culinary school. i still can't cook, but i made cookies! | true |
Cable tells u.s. diplomats to sidestep questions on re-engaging in paris climate deal | false |
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