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Oscar nominations snub amy adams, 'jackie,' tom hanks and more | false |
I've said it before. wednesday. where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction. | true |
The secret history of the photo at the center of the black confederate myth | false |
Carnival dream debacle shows world's largest cruise line doing what it does best | false |
Support the war on crack. stop wearing low rise jeans. | true |
Donald trump reportedly plans to keep private security team as president | false |
What do you call a very small villain? the antagonist | true |
'late show' packs donald trump's suitcase for his first foreign trip | false |
Huffpost hill - globalists, finished with ken bone, set sights on trump | false |
How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? with a crowbar. | true |
Kim jong un insulted donald trump and taught america a new word at the same time | false |
The financial realities of living with an addict | false |
Dog with human hands eating peanut butter is what you need right now | false |
Other stories, others' stories (parshat vayechi, genesis 47:28 - 50:26) | false |
I just changed my facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was too weak | true |
The agency that approves pipelines is about to get a trump-era overhaul | false |
How do you feel when there is no coffee? depresso | true |
Even when recycled, old computer parts end up where they shouldn’t | false |
Donald trump reportedly plans to withdraw from paris climate deal | false |
Five tips to transform talent in the workplace | false |
I'm in a long distance relationship. my girlfriend's in the future. | true |
15 international summer art exhibitions you should definitely see | false |
Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? it was a sting operation. | true |
Thinking about getting a liver piercing. gotta stay extreme. | true |
Kelly rowland's new makeup line will celebrate 'chocolate girls' | false |
It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes. | true |
A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. consistent in their execution. | true |
What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand? a mad lib... | true |
Why do asian females have small boobs? because only a's are acceptable. heard this from a friend. | true |
Wendy davis calls group that doctored planned parenthood videos 'liars' | false |
Hong kong protesters to retreat over fears of rubber bullets | false |
Matt lauer finally gets his sweet revenge on ellen | false |
Listen: the woman who 'sees' like a bat | false |
What looks like half a sandwich? the other half. | true |
So i went clubbing last night... those seals didn't stand a chance. | true |
Why do clumsy people get married? they fall in love. | true |
What my students think is the best way to engage students | false |
My dog recently stole my loafers. now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.** | true |
Why you should think twice before opting for free 2-day shipping | false |
Lauren ferrari, mom, banned from facebook over controversial breastfeeding photo (video) | false |
What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator! | true |
Why has the pope never won a gold medal? because he always came in a little behind. | true |
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection. | true |
5 of the hottest fashion trends and how to get them for less | false |
'difficult people' season 3 fights back against 'garbage-y' donald trump | false |
Black girls twerk, hispanic girls hip roll, indian girls belly dance & white girls watch. | true |
Which bird is always out of breath ? a puffin ! | true |
Roses are niggas. violets are niggas. i'm lil wayne, and niggas ryhmes with niggas. | true |
I wonder which lie came first: oops, wrong hole! or that's never happened before!? | true |
Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? because they never get out of their shell | true |
What s the weight of a hipster? one insta-gramm | true |
14-pound utah baby may be america's biggest for 2013 | false |
Pepsi ceo: kendall jenner ad 'made me scratch my head' | false |
Comic sans walks into a bar. the bartender says, we don't serve your type here. | true |
Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? another time. | true |
Bullying has nothing to do with a 'my little pony' lunch box | false |
What animal is best at playing hide and seek? the airplane. | true |
In-laws stories: readers reveal the worst thing about their former in-laws | false |
Justin williams' stanley cup celebration features marriage proposal | false |
My birthday's coming do you know what i need? yeah but how do you wrap a life? | true |
What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook? high finance! | true |
What do you call a jewish person who is suicidal? a yamikaze. | true |
A british magazine just summed up the u.s. election perfectly | false |
You can't spell feminism without men. women are notoriously bad spellers. | true |
What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? pants. | true |
Is al-qaeda poised to declare its first emirate in the middle east? | false |
Knock knock who's there ! asa ! asa who ! asa-int amongst men ! | true |
Hugh hefner fans on twitter thank him for the articles | false |
Who is the king of stationary? the ruler. | true |
America wins its third roller derby world cup in a row | false |
5/6 people agree... ...that russian roulette is a great way to gamble. | true |
What would hermione granger do? she'd fight like hell. | false |
Saying goodbye to the freak show: side show's inevitable demise | false |
Kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem | false |
Why are the_donald users not cucks? first of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with. | true |
Even bill o'reilly sounds like he's giving up on donald trump | false |
The final season of 'pretty little liars' will feature a musical number | false |
Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? because they are interested in whore moans. | true |
The rnc asked for birthday wishes for eric trump, and it didn't go as planned | false |
Ovens are insane oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in | true |
Mardi gras marriage proposal: man proposes using mardi gras float (video) | false |
Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a platonist? they were really obsessed with forms. | true |
You're never too old to learn something stupid. | true |
Ryan lochte pleasantly surprised women have 'professional jobs and everything’ | false |
It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts. | true |
Megyn kelly, alex jones, and alien-human hybrids: what some journalists won't do for ratings | false |
The best hotels in the world, according to lonely planet | false |
The insecure masculinity behind rob kardashian's 'revenge' posts | false |
He died doing what he loved: meeting people on craigslist to buy furniture. | true |
What's red and black and screaming all over? stevie wonder when he answers the iron. | true |
Why didn't ronald mcdonald like to go fishing? because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper. | true |
What's worse than ants in your pants? uncles in your pants | true |
How architecture is helping refugees find jobs in sweden | false |
What do you call a drunk muslim? hammad. what do you call a really drunk muslim? mohammad | true |
‘good girls revolt’ is a show about 1969 that will ring true for women in 2016 | false |
I found jesus last week... my garden has never looked nicer. | true |
So, i found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. that's odd... | true |
You know what i love about people who buy followers? i can laugh at their expense. | true |
To be black, trans and brilliant: lourdes ashley hunter | false |
Yummy butternut squash pasta recipe with parmesan, nutmeg and sage | false |
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