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National security adviser won't deny trump revealed classified info to russian officials | false |
What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? a private tutor. | true |
'lost' gopro records stunning grand canyon footage from edge of space | false |
I always cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was a good dog. | true |
Cat is pulled from rubble 6 days after italy's deadly earthquake | false |
This is what happens when people say no to violence against women | false |
Here's your chance to join joan rivers on huffpost live | false |
Why can't fashion designers play uno? because they always draw a cardigan. | true |
'we've both been in your shoes': couple leaves 150% tip for busy waiter despite poor service | false |
Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated? jesus fucking christ... | true |
As bmi goes up, so do health costs | false |
Why did the snowman take his pants off? because he heard the snow blower coming. | true |
7 ways to cleanse yourself daily of negative energy absorption (nea) | false |
New clip from pixar's 'inside out' will get you even more psyched | false |
Belgium: beer, chocolate and the battle of the bulge | false |
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked his problems out with a pencil. | true |
Ben flajnik, courtney robertson claim: 'we love each other very much' | false |
How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? ebolaf | true |
25 funny thanksgiving videos to get you through the holiday | false |
Dad, what does it take to become a writer? a job. | true |
Tulsa shooting rampage appears to be case of racial revenge | false |
Please, frankenstein was my creator's name; call me the monster | true |
If you are what you eat... then i really am an innocent little girl. | true |
What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of them. | true |
What trump's fight against extremism can learn from la’s counter-gang strategy | false |
What's the best thing about switzerland? i don't know, but the flag is a big plus. | true |
What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? david cameron. | true |
*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out* | true |
Sheriff joe arpaio found in contempt of court in racial profiling case | false |
What did the spanish firefighter name his twin sons? jose and hose b | true |
What is peter pan on death row? a frying pan | true |
Not only is my new thesaurus terrible but it's also terrible | true |
Some dos and don'ts for people without kids when dealing with their breeder friends | false |
Tom brady really seemed to hate his gq ‘man of the year’ interview | false |
Mike pence admits 'evidence' points to russia interfering with u.s. elections | false |
Amy poehler is making a wine comedy and we'll drink to that | false |
What did the goat living in manama say when it starting raining? baaahh rain! | true |
Couple: couple: how does it look? i just got my hair done, so pretty good | true |
Seth meyers takes aim at the trump administration's 'alternative facts' | false |
What is the difference between love and lust? spiiting and swallowing. | true |
I guess you could say i like my life how i like my coffee i don't like coffee | true |
Be who you are and stand above the crowd | false |
The new york times just provided a massive platform for transphobia | false |
Summer jackets for every body type, from petite to curvy (photos) | false |
New season brings new ski lifts and terrain | false |
Grills gone wild: 8 deliciously different cookout recipes | false |
Domestic violence awareness month is about protecting people and pets | false |
How do you know a joke is a repost? it's on the front page | true |
What does stevie wonder call his money? wonderbread. anyone want to be my friend? | true |
Two men allegedly beaten by mob over confederate flag decal | false |
Why did the chicken soup cross the road? because it was down hill! | true |
10 easter brunch recipes that will become family favorites | false |
Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? they know how to pack your shit. | true |
What std is found most commonly among lesbians? carpet burn | true |
Transgender woman comes out to her mom with dementia '100 times a year' | false |
Julia restoin-roitfeld strikes pregnant, lingerie-clad pose on i-d cover (photos) | false |
Zombie funds receiving a 'close look' from sec | false |
Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? because it had great circadian rhythms. | true |
Liar, liar pants on fire: making kids say sorry when they don't actually mean it | false |
Ancient rheumatism drug effective at reducing inflammation around heart | false |
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bison. | true |
Wcs at 120: then and now, conservation action takes a movement | false |
Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box? | true |
Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. his dick. | true |
Bradley friesen's vancouver bachelor pad really raises the bar on single living (photos) | false |
What is happiess... happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city | true |
What do you call a pile of cats? a meowntain. | true |
Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements. | true |
Gps guide: austin rivers, nba player, shares his off-court routine | false |
Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? they make money hand over fist | true |
A year after debit reform, consumers benefit even as banks cast false blame | false |
Americans care most about the economy. they think trump and clinton don't. | false |
Renisha mcbride, trayvon martin and how race & gender have affected coverage | false |
Here's 2 minutes of disney characters falling down | false |
If lucky charms are magically delicious... it should be called ethereal box. | true |
Flight attendant’s hilarious in-flight safety demo goes viral | false |
It seems like carly fiorina really, really wants a job in the trump administration | false |
Queen elizabeth ii was a bookworm in her '40s princess days (photo) | false |
The best way to eat avocados: avocado pasta | false |
I only make mistakes when i'm around people who are observant. | true |
Donald trump is second-guessing the united states' china policy -- america's china experts are too | false |
What's the deal with airplane food? newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel. | true |
Dnc guy targets james comey in too-long joke | false |
Tips on creating a safe in-app environment for kids and parents | false |
I escaped the terrorists of iraq, wanna know how i did it? i ran. | true |
Waiter there's a fly in my soup! no sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. | true |
Say what you will about hitler, but the guy did kill hitler. | true |
These new wine coolers are actually worth drinking | false |
How to get fucked up in bakery? get creampied. | true |
The republican debate included lots of misleading claims | false |
You're what you eat so say hello to your new mum ;) | true |
Nothing says proper retirement planning like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets | true |
Chocolate truffle recipes that make storebought candies feel ashamed | false |
Austin voters deal huge setback to uber, lyft | false |
Hey guys i'm at nxne! where the hell is everybody? | true |
The rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name pebbles. | true |
This just in: donald trump potentially a misogynist! also, water wet! | false |
When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down. | true |
'overdressed' by elizabeth cline: author on why michelle obama's fashion choices need some work | false |
A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door | true |
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