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Why do cats chase birds ? for a lark !
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Hamburger a hamburger walks into a bar. the bartender says sorry we don't serve food here.
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(got joke) why did the king's justice join run dmc? cuz he be ilyn.
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What it's like to exist and date outside of the gender binary
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Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. oprah 2. aunt jamima 3. motha fucka
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Knock knock who's there ! alberta ! alberta who ! alberta'll be over in a minute !
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If i had a dollar for every repost i saw on r/jokes... i'd have a lot of money
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That chicken nugget tweet is on course to become the most retweeted of all time
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'snl': 'resolution revolution' perfectly shows why new years resolutions always fail
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'speechjammer' speech-squelching device developed by japanese scientists (video)
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A taste of france in virginia wine country
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I like my slaves the same way i like my coffee free
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What kind of rodent ddos attacks al queda's twitter account? an anonimouse
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What has two legs but can't walk? a dead duck.
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Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? because the are always metal-ing.
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I made a chicken salad today... the bastard didn't even eat it.
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'under the gun' examines both sides of the gun-control debate, even if it will only appeal to one
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I accidentally ate a piece of rope... i shit you knot
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6 of the most bizarre news stories in 2017
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What do you call a quadriplegic in the ocean? bob. *i'm so sorry*
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Now they're using a dog movie to appropriate asian culture
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There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up.
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Love is the most powerful force in the universe wrong! huge explosions are
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I once played golf with a kiwi the rspca showed up the next day.
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Kourtney kardashian takes swan goals to a new level with cheeky bikini photo
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Watch amy schumer play megyn kelly in nsfw musical about fox news
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Why did goku cross the road? find out next time on dragonball z!
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Life in mississippi can be tough if you're black and queer
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Can you repeat the part after listen very carefully?
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Miss major is a trans elder and stonewall icon.. and she's changing the world
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Mirror mirror on the wall. forget the fairest. who would you fuck?
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? can't jelly my dick in your ass
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Third american infected with ebola released from hospital
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Jerry brown says hillary clinton's in a risky spot
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Siri vs. google voice experiment: what happens when siri and google voice talk to each other?
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Maxed out parents: 5 strategies to ease burnout
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Facebook should change its name to acquaintance birthday reminder
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I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... he's still tumbling!
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Oregon governor calls on feds to end militia occupation standoff
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What happened to jesus when he went to mount olive? popeye beat the shit out of him.
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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? timbr
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How to run your first half marathon after 50
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A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... the bartender asks, what'll it be, mrs. clinton?
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Donations pour in for black church burned, vandalized with 'vote trump'
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What do you call a gynecologist? lip reader
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How do you confuse a jew? tell him pork is on sale!!!
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How do you stop the protests in charlotte? sing the nation anthem they will sit down
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If steph curry was a video game character he'd be banned for having no counterplay.
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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? mango!
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What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? a martian-mellow
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There are ten types of people in this world those who understand binary and.. wait, shit
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I'm shy at first, but once i'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.
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Trump releases statement for ramadan that's largely about terrorism
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6 things that keep you from moving on after divorce
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Any child i have will be brown: on motherhood and race
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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? the dentist will see you now.
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Donald trump finally said something concrete about climate policy
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Sally ride: pancreatic cancer caused death of first american woman in space, but what is it?
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Q: why was the cat afraid of the tree? a: because of its bark.
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Notes from the couch: 'twas the week after newtown'
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What do you call coq au vin made with two buck chuck? chick n' chuck!
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What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms
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My job is top secret even i dont know what im doing
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Here's how you can help homeless new yorkers after the blizzard
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Raiseachild pays tribute to foster care and adoption champions at honors gala
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Robin williams' death reminds us face of depression is deceiving
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Easy ben & jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly this dick in your mouth.
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I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!
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Barcelona holds huge protest in support of refugees
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How do you turn lead into gold? start a war.
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The 50 funniest tweets from women in 2017
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Hurricane irene video: one year later, memories of 2011 storm remain fresh (slideshow)
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This election year i vote for seroquel because i'm antipsychotic
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Til the u.s is #18 in mathematics worldwide. at least we're in the top 10.
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Peyton manning takes a jab at al jazeera
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Nicki minaj's bodyguards cause a stir at nyfw and more tweets of the week
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? it has a rattle.
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Police thwart plot to steal enzo ferrari’s remains from his tomb
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Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? they don't fancy each other.
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I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night.
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So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!
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Mindy cohn of 'facts of life' details harrowing breast cancer fight
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Why did the pepsi executive get fired? he tested positive for coke.
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Boss: why are you late? me: why are you so obsessed with me?
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Here's why it's a problem that donald trump is reciting 'the snake' again
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Friday's morning email: putin says he's waiting for trump's move after u.s. sanctions
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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? a stool pigeon
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My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. thanks, royal baby.
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Trump accuses cia director of leaking 'fake news' about russian dossier
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field
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Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? because there's a vas deferens between them.
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A spice belt for chefs might be a waist of thyme
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What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.
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Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. i'm not very good at darts.
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Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time.
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It’s much easier being president trump on jobs day
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Twitter destroys health blogger who dared to insult pizza
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Why palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have ram-allah
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I think i have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... it runs in my jeans.
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