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Gilligan's island, where were you when the minnow ran aground?
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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? l'hospital.
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Bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street
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How to toast the new year in 19 different countries
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Chicago to sue trump administration over sanctuary city funding threat
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Betsey johnson's bridal shoe collection to debut on zappos.com (photos)
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Suicide rate of u.s. veterans rose one third since 2001, study finds
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Disgraced former michigan state reps fail to win back seats
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Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? deer nuts are under a buck.
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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? a t-bone!!!!
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The difference between a bowler and a derby hat: from our network
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Bill could make california a sanctuary state — for marijuana
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Self-doubt destroys the heart, mind, body and soul
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Countries spending the most on the military: 24/7 wall st.
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Goldbely: order food gifts from across the usa (video)
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Nick jonas recalls his stinky breath during first kiss with miley cyrus
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I sometimes watch birds and wonder if i could fly who would i shit on?
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What do jewish people drink after they spray tan? orange jews.
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Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from money train) because it scares the shit out of their dogs.
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Why does father time wear bandages? because day breaks and night falls.
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Sofia vergara kicks off her exciting wedding weekend
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How isis continues to justify the use of human shields
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Elisabeth moss thanks margaret atwood in stirring golden globes acceptance speech
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What's the difference between a kindle and a kindle fire? the kindle fire has a lithium battery.
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What is black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron.
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It's here! may the fourth be with you!!
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Artist jim bachor fixes chicago potholes with ice cream mosaics
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Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? a: twelve dongs!
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Travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage
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I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
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America's exotic pet obsession is out of control (photos, video)
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What's the opposite of christopher walken? christopher reeve...
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Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... i should call the cops right?
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They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose.
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She- get lost me- *jumps in her wardrobe*
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How do muslims cook their eggs? sunni side up.
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I've had blue balls for a week. i need to stop dipping them in ink.
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British man builds gigantic farting butt, lets 'er rip at france
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Medusa was the hottest woman ever. every man who looked at her got rock hard.
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What's the difference between god and bono? god doesn't walk around thinking he's bono.
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I hate unoriginal jokes on reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road
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Airbnb tackles immigration ban in powerful super bowl commercial
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Animal photos of the week: weird news around the globe
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The best mobile apps for organizing coupons (video)
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Pat conroy, author of 'prince of tides', dead at 70
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The '80s called: they want you stop anthropomorphizing decades.
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Sex has a speed limit it's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around
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One beer please! *this is starbucks!* oh, my fault, i'm bill.
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What do you call it when a hooker farts? a prostitoot.
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Hillary clinton readies for a long slog against bernie sanders
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My friends all say i tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... i tell jokes badly
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I made a username called my dick on a website. the website said that it wasn't long enough.
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Huffpollster: bernie sanders still matters in the presidential race
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Let go of your past to become a better parent
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When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two.
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Nurse infected with ebola may have felt ill as early as friday
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A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. needless to say, the pig was cured.
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Mark hamill is back as trump the joker, reading streep tweets
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1% battery..... because i like to live on the
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What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? a pro-teen bar
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When you're the only black kid in class during black history month
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As christmas approaches, our children return to us
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So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ...
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Dr. jaime awe, real-life indiana jones, sues lucasfilm, disney over crystal skull
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Robert de niro goes full ‘taxi driver’ on people's mean tweets
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Ferguson crisis is symptomatic of many other injustices
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'daily show' host trevor noah undergoes emergency appendectomy
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The band 1024 megabytes is coming to town. it's their first gig.
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Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... hoping to get a ps4 in return.
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Four weeks out: what will be the narrative of election 2014?
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Do you even have any idea how you like your steak cooked? (photo)
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Rosario dawson talks about why she loves riding the train (video)
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Does almond milk come from crazy cows? cause they gotta be nuts, right?
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Katy perry's covergirl instagram ad is 15 seconds of gorgeousness
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Just asked my hairstylist for the bieber. he shaved off all my pubic hair.
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Rediscovering my power at 'oprah's life you want weekend'
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What do you call a dog from another planet? a dal-martian
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What's a... pederast? shut the fuck up, donny
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Move over batman, a 'batgirl' movie may be coming from joss whedon
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Politicians hate each other more than they love america.
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I don't care that we have a female presidential nominee and neither should you
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Elizabeth warren tells us that she can't even with jamie dimon's mansplaining
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Cash, cats and other crazy items left behind for new homeowners
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This makeup artist recreated beyoncé's pregnancy shoot on her lips
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Usually, my rule for drinking is one & done. but with tequila... it's juan & don.
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You're odd she said. not even i replied.
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What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain
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Will smith to perform with bomba estereo at latin grammys
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3-year-old knows exactly what his little brothers want for christmas this year
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Chris christie slams ted cruz's speech as 'selfish'
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Bill o'reilly on las vegas massacre: 'this is the price of freedom'
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Florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case
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I like my politicians like i like my men ...i don't like men.
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Company that sells bulletproof gucci and hermès bags sees huge sales in school backpacks
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The kansas city royals love 'trap queen' more than you
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3 dead in apparent murder-suicide at luxury new jersey high rise
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Why did arthur have a round table ? so no one could corner him !
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What is wisdom? business leaders and spiritual teachers share their thoughts (video)
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6 tips for managing the cost of your prescription medications
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