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My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
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Motel 6 to ban all locations from voluntarily giving guest lists to ice
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This is what 107 years without a world series title looks like
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Hit man hired by rabbi set for release near killing's anniversary
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Of the 17,891 deaths from terrorism last year, 19 were american. let iraqis fight isis.
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Trump moved his trademarks to delaware so he'd get a tax cut
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Marshall faulk, 2 others suspended by nfl network for alleged sexual misconduct
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Donald duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.
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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? the taste.
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Where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere.
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Former nypd detective gets emotional over dallas shooting
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Startup idea: toilet paper app. wipe your ass with your actual phone. reusable.
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Sorry i asked if your grandparents were part of the halloween display at your house.
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Not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
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7 productivity apps to help you get it all done -- fast
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Spreepark berlin sits abandoned 11 years after closing (photos)
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
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In quest to get the 'designer' look, u.s. women admit buying knockoffs
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The neuroscience of bad habits: dr. nora volkow
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Do you know what would make this sub better? no more /u/jokeexplainbot
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Motorcycles, riptides & more: chats with loudon wainwright, vancy joy, john velghe and rocco deluca
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4 facts about the state of black health kára mccullough might consider
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My twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.
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Donald trump says he's finally going to start spending his money in 2016
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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? mace.
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Batman: i am...**batman!** hi, batman, i'm not dad because yours already died when you were a kid.
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What do you call a mentally challenged jew? auschwistic
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China grants medical parole to jailed nobel peace laureate liu xiaobo
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20 spooky music videos to make you poop your pants this halloween
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What's the difference between me and an egg? an egg gets laid.
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I'm trans-gpa i'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student
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Why is the prime minister not seen in the morning? because he is pm not am
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The dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change
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What if there was a sign written in braille that said do not touch! http://i.imgur.com/gnuylpb.gif
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These 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor
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5 steps to help you lose the 'parenting pound'
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New nike deal ensures future for women’s pro soccer in u.s.
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Angelina jolie knows how to rock a little black dress
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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? addadictomy.
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Hillary and trump crash in a plane, who survives? the united states
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Til if coral get too stressed, they die. their primary source of stress? current events
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Google encrypts data amid backlash against nsa spying
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10 teen beauty products grown women will love
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What is donald trump's favourite song? another brick in the wall
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Did you hear about the vatican's new navy? it's the latest in christian warship.
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5 best caffeinated drinks to keep yourself awake
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Scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions
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You're spending way too much time checking your email. here's what to do
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Dharun ravi sentencing: how should the former rutgers student be punished? (vote)
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The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef.
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Rebel wilson accuses kardashians of launching smear campaign against her
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I need an ex-boyfriend so i have something to do on facebook at 3 in the morning.
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Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? for looking at kitty porn.
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The feminist comic series for fans of 'stranger things'
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Amazon wants its devices to understand your emotions
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Out of the suburbs and into the woods: a haiku diary
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How i finally fell in love with my workout
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Zoe saldana questions why white actors have played characters of color for decades
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I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now i know how a woman feels.
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Biting into me: food's role in identity and connection
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Slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book
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Parenting after widowhood: learning, growing, living with intention
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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? b9
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Marriage advice: gene and julie gates talk marital job descriptions (video)
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Bryan cranston talks about that time he was a real murder suspect
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I went to a zoo that only had a dog... it was a shih tzu.
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When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?
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My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~only 15 more to go!!
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What do you call a dinosaur serial killer? a terror-dactyl
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Selena's wax figure makes its debut at madame tussauds hollywood
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What kind of jeans do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim!
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This cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life
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What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard
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What is spidermas favourite type of rice uncle ben's
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I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who i bumped into? everyone!
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Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? they're making headlines!
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A majority of americans support sending ground troops to fight isis
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We haven't spent a dime for snake food since i discovered all the free pets on craigslist.
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Jon stewart may not sit out the 2016 election, after all
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You're not that important! letting go of self-consciousness
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I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2
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13: dad, what's detour mean? me: get a dictionary and look up tampon.
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I wonder if they have wifi in hell...
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How do retail stores profit from black friday sales?
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How do five gays walk on a road in one direction
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10 ways to use pantone's top colors for spring 2014 now (photos)
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What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph... cause he's not a full ese
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Arizona newspaper editorial says joe arpaio pardon shows institutional racism is trump's goal
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Gps guide: carla naumburg's guide to mindful parenting
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I'm shaking what my momma gave me. it's the most darling snowglobe i've ever seen. look at it.
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Why this gay man with cerebral palsy is taking off his clothes
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An open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a bus
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Justice gorsuch, stand with employers who respect the law
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Really wish forever 21 would be honest and change name to pushing 30
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Coworker: you're very immature. me: you're very observant.
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I'm a renaissance man in the sense that i'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011.
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Did you hear about the hunting rule change? it's a game changer.
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What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? a cucumber.
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What's the worst last words your ex-gf can say to you? i do.
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