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Carl paladino's son disavows his father's 'disrespectful' comments about the obamas | false |
Appeals court deals new blow to donald trump's travel ban targeting muslims | false |
Mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters | false |
Battle over confederate flag unravels across the south | false |
What's my favorite machine at the gym? the snack machine. | true |
Frontier airlines offers $39 flights on select routes in extended flash sale | false |
A single mom's letter to 'single and looking' | false |
Chrissy teigen says she'd be kim kardashian's surrogate 'in a heartbeat' | false |
Getting a mortgage after a divorce: difficult, not impossible | false |
Donald trump: obstruction of justice allegations part of 'witch hunt' | false |
Elle women in hollywood red carpet looked like so much fun (photos) | false |
We need more than miles morales as spider-man | false |
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? kids don't eat broccoli. | true |
You don't love me? don't worry, the first step is denial. | true |
Cheating celebrities: star couples who stuck together through scandalous affairs | false |
Holiday craft ideas: charlie brown christmas tree ornaments | false |
Some people can't stand being in a wheelchair | true |
The full of surprises what if presidential race | false |
What do you call a korean with special needs? special k | true |
8 foods that are super good for your skin | false |
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. i'm feeling pretty awesome!! | true |
Apparently there's a ferrari theme park coming to spain | false |
How do hens encourage their football teams ? they egg them on ! | true |
Donald trump and i agree on one thing. we both would like to bang his daughter. | true |
You can't compare tim cook and donald trump it's like comparing apples to oranges. | true |
20 things to remember when you quit your job and travel the world | false |
How do fireflies start a race? ready steady glow! | true |
Queer asians reveal how they'd come out to immigrant parents in a perfect world | false |
Miley cyrus wears bra as top on jay leno (photo, poll) | false |
'ding dong the witch is dead' obit says | false |
These animal 'selfies' prove that cats, dogs and sloths take the best self-portraits (photos) | false |
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. it's worse when it doesn't end after the end. | true |
Why don't atheists use exponents? because they don't believe in higher powers. | true |
My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project he gave me a c++! | true |
I wish i had half the determination and persistence of adobe reader updater. | true |
What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside starbucks? | true |
What is donald trump's favorite christmas song? i'm dreaming of a white christmas | true |
What if you had an eye in your asshole? imagine all the shit you would see... | true |
Two jews walk into a bar and buy it. | true |
What's happening in your brain when you trip and fall | false |
Recipe of the day: sweet potato waffles with whipped orange butter | false |
Guillermo del toro dedicates oscar nods to young latino filmmakers | false |
15 comics for anyone struggling to explain what it means to be queer | false |
Carrie fisher and debbie reynolds' love for each other shines bright in trailer for hbo doc | false |
Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz | true |
What do you call a dentist in the army ? a drill sergeant ! | true |
Huffpollster: some republicans less likely to support donald trump out loud | false |
What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair? hot wheels. | true |
Henna ever after: 7 ways to spruce up your big day! | false |
It's national slavery and human trafficking prevention month. what's congress doing about it? | false |
Pilates arm workout you can do anywhere and anytime! | false |
What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? thanks for the mammaries! | true |
Today i met a guy who said he was a premature ejaculator he came out of nowhere | true |
How bell biv devoe ignored the 'backlash' and made 'poison' a '90s classic | false |
Bollywood star mallika sherawat punched and tear gassed by masked attackers in paris | false |
What is worse than three kids in trash can? one kid in three trash cans | true |
A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. it was a shih tzu. | true |
Top 10 retailers with the most sales worldwide: deloitte | false |
Steve wynn steps down as rnc finance chair amid sexual harassment allegations | false |
What do you do to an aggressive vegan? shove your meat in their face. | true |
Teen gets 25 years in mental health facility for 'slender man' stabbing | false |
A blind man walks into a bar.. and a table. and a chair. | true |
Slept like a baby last night woke up every hour and just cried about my life. | true |
Come into the madang: world council of churches and climate justice | false |
Show dad the love with dessert! 8 father's day recipes that'll win his heart | false |
Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? because people are dying to get in them! | true |
The ins and outs of alimony payments after a divorce | false |
How do you get four old ladies to say the f word? have the fifth one say.... bingo! | true |
10 scary job interview mistakes and how to avoid them | false |
I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes probably why i'm an only child. | true |
Perfect pumpkin walnut cheesecake will make you want more | false |
It's a small world after all is turning 50 | false |
How i learned to love my fat, naked body | false |
Ask /r/personalfinance to draw you a line, they deliver a circle. they always make ends meet! | true |
What is will.i.am going to be called after he dies? will.i.was | true |
I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. it was a near-death experience. | true |
No one beats the jackson 5! except their father. | true |
Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' youtube videos. | true |
Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? they take things literally. | true |
My parents say i'm too materialistic... sent this from my new iphone 6s plus by the way. | true |
The last time japan upset a nation this much was december 7th, 1941. | true |
Why can't the muslim crossdresser feed his family? he lost hijab. | true |
What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on. | true |
This is what it's like to be an lgbt syrian fleeing for your life | false |
Japan's landslide election result sets stage for constitution fight | false |
Anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough | true |
I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones. | true |
Kelly shoppach slide fail: red sox catcher stumbles into second against rays (video) | false |
What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? what's the matador? | true |
If you are farther than me in candy crush i will automatically think you are smarter than me. | true |
Prince harry got tested for hiv live on facebook | false |
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. it was tense. | true |
Msnbc gives donald trump a primetime stage against cnn's republican town hall | false |
Kanye west wears acne sweater to london fashion week: look of the day (photos) | false |
How to make organic food shopping fun for kids (and parents!) | false |
Everyone got faked out on this punt return | false |
Ryan zinke said sotu would include 'big news' on national parks. it never came. | false |
What is 90-60-90? speed while driving past a speed camera. | true |
See the celebs who left us cringing on this week's worst dressed list | false |
Email inventor dies aged 74 i sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards | true |
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