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What did the lightbulb say to its mother? i wuv you watts and watts.
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Van jones is touring america to have 'messy' conversations with liberals
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An apple a day... keeps the non-binary away
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Gawker reveals where it drew the line on celebrity sex tapes
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Video shows officers pepper-spraying restrained man who says he can't breathe
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Does your teen sleep like a zombie? there's a reason for that
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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she fits into your wife's clothes.
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What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? my ex wife!
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Progressives are calling on debbie wasserman schultz to step down from dnc chair
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These terrence howard memes are what you need in your life, mayne
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Adam rippon says he wanted 'xanax and a quick drink' on the ice
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Q: what do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? a: curly hare.
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Apparently someone in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds poor bastard
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Craft of the day: make a pair of miu miu-inspired jeweled heels
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Gavin died today of heartburn. i am so sad gaviscon.
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8 ways your home can increase your happiness (photos)
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How do pirates know they exist? they think, therefore they arrrrrrrr!
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Low carbon cities in china, serious challenges and signs of hope
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What does the chicken says to the other chicken? nothing.
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Sonia sotomayor dresses up in support of yankees star aaron judge
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Spoilers! the moon is not made of cheese.
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Remove skin spots at home with agave nectar, lemon juice & brown rice? (video)
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Why wasn't i able to see the instruction manual? because the instructions were clear.
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Federally funded discrimination -- did obama go far enough?
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Why don't cows smoke weed? the steaks would just be too high.
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Paul manafort ghostwrote op-ed with intel-tied russian *last week,* says mueller's team
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Jimmy kimmel rips 'despicable' fcc over net neutrality vote
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What has two o's and fires? a double-vowel shotgun.
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Giant penis christmas lights are well-hung but arouse scorn
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My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when i walk in on her!!!
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Travel reveals 10 ways america is different from the rest of the world
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The senate is still struggling to reach a deal on zika funding
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Get off the treadmill: 8 ways to stay positive in the holiday season
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Knock knock who's there ! boise ! boise who ? boise ivy !
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The latest on zika: world leaders weigh in
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Everyone is listening to george michael on spotify today
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I don't usually sleep enough, but when i do, its still not enough.
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What's the difference between a power outlet and a girl i can turn one on...
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Republicans are even blocking their own nominees now
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Why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter)
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Parallel lines have so much in common. it's a shame they will never meet.
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How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
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What do we want? a cure for tourettes!!! when do we want it? fuck!!
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The word we all love...that makes us miserable
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Tom cruise's epic couch jump happened exactly 10 years ago
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Let's pause for a moment and offer donald trump one word of praise
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What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? the element of some fries.
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Olivia wilde shuts down pregnancy rumors with the perfect comparison
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Helicopter parenting in the wake of aurora shootings
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There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. how many didn't? 10
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'tree hugger' donald trump gets mauled on twitter over planting ceremony
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The selective outrage of injustice: same boat, different paddle
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Dj played snorting 'peppa pig' theme to cops; they weren't happy
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Princess charlene out-glams natalia vodianova at love ball in monaco (photos)
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Where do you hide an airport? in plane sight!
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Bill cosby accusers can describe 'serial nature,' prosecutor says
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I used to be a banker...... but then i got fired.
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What google drive app is reserved for jews? google gasroom
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Why does barbie hate amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
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On v-day i broke my girl's heart... she was a bloody mess...
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I think i'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.
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My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a 10, but imaginary
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What was wrong with the wooden car? it wooden go.
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Clinton didn't even hit trump for one of his biggest scams
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Kate middleton repeats an outfit, and this time she's not alone
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Recently had a cat-scan. they didn't find any cats.
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Quest i went on a vision quest. i still ended up at walmart.
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Most hillary clinton emails won't be released until after election
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Fourth of july playlist: 24 different collections for any independence day celebration
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Why i prefer to have thanksgiving in a restaurant
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Work-life balance: more than half of americans are ‘always on'
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Carly fiorina laments that politics is 'a fact-free zone'
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Helen mirren, rita ora in same dolce & gabbana dress: who wore it better? (photos, poll)
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them.
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Chicago teacher stages her wedding for preschoolers - chicagotribune.com
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5 things i didn't know about my mom until i had my daughter
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I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: nothing. no one gave a shit.
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Spontaneous protests hit airports across america following trump’s executive order
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What you don't want to hear when having great sex honey!! i'm home !!!
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Redneck joke how do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw
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Miranda kerr's style evolution: from australian girl to victoria's secret angel (photos)
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Feast your eyes on this exclusive 'rwby' volume 4 sneak peek
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Divorced barbie q: what comes with the new divorced barbie doll? a: all ken's stuff
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I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend i think she was seeing someone else
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Did you hear the one about the jewish carpenter? i heard he nailed it!
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These photos show vanishing worlds behind cambodia's rapid development
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This morning, my son farted in church i made him sit in his own pew.
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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? a hog hog.
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I work as a dishwasher, its a pretty dishgusting job.
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Woman says she took home 'kittens,' only to find out they were bobcats
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Isis claims responsibility for attack at ohio state university
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Food is like dark humour not everyone gets it
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Fashion's diversity report is in, and we've still got a lot of work to do
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Me: i wrote this for you. her: awww. me:*pulls note out of guitar hole* we're out of cereal.
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Texting and talking on the phone while driving more common in u.s. than europe, cdc finds
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What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?
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I swallowed two cans of helium today hehe
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Mike pence uses cinco de mayo party to claim latinos are a 'priority' for trump
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We finally know details about 'star wars: rogue one'
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How to clean tomato sauce stains from plastic storage containers
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