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Pole vaulting: from the olympics to your own career
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Have you ever met a fractal? they're so conceited. i mean, they're so full of themselves.
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Why was the programmer sexist? because he treats women like objects. edit: phrasing
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One kansas man's heartbreaking effort to find his wife a kidney
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I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni.
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What's harry potters favorite way to go down hill? walking... jk rolling
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Does your dog like children? yes, but he prefers dog food.
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Here's all the pumpkin-flavored alcohol we'll actually be buying this fall
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This teacher just won $1 million for being awesome at her job
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I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life
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What's the best thing about being a jew...... you don't have to smoke weed to get baked.
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Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while i was eating the icing off an entire cake.
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Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? terry schiavo.
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Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? fowl play was suspected.
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How do you organize a party in space? you planet
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The other day i was almost arrested for mooning. public indecency, my ass.
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Ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them
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Sri lankan serendipity: top 10 things to do in sri lanka
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France's election is about so much more than just populism
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Why was luis suarez expelled from the rap contest? because he was biting.
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Why does england always get attacked in the summer? because the knights are shorter then.
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If the voice in your head is a know-it-all...
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Judge challenging alabama chief justice on gay marriage: 'we're on the right side of history'
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Why are ca doctors breaking their hippocratic oath on prop 45?
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Why do arabs use colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection
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Why did the salmon cross the road? cuz it's fucking flooded.
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Islamic state used mosul museum as tax department
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You're only as old as you feel, they say. so, 80. today it's 80.
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Tarte jumps on the unicorn trend with a truly magical makeup collection
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What do mlk, elvis, and the houston oilers have in common? they all died in tennessee
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Rihanna, beyoncé, jessica alba and 27 more stars who love colored pants (photos)
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Elizabeth warren makes a pitch for democratic women
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A lawyer walks into a bar he tries his hardest, and passes the exam.
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Drinking remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant.
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Based on how many times i've dropped my phone, i'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
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'bachelor' couple's april fools pregnancy prank ticks people off
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What class does everyone remember fondly from highschool? nostalgebra
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Bacon e-cards and photos to ease you through the aporkalypse (photos)
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Ben carson 'suspends' campaign for a book tour
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What should we name this fruit? passion! ... ... let's not let todd name any more fruits.
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Lab-made rat kidneys raise hope for dialysis patients
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Why do spanish tests take so long? because of all the ese questions.
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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? two pirates.
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Love in one photo: parents share pictures of their families and children that define love
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Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?
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Mormon election game: every time romney becomes president, drink.
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The search for the cutest dog-and-baby photo is over
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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? your mother.
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Porn flicks or virtual coliseum? risking actors' lives for sport
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Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
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You hear about the blind guy on wheel of fortune? he asked if he could buy an i.
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Want to hear a funny joke? civil rights. for anyone.
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Nurse fired for saying stephon clark deserved to die raises $20,000 for herself
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When is a tree it's loudest? when it begins to bark.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!
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Morgan freeman's new nat geo series contemplates god, and what in god's name some of us are doing
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*shakespeare resetting his password* enter new password. fortnight your password is two weeks.
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Parents: you have to talk money before you can teach money
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My friends and i are camping out tonight. it's gonna be in tents.
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Here's the real magic that comes from reading harry potter
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Former fox anchor alisyn camerota reveals roger ailes sexually harassed her too
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Scott elliott and the theater of the uncomfortable
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I already have a date for valentine's day february 14th
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Jessica alba stuns in leather dress at paris fashion week (photos)
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Senate committee advances bill to protect robert mueller
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Confronting autism early is the key to effective therapy
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Olympic rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage.
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Communicating with kids with autism: pictures are better than sign language (study)
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How do puppets have sex? no strings attached.
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Menage a trois?! i haven't even successfully split a kit-kat three-ways
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Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from japan? he graduated sumo cum laude
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Why batman never joke into comedy. one rule: no killing
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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid? you planet early.
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This marine wants to tell the stories of america's veterans. but he needs your help.
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The role of american muslims in international peace
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Paul f. tompkins dishes on 'best week ever' (video)
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The #cripthevote movement is bringing disability rights to the 2016 election
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I looked at a penny under the microscope. what i saw was magnificent.
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I remember my first internet boyfriend. i was 13, he was 55. <3
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15 quotes every woman should live by in 2015
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Friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast
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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? stamps!
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South dakota straddles the border between old and otherworldly (photos)
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Zach galifianakis just set the mark for greatest late night entrance
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Shmitta: the bible's solution to america's debt problems?
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Solar phone charging stations help refugees stay in touch with family
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5 foods that still have trans fats -- but won't for long
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Office etiquette: nine ways to strengthen work relationships
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Where does doctor who go to get his salami?...the dalek-atessan of course.:d
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says okay!
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Why couldn't the nsa whistleblower leave russia? he was snowed in.
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Why does the obama administration keep prosecuting whistleblowers?
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I had to seymour hoffman at the gas station today you know, philip?
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Donald trump is badly trailing his own party in voters' trust
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? show me your mussels.
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If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? allergies.
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Super bowl food deathmatch 2013: the best game day snack
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Berlin: model railroad offers a bird's-eye view in miniature
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Post your best one liner mine: excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina
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