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Islamic state fighter from u.s. reportedly in custody in iraq
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What's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity
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In europe they are now printing their money on greece proof paper.
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Against divestment -- why walking away won't make a difference
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House of krug and the quest for perfection
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Donald trump’s hhs nominee failed to properly disclose purchase of discounted stock
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Katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record
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Out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. i don't get it?
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Dare to be 100: either, or or, or both
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Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it.
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Smart cities -- smart people -- smart planet
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Oh, you're straight? well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
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What do terrorists say to their sister? h'isis
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Ferguson considers settling suit over 'debtors prison' abuses
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I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in
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Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?
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What happened when the girl sat on lance armstrong's lap? she had a ball
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Chris pratt teaching his son to fish is too adorable for words
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Are your child's eating issues eating at you?
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Artist imagines a future in which pets date, have sex, fall in love
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You know what's wrong with baptism? they don't hold them under long enough.
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Never believe minotaurs... half of everything they say is bull.
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The psychometer: who went too far this week? (picture)
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Here's how to have a happy relationship, according to science (infographic)
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What's the difference between a chemist and a plumber? the way they pronounce unionized
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Heisman winner rashaan salaam found dead at 42
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- are you upset? typing... typing... typing... typing... - no.
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Ios 6, a leap forward in the special needs community
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Sleek cut paper illustrations will bring out the minimalist in you
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Amtrak train derails in vermont, seven taken to hospital
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Danica mckellar divorce: 'wonder years' actress not quite ready to date
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*stomps feet during a tantrum, reaches fitbit step goal*
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Watch: 7-year-old violinist hopes to bring peace through music
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What do you call an irishman passed out on your deck? paddy o'furniture
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Watch: john oliver's interview with stephen hawking is hilarious
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The bomb cyclone transformed the east coast into a winter playground for kids
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Texas professors warn allowing guns in class will inhibit free speech
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Here's what you need to know about the milo yiannopoulos-michael flynn connection
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Brazil - germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... i watched brokeback mountain with my dad.
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British man still using christmas lights purchased 48 years ago
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Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is!
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Ceos favor hillary clinton over 'businessman' donald trump
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Texas got caught flouting a court order on voter id, and now it's under supervision
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Did you listen to that song by the muslim artist? it was like, the bomb!
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What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe occasionally tips
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Photographers are the worst! they frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall.
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I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, if you got it flaunt it.
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5 tips for renting a villa in italy
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How one woman slowly turned her parents' entire house into her own closet (photos)
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Another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.
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Chris christie denies that gun control motivated him to enter politics
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25 incredible ways to propose abroad on the road
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200 buses have applied for inauguration parking -- 1200 for the women's march
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What is the difference between coors light and a lake? the can
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Did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? it was a buttload, too!
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If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too.
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Mary j. blige spent more money to be in 'mudbound' than she earned
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Amazon prime now drivers claim they were paid below minimum wage
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A love note to black mothers on mother's day
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I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet i don't really know y
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The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch tv with the windows open.
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This man could be the first southern elected official to allow gay couples to wed
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Whatever you do, don't try to outrun a stampede of hungry lambs
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Glockenspiel germanic efficiency brought to the game of russian roulette.
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A conversation with mini timmaraju, national women's vote director of hillary for america
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Illinois man with infectious tb must stay home alone, judge says
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What did mr.t say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? i pity the stool!
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This baby stops crying when he hears the 'star wars' imperial march
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I was once blind for a couple of years... it was a very dark time in my life.
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The first rule of procrastination club is: google some weird shit then take a nap.
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Look: nyc's hottest dancers will dare to bare -- for a great cause
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Watch: argentina wasted its best chance against germany
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Greeter puts out car fire in meijer parking lot, gets fired
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White sox wish mediocre former minor leaguer a happy birthday
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Your car took up two spaces, so i tried to move it over with my key.
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My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.
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5 ways to have a seamless wedding weekend
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Whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? i've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife.
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Watch peyton manning and magic johnson play 'egg russian roulette'
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Rigs to reefs: exploring the future of offshore oil and gas platforms in california
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All i want for christmas boy: i want a brother for christmas. santa: send me your mother.
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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? all of them a crossbar can't jump!
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Alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck
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No inspector gadget vibes here: how to rock a trench
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Chapped lips remedy: 5 ways to stave off dryness this winter
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Why does santa have such a big sack? becomes he only cums once a year
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It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot.
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I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life.
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Why couldn't helen keller drive? because she was a woman
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What do you call a group of white people a group you racist
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Is it true that martha washington had wooden boobs?
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Did you hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his medication? he died of overdose
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Five crazy clubs you can't miss during the olympics (photos)
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Meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers.
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Antonio yarbough, sharrif wilson exonerated for triple murder after decades in prison
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I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests i don't like
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No, thanks: the 30 worst possible holiday gifts
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I went outside once.... the graphics were great! but the storyline sucked!!!!!
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Plot twist: i knock on jehovah's witnesses doors. i'd like to talk to you about modern science
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