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'put mustard on it': fast-food workers say burns are rampant
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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? nein.
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Why are there no black people at the north pole? because there is nothing to steal there
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New epa report finds fracking can affect drinking water
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Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. i checked.
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What is the difference between donald trump and a vibrator? a vibrator is not a genuine dick
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Hemingway, tourism, and the contradictions of revolutionary cuba
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Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners.
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Louis c.k. drops new special, 'live at the comedy store'
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In los angeles, bitter tensions over where to house the homeless rile communities
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Did you hear lance armstrong lied the ball of some people
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How did harry potter get down the hill? walking. ............. jk rolling!
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Stars of wonder: many stand in solidarity with muslims
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What do you call a small parent? a minimum !
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? it's ok. he woke up.
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What sign on your phone does a dog hate the most the pound sign.
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How much cash can you make robbing an indian restaurant? as much as you can curry.
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I wonder. was the terminator not always... arniemated?
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Some terrorists are flying over france, what do they do? they go parachuting.
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The suicide hotline is unbearable they always leave people hanging.
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And the final rule of fight club is... ...just have fun and try your best.
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5 tips to help parents with the underage drinking conversation
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What has 4 eyes and cannot see? mississippi.
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Mississippi schools are uncomfortable discussing racism, but comfortable perpetuating it
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What do they call the pun masters of the streets? punksters
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Cannes film festival fashion: bridal inspiration from the red carpet (photos)
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How did the scientist like his guacamole? with lots of avogadro!
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Courtney love's saint laurent ads round out the '90s-heavy campaign (photos)
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An open letter to people who yell homophobic things at me on the street
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What do you call a gay chicken? a cock a dude'll do!
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Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station the two white guys return
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All the ways babies ruin your life -- but don't worry!
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Who started the campfire website? some bright spark.
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Any one remembers 'the game' ? now i'll fly away.
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Nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill
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Muhammad ali's son launched a 'religious justice' campaign against trump
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Surprise proposal: news anchor reads her boyfriend's marriage proposal on teleprompter (video)
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Everyone thinks god is gay in ‘snl’ takedown of religious freedom bills
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Why college signing day is important for the nation
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13 of the best men's duffel bags for your weekend travels
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Miley cyrus proves her funny faces can't be tamed
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Paul says to jesus hey man whatcha doing for passover? jesus says just hanging around.
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15 things i wish i'd known at 15
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Jerry seinfeld admits some 'seinfeld' material is now offensive
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Gender equality and the invisible problem in the workplace
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Why un peacekeeping needs global support more than ever
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Watch some nyu frat bros play beer pong in the street during the blizzard
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If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz.
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I think lamps are my favorite furniture. they're always brightening up my day.
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Noble gases are safe from the fine brothers. they never react.
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How to create quiet spaces in your home
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Most medicines have side effects... ...except viagra has front effects. good bye.
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Michelle branch sings a biting goodbye to 'lizard face' ted cruz
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California man charged in security guard slaying kills 3 more before capture, cops say
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What is the meaning of life? all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana.
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I bet the first gay transformer will morph into a prius.
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What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? get to the back of the meat grinder!
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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg
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Jeffery closson, california police officer, accused of sexual battery in mall bathroom (video)
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What do you call a master at guessing anime characters? guesu
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What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it? an envelope!
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10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2
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U.s-backed syrian rebels' pleas for help likely to go unanswered
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Trump is committed to a 'strong and robust' nato, obama says
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Land of equal opportunity? the power of a costly myth
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Why did ted cruz send his dad to puerto rico? marco rubio’s delegates.
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10 office personalities that may be sabotaging your diet
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Why the maker of this hovering vehicle won't call it a 'hoverboard’
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What do cows get when they are sick? hay fever
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Health at an impasse: the case for getting past collusion
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
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What do you call a gay yeti a snow blower!
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They accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.
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What is heinz guderian's favorite song? the blitzkrieg bop
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Finding hidden gems in california: half moon bay
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Which is donald trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd
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Here's what might happen if persephone, goddess of spring, were a millennial
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I refused to date a gay trump supporter
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Donald trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... obama called in drone strikes on it.
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Life is like photography we develop from the negatives.
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And here's more footage of people, but i'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now..
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What happens when women have their period? they get easily irritated and they ovary act
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Why does a rooster watch tv ? for hentertainment !
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I used to live in india, now i live in indiana is there a difference? na
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Judge throws out lawsuit against crude by rail terminal
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There's a right and a wrong way to reheat leftovers
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I used to think there were 25 letters in the alphabet i don't know y.
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I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. it wasn't serious. nobody saw me. anthony jeselnik.
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What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts
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6 ways to make your hair color last longer
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Call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true
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My favorite joke is about music... it's a well composed joke.
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Chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend
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Naomi campbell has the best reaction yet to kimye's vogue cover (video)
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The nonprofit president/ceo: how much board and ceo trust is involved?
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North carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law
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Scientists' new 'human placenta project' aims to improve health of moms and their children
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Someone threw a grill at my face. the attack made headlines.
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7 reasons to never miss a monday workout
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