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Can new tool make cervical biopsy more efficient, less painful? | false |
Neil degrasse tyson and steve harvey have beef over uranus | false |
If donald trump becomes president... there will be hell toupee. | true |
... my life up till now! hayyooooo!! :/ | true |
$400, 21-pound giant block of parmesan for sale in fredericton supermarket (photo) | false |
6 style lessons we could all learn from caitlyn jenner | false |
Anjelica huston's house turning into the venice social club: report (photos) | false |
Rare conjoined fawns have scientists doing a double take | false |
Wanna hear a bondage joke? sorry i'm all tied up at the moment | true |
What defies the law of gravity? women. they heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up. | true |
I wrote a horror story using only six words. donald trump won the presidential election. | true |
Tifu by posting in the wrong subreddit twice | true |
Why is santa's sack so big? because he only comes once year. | true |
Don't get excited girls. that bulge in my pants is just emergency oreos. | true |
I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets... | true |
You're joking about calling it good friday, right? i told you the part about the nails? -jesus | true |
Balkonzept balcony table and flower box makes even the smallest of outdoor spaces cool (photos) | false |
I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends nobody came. | true |
Copy/paste this to prohibit old high school friends from posting on facebook | false |
Mystery 'wolf-like' animal reportedly shot in montana, baffles wildlife officials | false |
This is how thousands are getting ready for the people's climate march | false |
Tree breaching in pipes leads to kind of horrifying picture (photo) | false |
Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo | true |
Justin bieber & patrick carney: the black keys' drummer feuds with the biebs on twitter | false |
What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? a trampoline. | true |
Closets and criticisms of lgbt research (part 1) | false |
What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? kobayoshi. | true |
Yoenis cespedes goes old western and rides horse to work | false |
'70s newsroom drama 'good girls revolt' premiering on amazon | false |
The good lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. | true |
Why did harry potter buy so many golden snitches? because they were only a quideach | true |
Gop senator wants investigation of kushner family china deal | false |
Artist jr makes the louvre's iconic pyramid disappear | false |
Never call a girl fat. because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget. | true |
What do you call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist! | true |
I was about to do a mexican joke... but that's crossing the line. | true |
What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons? jose and hose-b | true |
Huffpollster: polls continue to show good news for hillary clinton | false |
23 moments from 2014 we're happy to leave behind | false |
.oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks... | true |
Please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation | true |
Yin-yang motherhood: the most underpaid yet lucrative profession in the world | false |
Lauren jauregui shares moving pics from shoot with rumored ex-girlfriend | false |
Breast cancer research: 10 things we've learned about the disease so far this year | false |
I just bought a bidet the salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me! | true |
My mother always told me to not worry about my health. it will go away eventually. | true |
What's the favorite whiskey of unidan? jackdaw niel's | true |
6 ways to incorporate wellness into your next trip | false |
How to rebuild your relationship with your adult children after your divorce | false |
According to my nike fitbit i masturbated 4 miles today | true |
Skipping breakfast could make you want more high-calorie foods, study suggests | false |
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, i'm assuming it's monday. | true |
How to ask your guests not to use their cell phones at the wedding | false |
There is a 88% chance my chalk outline will be holding a piece of cheese. | true |
The battle for gay rights in rural america | false |
Corey lewandowski tried to smear a reporter. it did not go well. | false |
What do you call a 3 legged cow named summer in the winter? summer...her name's summer. | true |
If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50. | true |
Why stephen colbert crashed the rnc stage in full 'hunger games' attire | false |
Mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia | false |
I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos. - martin luther king jr.'s other dream. | true |
Top ten instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply | true |
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like gandhi. | true |
After ethics panel's shutdown, loopholes live on in albany | false |
A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident nun survived. | true |
Your hips may not lie but your pushup bra is a sociopath. | true |
I love the smell of moth balls, but i find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs. | true |
Watch famous debate stunts that worked -- and flopped | false |
Having 'the talk' before your child goes to college | false |
Saying, i'm sorry, is the same as saying, i apologize. except at a funeral. - demetri martin | true |
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? a harenet. | true |
The cookie version of jeff sessions appeared on 'colbert' to respond to trump | false |
Chilean avocado could combat antibiotic-resistant bacteria, study suggests | false |
Where do people in detroit get their groceries? they don't. | true |
Know how i upset my balcony? i couldn't make it to the bathroom. | true |
Police chief calls shooting of black teen by white cop a 'tragedy' | false |
What do you call an epileptic in the garden? seizure salad | true |
Take a rare look at 'world's biggest heart' | false |
I was this close to having a threesome last night... just needed two more people. | true |
League of legends joke i think i'm better than faker lolll - alex | true |
Ibm systems cmo: 10 ways for marketing to deliver business value | false |
Taiwan is considering third gender option for passports, id cards | false |
Sam bee lists all the reasons she probably should've been deported | false |
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? it was stuffed. | true |
Before they broke bad they were on 'the x-files' | false |
Reflecting on my first year of motherhood at age 44 | false |
Ceo slashes $1 million salary to give lowest-paid workers a raise | false |
Amid sexual harassment probe, democratic rep. ruben kihuen won't seek re-election | false |
Bouncing around colorado springs in the dead of winter | false |
The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'no whey!' i said | true |
Barb from ‘stranger things’ is pissed she was left in the upside down | false |
Sexual assault survivors gather outside fox news to demand bill o'reilly be fired | false |
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? concentration camps. | true |
What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? nothing. | true |
Tom and abby from ‘queer eye’ remarried each other | false |
*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before* | true |
New coffee offers same health benefits as red wine, chemist claims | false |
How democrats are accidentally helping the koch brothers | false |
What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever. | true |
Possible 'harry potter' couple would ruin harry potter's childhood | false |
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