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Joe arpaio's office arrests 6-year-old suspected undocumented immigrant | false |
Til that paradise, nevada was completely paved over at one point. to put up a parking lot | true |
Donald trump & mexican are at a restaurant on the border mexican grill | true |
Che guevara was such a revolutionary. he revolutionized the t-shirt sales. | true |
A jumper cable walks into a bar... the bartender says i'll serve you, but dont start anything! | true |
What does a pirate say when he turns 80? aye matey! | true |
Donald trump's top adviser has a potential $2.7 billion obamacare conflict of interest | false |
4 reasons to stay in a brooklyn hotel (video) | false |
I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend she was never there | true |
Espresso chart breaks down ingredient ratios for 23 drinks (photo) | false |
Last week i had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. they just weren't cutting it. | true |
10 simple ways to save money in paris | false |
'bride and groom' tv show: oklahoma couple who tied the knot on air celebrate 60 years (video) | false |
Queen elizabeth expresses deep sorrow in wake of ariana grande concert tragedy | false |
Why were the other fish calling the shark gay? he swallowed all of the seamen. | true |
What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? send. | true |
'snl' french dance with anna kendrick features some cups, naturally | false |
I should marry a storm trooper. they will always miss me. | true |
What do you get when you throw a canadian down a flight of stairs? an apology. | true |
Tell me about your time in the pornography business it's a schlong story. | true |
Just 30 doctors remain to treat wounded in eastern aleppo | false |
What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? a condescending con descending | true |
Crocodile snatches woman taking late-night swim in australia: report | false |
Iraq war veteran's new battle is fighting dakota access pipeline | false |
Nearly 9 in 10 mexicans have a bad impression of donald trump | false |
Four critical marketing strategies to stand out in today's noisy world | false |
Authorities say they have likely removed alligator that killed boy at disney world resort | false |
What was abraham lincoln's seating preference? not john wilkes booth! | true |
Jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read | false |
Lauren pope hits 'twilight' premiere in a garbage bag-like dress (photos) | false |
Big bear constellation & big dipper delight skywatchers in spring, astronomer says | false |
Strike out stress: 3 things i got watching game 4 of the world series | false |
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? punch his cousin | true |
Princess tatiana of greece and denmark shows off style in sheer top (photos) | false |
France is such a shitty country even the nice parts are rundown | true |
St. patrick's day weddings from style me pretty | false |
Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you tim vine | true |
Day 27: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women | false |
My friend is so rich he thought manual labor was a spanish musician | true |
What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? rep-tiles. | true |
Why are lesbians such poor cooks? because they love to eat out. | true |
Hillary clinton's pot proposal is popular, but it probably won't help her win | false |
Man found dead in chicken coop. fowl play suspected. | true |
Flogsta scream tradition in sweden would annoy our neighbors for sure (video) | false |
What we need is a committee for the defense of democracy | false |
What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? boo-kakke | true |
What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? a highjacker. | true |
Can't believe i'm still writing -oslovakian on all my czechs. | true |
Two women tried the 'weed tampon' so you don't have to | false |
How do you confuse a republican? wrap an unarmed black man in the american flag | true |
Why was karl marx against chinese mutes? because he hated the bu shuo! | true |
I'd say blair walsh is kicking himself right now... but he was probably wide to the left. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! burns ! burns who ? burns me up ! | true |
Wedding ideas: 11 free printable save the dates you can make at home | false |
John blackwell jr., prince's former drummer, dead at 43 | false |
Donald trump does this count as putting the punchline in the title? | true |
Justin trudeau dressed as clark kent for halloween and it was super, man | false |
For sale by price: what $150,000 gets you in cities across america (photos) | false |
The supreme court's gerrymandering case is a debate about threats to american democracy | false |
Rescued baby elephant keeps her life, but loses her family | false |
English lake district does have beautiful lakes (photos) | false |
What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? the cold shoulder | true |
Are you serious? it's hard to tell because of all the botox. | true |
Best sites to save money on home decor, cleaning products and more (photos) | false |
Why walmart had to fire u.s. head bill simon | false |
'active shooter' at texas' north lake college dies in apparent murder-suicide | false |
What did paul revere say when he got on his horse? giddy up horsey ! | true |
What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? there are twenty of them. | true |
Fossil fuel execs made twice as much as u.s. pledged to help fight climate change overseas | false |
21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents | false |
Why are giraffes' necks so long? because their heads are so far away from their bodies. | true |
How do you find will smith after a snowstorm? just look for the fresh prints. | true |
6 biggest mistakes moms make in a divorce | false |
Florida now has more tanning salons than mcdonald's restaurants | false |
Game of thrones would have had more seasons... but hbo didn't want it to dragon too long. | true |
What do you call an arabic woman being double penetrated? a sandbitch | true |
I lost 42 pounds!!! help me find her before her mother comes back! | true |
Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell | true |
7 practical gift ideas that would actually be very welcome | false |
I don't have add. it's just that everything is more interesting than what i have to get done. | true |
Ex-fox news anchor juliet huddy says trump kissed her on lips after a lunch | false |
Million dollar idea: dating website for leopards called connect the dots | true |
Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does. | true |
Why is santa's sack so big? because he cums once a year. | true |
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. nothing flashy, but it fits the bill. | true |
If adrian peterson played baseball, how would he bat? switch hitter | true |
I can spell relief with one letter p! | true |
Fallout continues in student conduct group's sexual assault case | false |
Did you know you can take a whole nap and wake up and football will still be on? | true |
How politics, race and socioeconomic status affect parents' fears about tech | false |
Unusual polling question reveals which candidate is more likely to win in november | false |
The sexual violence culture and how it empowers abuse | false |
Taylor swift lookalike shakes off bullies in the most perfect way | false |
Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? that's where all the cocks hang out. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! cuba ! cuba who ? cuba wood ! | true |
What is pat sajak's favorite christmas carol? no l | true |
'snl': nancy grace is hysterical over weed, and drake's katt williams is perfect | false |
Age is no excuse, but soccer camp is no picnic | false |
'chasing ice' -- the climate change debate is over | false |
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? *everywhere* | true |
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