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Move over, sheryl sandberg, there's a new working mom in town!
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Teacher: why did robin hood only rob the rich? me: because the poor didn't have any fucking money.
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Seth meyers: the gop tax bill is a ‘brazen heist of the country’
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Tifu by mixing up my wives subway orders. i gave lucy's to rosa, and rosa's to lucy.
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I like my sex like i like my tree forts no girls allowed
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What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan.
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Neil degrasse tyson describes the 'morbidly funny' death you'd experience in a black hole
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George stephanopoulos talks benefits of meditation at the third metric women's conference
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How an anti-tech teacher ended up creating a mobile app to improve education in africa
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We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone
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How to stock your fridge with soda, like a boss
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Natalie portman dior ad banned: airbrushing in 'new look mascara' ad questioned (photo)
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Jane lynch tells the real story of how lisa kudrow became phoebe
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One in seven nfl players protested yesterday. let's discuss the arguments against them
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America has never been so ripe for tyranny
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Soy sauce vs. tamari, yams vs. sweet potatoes and more commonly confused foods
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Hilary duff promotes new single in a bikini
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Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? so she could be closer to god.
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U.s. lutherans approve historic agreement with catholic church
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What pdf reader do jedis use? the adobe-wan kenobi reader
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What do you call a dog that is a magician? a labara cadabarador
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Epa to call for 30 percent cut to power plant emissions by 2030
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Two sex educators on confronting taboo topics in the classroom
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Pack rat or hoarder? here are the 6 signs that tell the difference
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What does a mexican use to cut pizza with? little caesars!
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This star-studded 'carpool karaoke' will definitely get you in the holiday mood
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How to enable offline maps in the google maps app
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Kylie jenner sports massive septum ring in her latest photo shoot
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6 reasons why trump's wall is even dumber than most of trump's other ideas
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Why i left delta and took my diamonds elsewhere
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Diy denim cut-offs: how to dress up your shorts with feathers (photos)
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What's black and white and red all over? a newspaper
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Orlando jones fights 'apathy' on race issues with 'bullet bucket challenge'
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Koko the gorilla probably doesn't understand climate change
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Ted cruz just reminded the republican establishment why they hate him
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What does jean valjean use to listen to music? cosettes.
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Miley cyrus to host mtv video music awards
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It's like nabisco doesn't even care their birthday cake oreos will wreck my ass.
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Todos santos: what a nice surprise... bring your alibis
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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? you don't have to bring the flowers.
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On the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities
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Can our kids truly understand philip seymour hoffman's fate?
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She started a suicide prevention site at age 15. it's still going strong.
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I love clint westwood easterns. especially the bad, the good and the handsome.
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How i would kidnap pedophiles. have a white van advertisting free kids.
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Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?
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Study finds prep is effective for transgender women
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Giant, floating whale carcass could attract sharks close to hawaii shore
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Now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious.
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? cos they got big fingers.
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Bill clinton: i support hillary's efforts to change my criminal justice policies
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'a year in burgundy': david kennard discusses new winemaking documentary
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Why did the chicken say, meow, oink, bow-wow, moo? he was studying foreign languages.
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My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... i had to put my foot down
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Why did the eagle go to store to buy some rogaine? to cover up his bald spot.
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How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? mark it nsfw
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Q: what do you call a fly with no wings? a: a walk.
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An untold story about james gandolfini: giving up the roles we play
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Clique is a french word meaning small group of insufferable douchebags.
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Health chief expects tough obamacare enrollment season this year
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I'm naming my tv remote waldo... ...for obvious reasons.
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I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? they have love handle's not hate handle's
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Muslim woman attacked in possible hate crime thought she was going to die
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How do you let go of something that never was?
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Hbo says it corrected its pay gaps, thanks to reese witherspoon and time's up
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7 things men want from wedding night sex
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Poll: just 1 percent are 'enthusiastic' about government
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Monday's morning email: the biggest winner of the emmys was not sean spicer
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Me: hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts? doctor: 40
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Mylan epipen device recall to expand in u.s. and abroad
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Ellen pao couldn't become a miss america, so instead she became a miss ogynist.
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Why are chameleons surprisingly good at flying? because they are always in duh skies
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Bernie sanders raised more money than hillary clinton in february
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Does england have a fourth of july? of course they do, they just don't celebrate it!
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Manny pacquiao on floyd mayweather, jr: 'we're just waiting on him'
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Some prosecutors are erasing old weed convictions. why isn't yours?
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Disney's 'star wars' land takes shape in new video -- and it's huge
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Increased exercise doesn't seem to boost calorie intake after all
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*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* there. that should keep 'em out.
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I like my women like i like my coffee... entirely void of pubic hair.
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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? names
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Nyfw: desperately seeking (and kind of finding) substance
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Media matters: journalists influence elections because viewers are voters
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I'm great in bed... i can sleep for days.
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Jane lynch opens up about living with social anxiety
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There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... can you smell carrots?
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Trump taps cnbc commentator to be top economic adviser: reports
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I stopped trying to keep up with the kardashians. i'm too out of shape.
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Gun control advocates send safety locks to eagles players who got guns for christmas
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Yellowstone park 'bear bathtub' captured in rare video
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Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job.
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How technology is disrupting work and education faster than you ever imagined
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What do you call a gay milkman? dairy queen.
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The past, neat or on the rocks: glenfiddich recreates a seminal single malt
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Here's the george michael tribute queer people have been waiting for
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? i don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming.
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Is your gps supposed to sigh before it says recalculating?
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Airlines respond about keeping families together on planes
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Candy-hauling man used 'james bond' device to hide license from toll booth: cops
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How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? no one knows yet!
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