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12 crucial life lessons we all need to remember
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I can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die
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In the footsteps of robinson crusoe: the facts behind the fiction on the looney front
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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? they need space.
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The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders
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Last survivor of treblinka nazi death camp dies at 93
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Man pays for new truck with $12,000 in small bills and coins
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5 things to discuss with kids about halloween costumes
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Take a class on reggae with stephen marley
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Your mother and i are like peanut butter and jelly she spreads and i jam
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What do ted cruz and donald trump's father have in common? they pulled out too late.
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What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry
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'jewels of elul': stories, lessons to prepare for jewish high holidays
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Huffpollster: even republicans aren't happy with the new gop-led congress
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Why does snoop dogg always carry around an umbrella? fo drizzle
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A ghost walks into a bar sorry sir the barmen says, we don't serve spirits after eleven
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Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.
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How do you stop a fish from smelling? cut its nose off.
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What do you call the director of kill bill out in the sun? squintin' tarantino
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What do you call a nun in a car? virgin mobile
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9 inspiring kids caught in the act of greatness
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Birthdays are good for us... statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Knock knock who's there? grandma grandma who? grandma gun, were goin huntin'
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Paul ryan makes the simplistic case for obamacare repeal: you'll be free
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5 visionary ideas hatched in the middle of the jungle
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Weekend roundup: a democratic alliance to contain china?
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Mental illness isn't a disease... ... it's all in the mind.
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Cooking off the cuff: a horseradish sauce that (probably) won't make your eyes tear
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Your mother has the prettiest teeth i ever came across.
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*hires skywriter will you take me back if i stop wasting our money on frivolous things?
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Inventive designer celebrates the most famous surfaces in architecture
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Damn girl, are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten i see
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Educating for the future: learning mandarin as a key to u.s.-china relations
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Tillerson orders u.s. embassies to identify population groups for tougher visa screening
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You can build a thousand bridges. you suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker.
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This is the car people drive when they're old
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Follow your dream, then unfollow it if it doesn't follow you back within 48 hours.
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I've been reading a book on north african history it's very moorish.
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You're so fake... even china denied they made you
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22 toys every 'star wars,' 'transformers' & marvel fan should know about
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I would say i'm pretty indecisive... well actually maybe not
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Honda cr-v recall: automaker recalls 489,000 over concerns vehicle could catch fire
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Watch: rupaul sings 'sissy that walk' with andrew w.k.
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The best hotels in rome for anyone on a budget
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Hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah
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Bill cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, rape victims say the darndest things!
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Mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them
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Laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor
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What insect is the wood ant related to? the should ant and the could ant.
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Who is the best underwater transformer? octopus prime!
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I guarantee you, this is a joke donald trump
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Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. what a semi.
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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? delivery.
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Jimmy kimmel has figured out what trump’s job will be after he’s impeached
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I named my penis truth... because bitches can't handle it!
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My gf likes it in the butt. she's an anal moll.
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I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too...
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This floating platform could filter the plastic from our polluted oceans
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Every time mila kunis comes on my tv i do too
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I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.
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Lucille ball's '50s ladylike style...and how to get it (photos)
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Immigrant detainee hunger strike grows as men plead to be released
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Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now i live on sesame street with ernie.
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It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse right of way with immortality.
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One size does not fit all: correcting muslim women’s empowerment training to end terrorism
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Election-themed coloring book is about as meditative as we're gonna get
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No need to fight over me, ladies. i'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually.
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What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? answer: ash
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20 awkward breakups that give us secondhand embarrassment
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Healthier ways to bake without butter or oil
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What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award? rigatoni
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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? he was a pieromaniac.
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Sheriff's 'politically incorrect' sign is soooo hip and edgy
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Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in
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Boston marathon bombing suspect dzhokhar tsarnaev under guard, awaits charges
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A paralyzed man calls u-haul... hey can you help me move?
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Is drunk an emotion? because if it is, i am feeling super emotional right now....
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Don't worry, drink coffee: american heart month, day 15
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'eagle dad' forces son to run almost naked in the snow (video)
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Can you smell mothballs? i can't. i can never get their legs far enough apart.
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Parents of picky or selective eaters, let 'trust and love' be your guide
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What did one ball say to the other? this guy in the middle is a dick
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Hey mark, do you want a threesome? so go home fast. perhaps you arrive on time.
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Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while i'm murdering you i mean really
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Here's convincing photographic proof that unplugging can enhance every aspect of your life
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How do zombies celebrate halloween? they paint the town dead!
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Waldorf-astoria amnesty program asks guests to return stolen goods
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Following trump’s lead, gop shifts from russia revelations to attack on leaks
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Watch will arnett prank call a toy store as lego batman
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There's an all you can eat-- cut to: my spinning empty office chair
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I barely slept last night; i kept dreaming about mufflers. i'm exhausted.
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Nacl / naoh the base is under assault!
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Diy divorce: why you should think twice before divorcing without a lawyer
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Alabama women protest roy moore by dressing as handmaids
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Trump's own lawyers insisted there was no fraud in the 2016 election
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Math/music joke: what do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? delta blues.
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$60k in 23 days: how indycar fans crowdfunded the fight against breast cancer
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What is a seal's favorite drink? club soda
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Brooke shields speaks out about her mother's alcoholism
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Can you spot the difference between the strawberry moon and ham?
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