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My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.
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Mommy, i don't wanna grow up and die! oh. well, you can die at any age, really.
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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? because everyone's making a racket.
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The cost of not investing in after-school programs for homeless students
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Miami's wynwood walls, a gritty outdoor museum (photos)
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Whats the difference between an irish wedding, and an irish funeral? there's one less drunk.
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Message discipline -- health care is a right
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Jesus sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast.
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Why lgbt parenting matters so much...to this heterosexual man
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Ariana grande calls manchester attack 'the worst of humanity' one year later
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Climate change will make us sicker and make our food less nutritious
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That guy in the jersey is about to propose
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For kids like me, cancer is hard enough
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Here's how authorities in the mid-20th century tried to ruin queer lives
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This woman is out to prove 'butch is not a dirty word'
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In or on ? why are you in a movie, but you are on tv?
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Marriage stress: husbands a bigger source of stress than kids for nearly half of moms
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Obama says violent threats toward elected officials are becoming normal
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American music awards 2012 red carpet: see all the best fashion (photos)
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So, where does the captain keep his armies? in his sleevies!! ( )
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Him: do you swallow? me: every time i chew.
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Tina fey tries out for 'mean girls' the musical on 'snl'
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President obama celebrates his last fourth of july at the white house
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Watch this little girl age 80 years right before your eyes
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What did batman give doctor freeze with his whisky? just-ice
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Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? because it got grassed up by the lawn.
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Why can't african americans stretch their arms? because they're handcuffed.
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Being mistaken for kitchen help just made this exec more outspoken
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Uc irvine student government bans american flag, others from campus area
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What is the most frequent word in the comment section? this.
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I saw a crazy squirrel today.. he was fucking nuts.
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Retired cop: i never encountered a person 'acting out under the influence of marijuana'
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Yes to coffee and wine: rewriting the rules of pregnancy - wsj.com
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What happened to king midas after he facepalm'd? he turned into donald trump.
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So i have this black friend. ... just kidding.
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Why was donald duck arrested? he was high on quack.
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Your mother's so fat... your father couldn't pull out in time.
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There was a fancy masquerade ball for dogs and it did not disappoint
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I would tell all of you my favorite chemistry joke... ...but i don't expect to get any reaction.
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A pizza tour of brooklyn comes to travel channel (video, photos)
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Mayo recipes: these uses may seem crazy, but they are delicious (photos)
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The three stooges of the grand obstructionist party
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Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. it's a play on words.
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Kareem abdul-jabbar: 'more whites believe in ghosts than believe in racism'
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What is the deal with the export-import bank?
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Why are pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? because they pikachu
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It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point.
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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction.
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Huffpollster: americans are seeing news about trump, but ads for clinton
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Watch these gibbons hilariously shoo away a rodent
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What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside georgia? her geography teacher's cock.
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Longest joke in the world my dick didn't see that coming.
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When attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the juggler.
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If arnold schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? he'd be bach
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Satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is
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Gps guide: john olson, who has epilepsy, shares the inspiration that helps him climb mountains
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Why do sharks like salt water? because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a person who delivers indian food? currier.
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Just once in my life, i'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of chapstick.
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Fox news won't stop linking hillary clinton to birther claims
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With senate at stake, democrats angry at colleagues for sitting on cash
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Peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors
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Today i called shotgun... and the cop still put me in the backseat...
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Is your name gravity ? cause you're attractive.
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When i die i want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. just like the good ol' days.
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Why do white girls like apple? because once go mac you never go back.
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What's the difference between like, love and lust? spit swallow gargle
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Teach a fish to catch a man, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.
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Manchester city loses to everton 2-0 in crushing blow to premier league title hopes (video)
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Week 1 of the mongol diaries in pictures: uk to poland
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What ever happened to windows 9? windows 7 8 9.
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Could pregnancy be a way for queer teens to avoid bullying?
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Budding bard amanda seyfried announced her pregnancy via 'abstract' poem
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Did mickey mouse's pants wreck his sex life? we have science on this.
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Watch a clip from steven spielberg's early lost film 'firelight'
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Melissa verykios, headhunter, and her three tips to better skin
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Celebrate ashanti's 33rd birthday with the singer's early '00s singles
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What was the allergic 2x4's terrifying hallucination? he sawdust.
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The feminist housewife: can women have it all by choosing to stay home?
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What do you do after raping a deaf girl? break her fingers so she cant tell anyone.
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Russian cyberspies hacked us for two years: danish defense minister
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He fled violence in guinea. she escaped misogyny in pakistan. they found new hope in brooklyn.
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Sony xperia p, xperia u announced at mobile world congress
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Arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday
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Kind of cruel that stutter has two syllables.
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On divorce, co-parenting, learning to love your ex, and other stuff
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What do some burger eaters have? a hardee appetite!
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A look behind the rip curl swim 2015 collection
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Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?
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I'm worried i won't pass my stress test
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What's a liberal arts major's favorite board game?...... trivial pursuit.
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Trump may avoid a pennsylvania special election if it looks like his guy will lose
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The other day i held the door open for a clown... it was a nice jester
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Debra messing shares sweet memories of her tv mom, debbie reynolds
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Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'cuz i feel like i wanna mount you.
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Missouri gov. eric greitens may have committed a felony: ag
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'will & grace' stars perform show's theme tune with lyrics for first time
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Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
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Ben & jerry's will stop using genetically-modified ingredients, company says
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