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Man takes action after bear takes control of his hammock | false |
How 'love, simon' brought the glorious chaos of a high school musical to the screen | false |
Hand turkey drawings: celebrate thanksgiving by sending us your creations (photos) | false |
What's the average lifespan of an owl? about six and a half books. | true |
Woman went in for a manicure and ended up saving a life | false |
Susan collins is not running for governor of maine in 2018 | false |
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? he had lost his contacts! | true |
Stock market: despite rally, investors still fear stocks | false |
How do you get an art major off your front porch? pay for the pizza! | true |
Meditation: my secret weapon to disrupting the energy industry | false |
Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? because the grass tickles their balls. | true |
'concussion' is making families of nfl players question football | false |
The real reasons juice cleanses can get your health back on track | false |
Business executives: gain momentum and keep it using digital | false |
Local north carolina gop office firebombed and vandalized with nazi graffiti | false |
Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit rock bottom. | true |
Are those against upgrading to osx yosemite... anti-yosemites? | true |
No, don't get up - how i greet people in wheelchairs. | true |
Be kind to strangers. one of them could end up being your coroner. | true |
The no-tipping policy at joe's crab shack just sank | false |
Living it up with your fearless life tribe | false |
Aretha franklin makes surprise appearance during holiday concert | false |
And in her smile i see something more beautiful than the stars. | true |
Hillary clinton rode the new york city subway | false |
'mr. cub,' chicago baseball legend ernie banks, dead at 83 | false |
Ysk: daylight savings time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. oops, wrong sub | true |
A christmas message to vice president mike pence | false |
Why did the suicidal man cross the road? because he wanted to play chicken. | true |
Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall... | true |
What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? jose and hose b | true |
Inmates stab officer, set fires in alabama prison riot | false |
Wisdom from the wind: 5 gale force lessons | false |
Describe windows 10 with two words. vista 2.0 | true |
Don't call him mr. mom: the rise/reign of the stay-at-home dad | false |
The flu is late this year and that's a good thing | false |
5 ways to breathe new life into your boring old white t-shirt | false |
We don't serve time travelers..! a time traveler walks into a bar | true |
The totally, very much unedited video of trump's truck photo op | false |
Resveratrol, red wine compound, could make radiation more effective against melanoma | false |
New isis video may show fighters discussing sale of captured girls on slave market | false |
What do ducks do at christmas time? they duckerate cookies. | true |
Why did the pig go to the casino ? to play the slop machine ! | true |
This 3-year-old style crush has a man bun. that's all. | false |
Where you live may add to why you smoke | false |
This joke isn't half bad... it's two thirds bad :d | true |
Here's why g.o.p. anti-gay bigotry threatens the first amendment | false |
Paul ryan's tea party challenger plays the man card | false |
The challenge of coming from the outside to take over an existing team | false |
How to manage your budget: top 10 tips | false |
What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? dreamcatchers | true |
What was the slogan for shakespeare's camping shop? now is the winter of our discount tents | true |
'the marvelous wonderettes,' san pedro theatre club, san pedro, ca | false |
Why did the crowd riot at the nickelback concert? because they didn't get their nickel back. | true |
12 careers to help you survive a zombie apocalypse | false |
Dont like dogs they can be a bit ruff! | true |
Parents fighting in front of kids: when is it ok? | false |
Want to change your life? breathe like a baby | false |
What 'you have such a pretty face' really means | false |
I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch. | true |
First poster from the all-female ‘ocean’s 8’ is here and it’s fab | false |
A night at the museum: the best art hotels (photos) | false |
Despite trump administration fearmongering, 2017 is among safest years ever for police | false |
I destroyed the garden yesterday. thankfully i'm off the antibiotics monday. | true |
How does a snowman get to work? by icicle. | true |
The latest subject of a james o'keefe sting wants the full videos released | false |
Allow this feminist anthem to sum up the bs women deal with every day | false |
Why the house speaker scramble may imperil republican fundraising | false |
Sorry! just saw these texts now! hope your birthday party, christmas and wedding were great! | true |
Q: why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? a: he found a leek there. | true |
The bob cesca show podcast: trumpcare is a deadly mistake; plus, trump's confusing russia tweets | false |
I wonder what the parking situation is at the special olympics? .... | true |
Teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close | false |
I wish i was as good at anything as pitbull is at rhyming a word with itself. | true |
Homemade gift ideas: tart-cherry and dark chocolate bar wrappers | false |
Here's why being a disney princess would be super awkward | false |
Dear drug dealer, i just might be serious, love a mom | false |
Under trumpcare, pregnancy could be 425% more expensive and more parenting stories | false |
What do you say when you friendzone a brony? friendship is magic. | true |
What do you call two crows on a fence? attempted murder. | true |
Lou gehrig... ... died from lou gehrig's disease. what are the chances of that? | true |
Sarah jessica parker walks into a bar... and the bartender goes why the long face | true |
Kick-ass 'guardians of the galaxy 2' trailer premieres on kimmel | false |
'sicarii essenes,' 'those of the circumcision,' and qumran | false |
Why religious freedom advocates should be concerned about sam brownback | false |
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious. | true |
Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. the plot thickens... | true |
Justin bieber dodges water bottle attack after refusing to sing ‘despacito’ | false |
Nra chief wayne lapierre: fbi, elitism to blame for school shootings | false |
A mom and daughter on the too much-ness of loose teeth | false |
5 big discoveries about personal effectiveness in 2012 | false |
What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? a melon collie! | true |
Q. how did the blonde die ice-fishing? a. she was run over by the zambonis machine. | true |
Fact: people that choose a table over a booth have murdered at least one person. | true |
What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? a running joke. | true |
Haunted house with 'john wayne gacy room' erected near where serial killer was active | false |
Where do polar bears go to deposit money? a snowbank | true |
How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? he fell into it. | true |
Brazil ramps up yellow fever vaccination campaign after dead monkey discovered | false |
Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time. | true |
We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' when she's on her back she's fucked. | true |
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