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My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...it runs in our jeans. edit: typo
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Yes, millennials, we have gender biases against hillary: the evidence from student evaluations
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Annette bening is a california mama in the lovely new '20th century women' trailer
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What do i think about my toes? they couldn't be further from my mind.
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Gwyneth paltrow's sheer dress for 'iron man 3' premiere is a little risky (photos)
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Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away.
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A visit to kerry hotels in shanghai and beijing
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Did you hear about the sick ghost? he had oooooo-ping cough.
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We tried it: dream body cardio series dvds
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Roman holiday: extreme smog leads to ban on cars in italy
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Until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government
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Americans' biggest fears aren't about gun violence or terrorism
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If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like harrelson keeps his rampart.
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Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? because only men can be sexy.
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Parents guilty of imprisoning daughters under extreme rules
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Walking every day linked with lower diabetes risk: study
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Atheists sue congress after house chaplain rejects secular guest invocation
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Guy just asked me where a public phone was, i told him 1987.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision? a: a rip off
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Rick santorum compares undocumented parents to bank robbers
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Which girl was suspended for wearing wrong shade of green?
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A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet
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Sometimes i lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from...
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This common mistake is making your beer too foamy
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Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get.
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Mercury has shrunk more than previously thought, new maps of planet suggest
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My girlfriend and i are very different but we share the same body. *love you rosy p.*
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I would have been grounded for saying 66% of dick van dyke's name.
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Instagram star claudia oshry soffer apologizes for past offensive comments
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Do you know what would happen if the pope showed up randomly to a catholic service? mass hysteria.
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Yoda tells a math joke. why is 11 afraid of 9? because ten, nine ate!
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I fucked a sarcastic girl. she loved it.
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Who was the fattest pharaoh of ancient egypt? hippo-ptolemy
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Got bucked off my high horse. now i only have contusions of grandeur.
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I'm never more nervous than when i tell a doctor what i actually eat.
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Question: what do elephants use for tampoons? answer: sheep.
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This girl told me she didn't poop... but i think she was full of shit.
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Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? the door read gentlemen.
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Parallel lines have got so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.
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You are right where you are supposed to be
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I memorize presidential candidate speeches and hillary's is hardest to get down pac
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How 99 days can change your life: the hope street challenge
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Congratulations, mr. trump you'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country.
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Why did the ghost go to the bar? for the booooooooooooooze
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Dwayne 'the rock' johnson drops people's elbow onto fan criticizing 'jumanji'
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Blessing you with the best met gala 2018 tweets
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Why did the blonde snort nutrasweet? because she thought it was diet coke
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I like my women like i like my ice cream, rich, creamy, and in my freezer.
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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... it never gets old.
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Chance the rapper graces gq cover, talks kanye and rapper stereotypes
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What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? k.
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Deepak chopra has a very simple way of knowing if you're meditating correctly
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This is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting
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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
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At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
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What is shakespeare's favourite snack? hamlet du fromage
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Jimmy kimmel doesn't think john oliver is very sincere
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Latino democrats excluded from a meeting with ice that they requested
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What to you call an eskimo peeping tom? tommy tookalook
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Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.
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This car had no front seats and a very weird substitute
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A legume broke out of prison today police are looking for the escapea.
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Return of the sip: chicago bar transforms into 'star wars' cantina
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Paul simon's graceland turns 25 -- part four: a track by track review
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If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
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'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office
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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? because nobody is looking for them.
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Where's the best place to look for a joke? the mirror
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What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? cock-a-doodle-do!
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Trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions
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Congressman asks reporter to explain the health care bill he just voted for
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Cheap fashion finds from our favorite celebrities (photos)
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Lady gaga had something to say about lgbtq equality on opening night of her 'joanne' tour
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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting raped.
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Life is simple. just do it well and make it fun
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Licked a frog once. he didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride.
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Face it, pope francis, the catholic church is a gay institution
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English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke knock-knock who's there? to to who? *to whom*
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Common uterine fibroid surgery can spread undetected cancer, fda warns
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Sebastian gorka, ex-trump aide known for anti-islamic views, set to join fox news
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I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president ba dum tss
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France to step up role in fight against isis in syria
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Here's what seth macfarlane fears the democrats will do to counter donald trump
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The sponsors of obamacare repeal are trying to fool america -- and fellow republicans
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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table. and a chair.
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'unbreakable kimmy schmidt' season 3 teaser is a love letter to beyoncé
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Why was everyone scared of 7? because 7 was a registered six offender
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My grandma is very conservative. it would break her heart if she knew i was bi -partisan.
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The top 2 things people choose to dream about
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Survivor speaks out against amish rape culture ahead of sentencing
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What city dwellers want, and why it matters
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Why aren't the italians afraid of the biscuit? because it ain't nothing butter biscuit!!!
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Sadly, the days of people using proper english are went.
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Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, then it's probably shit.
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Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. a girl who spreads easily.
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I heard a backwards symphony coming from beethoven's grave turns out he's decomposing
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Did you see the new clock porno? it's about fucking time.
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Kris jenner responds to president obama's takedown of kim kardashian & kanye west
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What's funnier than a crying baby? a dead baby.
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Boston marathon bombing survivor crosses finish line 2 years later
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