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And then there was the dress: how i accidentally became a bride
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Doctors gave me an iq test at the hospital. the results were negative.
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Drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price
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Why there will be no cure for depression
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People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
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How did the farmer grow his portfolio? cornstock
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The 10 best things about being an empty nester
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Mating call of a blonde... hee hee, i think i'm a little drunk!
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Did you hear what that guy said to the reddit moderator the other day? ****
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Yo mama so stupid that she failed her iq test
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Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? because their jokes are told post-humorously!
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Those guys getting picketed for demolishing a piñata store run a pr firm
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Name origins of 26 alcoholic drinks, plus recipes (video)
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8 ways to honor loved ones who can't attend your wedding
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Two retarded people are having sex. i guess you could say they were going downs on each other.
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Living while jewish: fighting anti-semitism and hate in the 21st century
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Will police unions battle houses of worship or seek reconciliation?
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Drivers beware: sleep aids can be hazardous to your law-abiding life
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Ap uses jordan peele photo while tweeting about james franco misconduct allegations
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What did the sergeant say to the corporal? i need to see your privates.
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People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want.
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What do you call a racist tampon? twatstika.
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I like my women in the same fashion i like my pencil lead. thin, black, and easily breakable.
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Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. so i packed her things and left.
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Khloe kardashian says lamar odom is 'off of all machines,' still has a long road ahead
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When someone yells stop! i never know if it's hammertime or if i should collaborate and listen.
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What type of gun do time travelers use? a clock-18
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Irving mayor defends school and cops, doesn't apologize for arrest of muslim teen over clock
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Gisele's first i-d cover, nyc is really hot and more tweets of the week (photos)
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Former mexican president vicente fox promotes donald trump-trolling t-shirt
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Nyu fertility center: embryos, frozen eggs and sperm safe after hurricane sandy power outage
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Watch everyone on 'morning joe' spend the morning eating white castle
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The thing about boats... if we don't bow, everyone gets stern.
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Luis trinidad, toddler, found in car allegedly stolen by devon mills, connecticut police say
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Former clinton official james lee witt loses house race
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Kale recipes prove that healthy and delicious can co-exist
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Shame on nbc and megyn kelly for giving alex jones a platform
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Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can jam my dick in your ass.
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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? his wife and kids
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Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? albert einsteins cock
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Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head like this one
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Chinese girls just aren't that into me. i wish i had more of a tai pei personality.
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I on beauty chapter 21: best foods for an anti-aging diet
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Sorry, i can't make it. can't find my goin out sweatpants.
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What is a prostitutes business motto? the customer always comes first.
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I think if i was blind i would enjoy walmart.
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When jeb bush uses private email for official business, the media doesn't care
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What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? a beenadickteen one
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Young barack obama film casts devon terrell, 'the witch' star anya taylor-joy
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Gay man allegedly killed by father made chilling facebook posts
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Traffic deaths rise for first time in 5 years, experts puzzled by increase
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I try not to spend too much time online... ...but wi-fight it?
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Katie couric and others sued for defamation over gun documentary
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My dog's name is karma... ....because karma is a bitch!
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Swimming with the 'sharks': barbara corcoran shares the three traits of successful business leaders
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Who cares if it works? jesus, torture, and rectal hydration
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John legend throws chrissy teigen the best birthday party ever
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Teen joke teacher: what comes after 69? student: mouthwash. teacher:get out.
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Good thing it's valentines day, cause i woke up with a massive heart on!
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1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. dont tell me how to party!
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Marisa miller's advice to plus-size models: 'have confidence' (video)
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Highlights: costa rica stuns uruguay in world cup upset
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Samantha bee makes a last pitch for 'badass queen' hillary clinton
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I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog
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Robert stilin's east hampton house tour is pared-down, clean and completely gorgeous (photos)
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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? they gave him the cold shoulder.
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Knock knock. who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you'd never forget...
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How muesli queen carolyn creswell changed my life forever
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What goes round the middle of the internet? the e-quator.
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When jesus saw those riled up romans needless to say he was very cross.
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Anti-donald trump protests gain strength days after election
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Shark tourism worth more than killing them for food, new study shows
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The huffington post stands by its reporting on unaoil
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The difference between flute and piccolo flute's arms don't grow back.
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James cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art
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Simone biles shows off her boyfriend in sweet instagram post
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You guys ever seen a cockatoo? yeah? i bet you have.
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Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, aug. 25--31
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Hillary clinton says she'll put bill to work in the white house
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Thyroid cancer: five things you really need to know
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What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse a **stealthoscope**
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What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? sudden infant death syndrome
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Novak djokovic vs. rafael nadal: live updates of australian open men's final 2012
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The hardest part about eating a vegetable... manipulating the wheel chair.
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Monday's morning email: what to expect in the supreme court confirmation hearing today
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I'm going to dress up as laundry next halloween bitches love doing laundry.
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Jeff sessions yuks it up over russians in speech to lawyers
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Report: underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike.
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We will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we’re fighting for
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What is carroll shelby's favorite food? a torque-y sandwich.
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Rapamycin, easter island drug, shows promise in boosting aging brain, mice study shows
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Single mom ashley caldwell receives the ultimate gift (video)
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Friday doesn't care how old you are, so drink like betty white this weekend
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What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? bi-polar
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Ben affleck joins facebook to teach philanthropy lesson
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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the internet? because they can't stop saving their work.
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I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it.
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Homemade 'die hard' scene will have you saying 'yippee ki yay'
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