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Dean foods ex-chairman, pro gambler charged with insider trading
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More than 130 bodies recovered from migrant boat capsized off egypt
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Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past
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Will arnold schwarzenegger run for the senate to battle donald trump?
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Whats got two legs and bleeds? half a dog!
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Norman rockwell birthday: 10 things you didn't know about the great american artist (photos)
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Is mediation about reaching the same result in a more efficient and economical manner?
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This cam newton touchdown pass is almost too precise to believe
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40 unique wedding dresses you can buy online
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Greg little touchdown: browns wr making incredible juggling catch for td against colts (video)
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A woman made a book about gardening.. her name was *theresa green*.
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What does james bond say after a heavy workout? i would like to have whey. shaken, not stirred.
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So i guess these brazillian jokes aren't happening neymar?
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Europe agrees to defense plan after trump victory rattles leaders
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'love & hip hop' star amara la negra shuts down trolls saying she's in blackface
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Rumi, vedic wisdom and happy days converge in emad asfoury's duality
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A jewish man walks into a bakery and he asks, how much does the challah cost?.
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Woman alleges rapper young lo raped her while she was trapped in chris brown's home
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Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins
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Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
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I would ask you how old you are but i know you can't count that high.
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Robert reich warns a 'dark cloud of illegitimacy' hangs over trump's presidency
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What do you call a girl in georgia that can outrun her brothers? a virgin.
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I've kept my new year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800.
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John lewis on selma march, 52 years later: 'i thought i was going to die'
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he's a fucking skeleton. he's dead and shit.
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Tip of the day: if you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
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Vanessa safie learned to find balance and lost 74 pounds
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If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck.
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Kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign
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Donald trump's changed tone doesn't mean policy change, top aide says
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Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo.
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Hans liberg, cabaret performer, has the coolest log cabin studio ever (video)
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Apple to buy shazam amid rumors it will phase out itunes downloads
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Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake after baking.
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Today i called the rape help line... but apparently it's just meant for the victims.
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What political party entices most gorillas? the treepublican party!
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Test post, do not click. you suck at following directions.
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Khloe kardashian and scott disick take a bath together
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Putting the health of young mothers first: key to stopping aids
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Why did frodo set his phone to vibrate? he was afraid the ring would give him away.
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Plight of stateless child shines light on cuba and south africa's citizenship dispute
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Larry nassar’s boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam
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Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'wayne king', damn auto correct.
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Iman looking fierce, long before david bowie (photo)
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Watch: samuel l. jackson recites famous 'pulp fiction' speech
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Growing discount airlines learn the hard way you can't leave workers behind
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Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...it wasnt humerus
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So i beat a russian grand master once. with his own cane.
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !
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We bet you forgot about the general foods international coffee commercials (videos)
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Supreme court obsesses over death again in 'wichita massacre' cases
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Ever wonder why african dating agencies are so successful? the clients always click
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What does a german say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? danke
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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? i falafel.
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Nsfw: what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass.
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Levar burton: being a black man in america is 'still a dangerous experience'
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What do eggs do for fun? they crack jokes.
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Receptionist: uh sir. this is for pregnant women me: i just want to see my burrito again
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Killing enemies give you xp but killing level 0 enemies is pointless.
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Suicide bomber disguised as cop attacks police training camp in mogadishu, killing 15
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What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? here's mine: women are more holy than men.
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Frank sinatra's apartment at 530 east 72nd street on sale for $7.7 million (photos)
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House republicans report progress on an immigration deal
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As promised, tiffany haddish re-wore her white 'snl' gown at the oscars
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Gays, put your gay money where your gay mouths are
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Pete rose’s thoughts on head injuries are irresponsible and dangerous
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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? incontinent
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How ring nebula formed provides insight to sun's demise in around 5 billion years (video)
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What does a cynical irishman drink? whiskey sour
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Harry reid blasts fbi director james comey over handling of clinton email probe
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Beauty ads are still making the same promises they did 50 years ago
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Donald trump has written a lot of books but they all ended with chapter 11
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What is 6.9? a really good time ruined by a period.
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Trump told friends ‘you all just got a lot richer’ from tax bill: report
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I'm not scratching my balls i'm petting my crabs
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Cute kid note of the day: thalia's rap
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The barman said, we don't serve particles faster than light. a tachyon walked into the bar.
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Conservatives dismiss pope on climate change, warn of immigrant 'anarchy'
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A cruise officer's perspective on how ships could be safer
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How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an axe
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? snow balls!
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Hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health
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French skier booted from olympics after angry remarks about teammates
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Google kicks off winter olympics with vibrant 'snow games' doodle
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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? a pool table.
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Prayer: don't give god instructions -- just report for duty!
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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? ask hugh hefner.
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Grant acord, oregon school bomb suspect, had 'detailed checklist: cops
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Oprah is magical in the first trailer for 'a wrinkle in time'
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Bill kristol: rand paul 'is totally overrated' for 2016
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Be bold! 6 ways to use color daringly
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I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 vision
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How is a pirate like a trumpet player? they both murder on the high c's.
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I have diabetes.... there's no sugar coating it.
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Cringe-worthy video shows what not to do when you match your colleague
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What is snoop dogg's favorite note? high g.
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I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but i just went to the gas station.
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Gabe newell! gabe newell lived from 1962 until half-life 3, confirmed!
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30 signs your kid is turning into a hipster
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