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The only christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.
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My coworkers are fucking retarded children. surely thats illegal.
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, i could only respect you if you were dead.
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The 'massive game of telephone' that preceded the ted cruz tabloid rumors
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Sac capital facing insider trading probe over weight watchers trades: report
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Fox news is hit with another sexual harassment suit
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Things the gop has battled this week: 1. ethics 2. intelligence
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The ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise
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Tattoo artist spends day off inking survivors of domestic violence, self-harm for free
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Lawmakers lambast twitter over lackluster probe into russian-linked accounts
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Rex tillerson says trump speaks only for himself on american values
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Yet another day i failed to wake up as a giant cockroach
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Manny machado is back and every baseball fan should be excited
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Korean woman's sexy food dances will make you gag
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A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent.
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Did you hear about how james bond slept through an earthquake? he was shaken, not stirred.
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What is the difference between sex and fear? zwei.
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I have found the secret to intradimensional travel
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Diy woven grocery bag baskets are a simple yet chic upcycling idea (photo)
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Taylor swift brings fetty wap onstage to perform 'trap queen'
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American sniper chris kyle: a conversation that lingers
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A saudi psychologist on jihadism, clerical elite and education reform
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I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ...
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5 ways to be kindhearted to yourself and others (photos)
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Damn girl, are you sandpaper? because i want you to rub my wood.
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We are proud — and we’re still marching
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I hate when people say 'i died laughing', and don't die.
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How to kill 20 flies at once slap an ethiopian
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Wedding registries: what to scan, what to skip
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What did the eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? are you even inuit?
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Couple ordered to pay enslaved nanny $121,000 after 2 years of work
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Why are there so few casinos in africa? too many cheetahs
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Dreamers plead with lawmakers to follow through on promises to help them
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My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. i wasn't planning to spend that much..
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'you look great!' -- life with a traumatic brain injury
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What if we treated marriage more like the contract it is?
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Prince william losing job? helicopter service restructuring, leaves more time for baby
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Shaquem griffin becomes first one-handed player selected in nfl draft
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What did pat benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? stop using chex as a weapon!
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How do athletes send e-mails? on the inter-sweat.
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Active surveillance: why did dr. drew wait before having prostate cancer surgery?
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Wisconsin badger nigel hayes calls out ncaa with 'broke college athlete' sign
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Wrestling is obviously fake. why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
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Why did the tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing
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An elderly couple were watching tv they died.
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What's the strongest plant in the world? eucaliftus
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What's the best way to fix a horse race? evolution.
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We need to change the distorted way we perceive veterans
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My friend says i have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. we'll just see about that...
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Jewelry diy projects: fun craft ideas for buttons, beads and more
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One of the largest retailers in the u.s. is launching a hijab-friendly fashion line
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Starbucks offers free college tuition to military spouses and children
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Republican congressman says trump should apologize to obama and the uk
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If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? missile toe.
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Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? because the competition is stiff.
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'confirmation' and the silencing of black women to shield black men
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I didn't fart, i flirted. that was a flirt! *runs away flirting*
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Supreme showdown: democrats to stage mock garland hearing, gop scoffs
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Here's just how much hillary clinton's emails dominated the campaign
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What's the most popular form of martial arts in israel? jew-jitsu
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Donald trump says settling fraud case is only bad part of winning the presidency
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Record of the year grammys nominees include daft punk, lorde
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Thank you pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air.
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Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? that shi* was intense.
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Scientists as kids: 18 science & tech luminaries when they were youngsters (photos)
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Airliner crashes in russia, killing all 71 people on board: reports
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Cant take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge.... you are coming to my room
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How to survive the first 72 hours when lost in the woods
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What did hitler do wrong? he didn't finish.
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If i had a dollar for every girl i fucked ... ... i would be still fucking poor!
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Looks like it's time to start pretending andy murray isn't scottish again...
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Connie nielsen on why 50 is so awesome
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The 27 types of partiers you'll see on new year's eve
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10 really cute valentine's day gifts for under $100
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Buying yourself an uber gift card is ironic. cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
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What do you call a fear of chainsaws? logic.
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The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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What did one white cop say to another white cop? another black man bites the dust.
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A bad body image day: 10 ways to turn those thoughts around
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Justin bieber holds back tears during manchester benefit concert performance
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Pick up line i put the std in stud, but all i need is you.
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How do blind doctors deliver babies? with a can't c-section.
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U.s. gets a taste of life without immigrants in nationwide protests
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What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? home depot.
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Taraji p. henson wows in alexander wang at the emmys. natch.
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What do north koreans lack that south koreans do not? north koreans have no seoul.
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Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? it's illegal if you use it.
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Mexicans are so good at basketball it's in there blood. they can run, jump, shoot and steal.
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It was awkward when she said, and yet your feet are so big.
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What do you call it when a plant used tv tropes? a tv tropism.
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What do you call a fat pedophile? molesterol
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Happy valentine's day! so what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??
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Do you know who wants some good d? no, who? football fans.
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Gps guide: bright christmas lights to get you in the holiday spirit
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Jeff sessions blames bad apples for police abuse. he should read these doj reports.
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How does snoop dogg keep his canine teeth white? bleeeeee-yatch!
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*tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* remember peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
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Confused cutie doesn't understand why we don't take cookies from strangers
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Everyone has an annoying friend. if you don't have one, it's probably you.
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