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Senate votes to confirm steven mnuchin as treasury secretary
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If i find out who stole my copy of ms office, i'll kill you... you have my word!
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5 crazy-good copycat recipes from your favorite restaurants
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Gop leaders may want roy moore to go away, but regular republicans aren't so sure
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Texas lawmakers launch new attacks on abortion, lgbtq rights
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What's better than a pair of emerency medical technicians? a paramedic(s)!
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Stormy daniels' attorney predicts michael cohen will turn on trump
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Breaking: fox news reports obama is no longer a suspect.
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Gop congressman tells flood victims: 'at some point god is telling you to move'
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How does hitler tie his shoes? in littles nazis.
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What language does robot marco run on? rubio on rails
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What does wonder woman call foreplay? amazon prime.
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I can finish the times' crossword in under five minutes but i struggle to eat the whole paper
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There's gold in them teeth! - prospector in a rap studio
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I wonder what chairs think about all day oh, here comes another asshole
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My heart health story: i underwent open-heart surgery at 20
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What is a mexican's favorite sport event? cross country
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Cnbc caves to trump, agrees to limit gop debate to 2 hours
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Hot pants: how to wear them and still look like a lady (photos)
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Senate committee passes bill to end ban on hiv-positive organ donation
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Cop fired after fatal shooting gets his job back, plus $140,000
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Freediver breaks his own world record, days after 'terrible' return to surface
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I went to purchase some camoflauge clothes the other day but i just couldn't see myself in them.
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How to keep tabs on an elderly parent when you can't be there
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Not enough doctors are treating heroin addiction with a life-saving drug
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I'm a heavy sleeper. also, a heavy awaker. okay, i'm fat.
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Evangelical christians hand donald trump a win in georgia's republican primary
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I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope i bought from ebay. rubbish; 2 stars.
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I met my spouse online: 9 online dating lessons i learned the hard way
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What do you put in an oragami gun? paper clips.
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9 ridiculously easy ways to stop being a slob at home in 2014 (photos)
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How do you take a pig to hospital? by hambulance!
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Watch dustin hoffman smooch judi dench on the kiss cam
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb none. it's a hardware issue
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I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat.
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Why are sea sponges good at statistics? they understand coralations!
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After losing her newborn, this mom is helping others prevent a condition connected to sids
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Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put a little kiss after each answer.
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'godzilla' crushes 2014 box office record on opening day
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Miguel cabrera's contract made lebron james wish nba didn't have a salary cap
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There are 10 types if people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't
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Watch larry wilmore make everyone nervous at the 2016 white house correspondents' dinner
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How to talk to women who are inside an mri tube
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My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
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Apple ceo while world is crazy about apple........ its ceo is crazy about bananas
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We spoke to 'will from queens,' the tearful, passionate mets fan
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Jessica chastain's golden globes dress 2014 proves she's still an a-lister (photos)
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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? speedy gonzales.
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Want to hear a two word joke? woman's rights.
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Wife: it's so beautiful me: can you believe they named this after a website?
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9 'recipes' for happy, harmonious holiday family gatherings
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? to the calf-ateria!
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Seattle act theater premiers political drama the invisible hand on 9/11
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These stunning photos capture the loneliness of insomnia
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Dollars in democracy -- part i: super pacs
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I named my dog karma she's very well behaved.
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Judd apatow isn't a feminist, according to judd apatow
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Two clowns are running for public office... it's funny for me though because i live in canada.
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What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? a microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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Between default and reform: the night and day options for the greek economy
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The next bubble: is it time for the feds to cap college tuition?
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Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? because she got used to your soft meat.
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Why did the red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow.
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Anthony weiner marriage poll finds many think huma abedin should go rather than stay
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Bruce springsteen locks in broadway run this fall
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Devil worshipper leader: due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon. stan: hey there.
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Why did the pollock cross the road? because his dick was in the chicken.
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What did the ocean said to the shore? nothing, it just waved.
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The main thing i want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.
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How my biracial family turns dinner into the most important time of the day
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Appeals court slaps down donald trump's travel ban yet again
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34 little princess leias paying tribute to carrie fisher
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Opposing nba teams unite to wear shirts honoring stephon clark
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Mom treats son's head injury with cannabis oil: 'he was in so much pain'
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That which does not kill you makes you stronger. so, all things?
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Ryan gosling reveals to gq australia he loves to knit
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A scarecrow just won a nobel prize. it was for being out-standing in his field.
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Adrienne maloof divorce from paul nassif is settled
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...
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Do we need to worry about our coconut water having saturated fat?
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I've had enough of my wife. thought the bloated cannibal.
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Shawn colvin opens up about living with depression
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World's most expensive cities for international residents (photos)
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Blue apron now has a whole30 meal plan, but only through february
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent. it dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan
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Lupita nyong'o looks like pure royalty in cannes
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Keith ablow blames michael brown's stepfather for death
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How many potatoe does it take to kill a latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )
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Sheryl sandberg doesn't think fake news on facebook influenced the election
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I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life fuck scoliosis.
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I dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand
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How do you greet a slice of bread in germany? gluten tag! ba-dum tss.
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile i told her that's a big word for a 7 year old
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Maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people
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How does henry viii like his coffee? decap.
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Full cup, thirsty spirit: meditating with dinosaurs... really?
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Congress' weed guy grapples with the trump administration
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4 ways to get better lungs and make exercise easier
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When do we stop counting backwards i'm at like negative 42,360
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