text
stringlengths
31
99
humor
bool
2 classes
Joe arpaio's office arrests 6-year-old suspected undocumented immigrant
false
Til that paradise, nevada was completely paved over at one point. to put up a parking lot
true
Donald trump & mexican are at a restaurant on the border mexican grill
true
Che guevara was such a revolutionary. he revolutionized the t-shirt sales.
true
A jumper cable walks into a bar... the bartender says i'll serve you, but dont start anything!
true
What does a pirate say when he turns 80? aye matey!
true
Donald trump's top adviser has a potential $2.7 billion obamacare conflict of interest
false
4 reasons to stay in a brooklyn hotel (video)
false
I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend she was never there
true
Espresso chart breaks down ingredient ratios for 23 drinks (photo)
false
Last week i had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. they just weren't cutting it.
true
10 simple ways to save money in paris
false
'bride and groom' tv show: oklahoma couple who tied the knot on air celebrate 60 years (video)
false
Queen elizabeth expresses deep sorrow in wake of ariana grande concert tragedy
false
Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? he swallowed all of the seamen.
true
What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? send.
true
'snl' french dance with anna kendrick features some cups, naturally
false
I should marry a storm trooper. they will always miss me.
true
What do you get when you throw a canadian down a flight of stairs? an apology.
true
Tell me about your time in the pornography business it's a schlong story.
true
Just 30 doctors remain to treat wounded in eastern aleppo
false
What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? a condescending con descending
true
Crocodile snatches woman taking late-night swim in australia: report
false
Iraq war veteran's new battle is fighting dakota access pipeline
false
Nearly 9 in 10 mexicans have a bad impression of donald trump
false
Four critical marketing strategies to stand out in today's noisy world
false
Authorities say they have likely removed alligator that killed boy at disney world resort
false
What was abraham lincoln's seating preference? not john wilkes booth!
true
Jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read
false
Lauren pope hits 'twilight' premiere in a garbage bag-like dress (photos)
false
Big bear constellation & big dipper delight skywatchers in spring, astronomer says
false
Strike out stress: 3 things i got watching game 4 of the world series
false
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? punch his cousin
true
Princess tatiana of greece and denmark shows off style in sheer top (photos)
false
France is such a shitty country even the nice parts are rundown
true
St. patrick's day weddings from style me pretty
false
Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you tim vine
true
Day 27: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women
false
My friend is so rich he thought manual labor was a spanish musician
true
What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? rep-tiles.
true
Why are lesbians such poor cooks? because they love to eat out.
true
Hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win
false
Man found dead in chicken coop. fowl play suspected.
true
Flogsta scream tradition in sweden would annoy our neighbors for sure (video)
false
What we need is a committee for the defense of democracy
false
What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? boo-kakke
true
What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? a highjacker.
true
Can't believe i'm still writing -oslovakian on all my czechs.
true
Two women tried the 'weed tampon' so you don't have to
false
How do you confuse a republican? wrap an unarmed black man in the american flag
true
Why was karl marx against chinese mutes? because he hated the bu shuo!
true
I'd say blair walsh is kicking himself right now... but he was probably wide to the left.
true
Knock knock who's there ! burns ! burns who ? burns me up !
true
Wedding ideas: 11 free printable save the dates you can make at home
false
John blackwell jr., prince's former drummer, dead at 43
false
Donald trump does this count as putting the punchline in the title?
true
Justin trudeau dressed as clark kent for halloween and it was super, man
false
For sale by price: what $150,000 gets you in cities across america (photos)
false
The supreme court's gerrymandering case is a debate about threats to american democracy
false
Rescued baby elephant keeps her life, but loses her family
false
English lake district does have beautiful lakes (photos)
false
What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? the cold shoulder
true
Are you serious? it's hard to tell because of all the botox.
true
Best sites to save money on home decor, cleaning products and more (photos)
false
Why walmart had to fire u.s. head bill simon
false
'active shooter' at texas' north lake college dies in apparent murder-suicide
false
What did paul revere say when he got on his horse? giddy up horsey !
true
What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? there are twenty of them.
true
Fossil fuel execs made twice as much as u.s. pledged to help fight climate change overseas
false
21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents
false
Why are giraffes' necks so long? because their heads are so far away from their bodies.
true
How do you find will smith after a snowstorm? just look for the fresh prints.
true
6 biggest mistakes moms make in a divorce
false
Florida now has more tanning salons than mcdonald's restaurants
false
Game of thrones would have had more seasons... but hbo didn't want it to dragon too long.
true
What do you call an arabic woman being double penetrated? a sandbitch
true
I lost 42 pounds!!! help me find her before her mother comes back!
true
Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell
true
7 practical gift ideas that would actually be very welcome
false
I don't have add. it's just that everything is more interesting than what i have to get done.
true
Ex-fox news anchor juliet huddy says trump kissed her on lips after a lunch
false
Million dollar idea: dating website for leopards called connect the dots
true
Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does.
true
Why is santa's sack so big? because he cums once a year.
true
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
true
If adrian peterson played baseball, how would he bat? switch hitter
true
I can spell relief with one letter p!
true
Fallout continues in student conduct group's sexual assault case
false
Did you know you can take a whole nap and wake up and football will still be on?
true
How politics, race and socioeconomic status affect parents' fears about tech
false
Unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november
false
The sexual violence culture and how it empowers abuse
false
Taylor swift lookalike shakes off bullies in the most perfect way
false
Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? that's where all the cocks hang out.
true
Knock knock who's there ! cuba ! cuba who ? cuba wood !
true
What is pat sajak's favorite christmas carol? no l
true
'snl': nancy grace is hysterical over weed, and drake's katt williams is perfect
false
Age is no excuse, but soccer camp is no picnic
false
'chasing ice' -- the climate change debate is over
false
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? *everywhere*
true