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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella? fo drizzle.
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Does caitlyn even have a vagina? no, she has a *vajenner.*
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The tricky ways legal abortion is being threatened in 3 states
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99 problems and pizza solves every single 1
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Mean jokes are like children with cancer. they never grow old.
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Why don't junior league debutantes like group sex? too many thank you notes to write.
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What do you call robin hood's mother? mother hood.
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What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
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Here are joan rivers' most memorable talk show appearances ever
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Bill clinton receives 'father of the year' award from national father's day council
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Cold temperatures, spicy food both burn fat: study
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Ne-yo 'r.e.d' reviews, 'skyfall' critiques, aerosmith's latest notices and more: the week in ouch
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Bridging the gap: unbind your heart a little more
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Humans actually did some good stuff for the planet in 2015
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Where were these terrorists when seth rogen did the green hornet?!?!?
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Wait, did a court just recognize chimpanzees as 'legal persons'?
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For many women, voting for a female president was emotional as hell
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Turkey to return to single-party rule after sweeping election victory
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Sunscreen isn't very effective... it didn't protect steve irwin from harmful rays
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I've got a good joke for you guys but you've probably all reddit before... xd
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What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? he pressed hispanic button
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Why doesn't santa have to pay for parking? because it's on the house.
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Inspired by a visit to fenway park, scott sewell lost 140 pounds
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Jon stewart explains why he quit 'the daily show'
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If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s.
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Why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's dead
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What do you call a blonde in a bmw? optional.
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My wife's name is elle but i call her l for short, because i don't have all day.
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What do doors and hookers have in common? you enter, come, and go. edit: changed punchline
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The top 10 best cultural representations of god
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Why do french people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? because one is un uf.
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Ioc says doping whistleblower who fears for her life not its problem
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How does a jewish guy make beer? hebrews it. :)
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Are you ready to let love into your life?
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This lgbtq activist's speech about surviving abuse will break your heart
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Are anti-jokes still funny? why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead
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Ethan hawke & julie delpy pick up where they left off in before midnight
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(oc) what do you call helen keller punching someone? senseless violence.
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My neighbour is singing under the shower again. luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars.
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What did the hard drive get when it wanted data but didn't have the resources? a cache-advance
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What do you call fake spaghetti? an *imposta.*
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The master: paul thomas anderson's naturalist fable and francine
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My 5/o just said that's classic!! wtf is classic to a 5 y/o? blues clues??
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Roses are red, violets are blue. if he's busy on christmas, the side chick is you!
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Excuse me, i'm a little short on cash. mind if we shared a cab home?
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Meet noah carpenter, the world's greatest wedding crasher
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A canadian walks into a bar and says, soo-ree. haha
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Somebody told me my clothes were gay. i said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.
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Celebrity health: 10 famous faces who fought for their health in 2012
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Can prayer dig you out after a blizzard?
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Husband says wife went to hospital for 'kidney stones,' ended up giving birth
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Adrian broadway, teen, allegedly gunned down by willie noble over egging prank
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This 'merica burger is basically 100 percent made of bacon
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Bryce harper has 2 words for umpire brian knight, and they're not very nice
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What's the preferred beer of dogme 95? natural light.
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Change is in the air for 'tough love' queer web series
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Free tibet! with purchase of equal or greater tibet.
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People pick awful tattoos by chance and still go through with it in 'tattoo roulette'
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Why can't ghosts have babies? they have hollow weenies!
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Artist turns hundreds of old shoes into something spectacular
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What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='(
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Watch these dads read inspiring affirmations they wrote for their daughters
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Heath ledger's joker diary surfaces in footage from german documentary series
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Kids music that rocks! exclusive video premiere by justin roberts
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Why is the ocean always wet? because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.
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What's the best thing about being a female mime? there's no glass ceiling
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How can you miss america's national parks if they never go away? (video)
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How do you spell socks in spanish? eso si que es.
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Choose your own adventure music video let’s you explore sexual identity
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Have you heard about karma, the new restaurant? there's no menu. you just get what you deserve.
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Gop senator: donald trump has 3 weeks to fix his broken campaign
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Five things you must buy in the caribbean - and one thing you never should
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Nancy pelosi believes a john conyers accuser one day after being wishy-washy
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Report: nba didn't take action regarding donald sterling's ugly past
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Six steps the world must take now to stop the horror of isis
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Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? well, there-- nevermind, it's pointless.
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Judge releases limited details on eric garner grand jury
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Stop telling me your newborn's weight and length i don't know what to do with that information.
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Bernie sanders visits texas to see if he can keep drawing huge crowds
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Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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Friday talking points -- giggles the pig for mayor!
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Three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue
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Healthy eating: 3 ways to overcome social eating temptations
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3 easy, fun and tasty recipes with 2 ingredients
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Victoria secret's doutzen kroes and vogue italia's franca sozzani get personal about body image
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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What comes after fear but before sex? funf
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Kristen wiig at the friends with kids screening: look of the day (photos)
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A frog goes into a bank... only to *robbit*.
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Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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What is mario's favorite material? denim denim denim
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Gov. kasich makes heroin overdose drug available without prescription
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Why did princess leia spit and not swallow? because it was chewy
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Latino rep calls out republicans for normalizing steve king's 'racist comments'
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Bora bora: so good they named it twice
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What did ernie say to bert when he asked for ice-cream? sure, bert!
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Here's to tits! ...cause no one ever said i want to cum on her nice personality
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Today i found out i have dyslexia... i went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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Difference between men and women women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!
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