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Fox news is a mecca for people who hate mecca.
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What do you call a gay asian guy? rice-a-roni
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South carolina police officer killed while serving warrant
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Craft of the day: create these creepy halloween glow-in-the-dark cat eyes
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Your definitive guide to flour for all your baking needs
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Mom arrested after police find crying child in car outside maryland casino on new year's eve
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Watch: this is what happens when 2 bulldogs meet a bear
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12 things that will be more expensive in 2013
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Why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?
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The entire plot of spiderman a teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body
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How do you get akbar to shut up? muzzle'm.
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Eight meals you'd never believe came from an airplane
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Trump supporters are still stuck on benghazi and obama’s birthplace
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Fracking sand may pose health hazard to workers, residents
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Iphone 5 photos, ipad mini peekaboo, and imacs galore: this week in apple rumors
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Why did the monkey cross the road? to loot the pharmacy on the other side
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Donald trump's supreme court pick 'avoided answers like the plague,' chuck schumer says
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What is the difference between donald trump and bill clinton? ivanka didn't keep the dress
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Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. yolo
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What is the cheapest way to get a slut? give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount.
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I'd love to get in touch with emilio esteves. does anyone have his emailio addressteves?
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Gop senator: don't tell me i shouldn't be concerned about trump
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Why 2014 is a monumental year for lgbt characters on tv
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Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *seductively eats bamboo*
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Why was the alligator sad? it had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
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Former miramax executive and rose mcgowan manager jill messick dead at 50
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Hey girl... you a pokemon trainer? because you make my wiggly tuff
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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? a park bench can support a family.
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? one was a-salted.
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Super typhoon neoguri, gaza strikes and close encounters with bulls: week in photos
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Did you see the article about apple buying large, popular websites? yeah, ireddit.
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Trump is already taking credit for the economy. here's why it could backfire.
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What happens when you cross a programmer and a musician? an algo-rhythm.
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A new generation of pitmasters is preserving the art of whole hog barbecue
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You know everything about nutrition. so why are you still overeating?
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I lost weight: corey barton started biking to work and lost 130 pounds
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Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
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What do you call a 3 humped camel? pregnant
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The word 'mortar' has 2 different meanings. as i discovered today when the house i built blew up.
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I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.
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What's the difference between a maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? is that sexual harassment?
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The only thing better than black friday? skipping black friday
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Why did the comedian mermaid die ? because it had a dry sense of humor .
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High school sweethearts reunite after 30 years apart
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These sacred mothers show us the power of women's spirituality
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Who do you think the scariest potus was? i'd have to say rushmore, considering he had four heads.
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Know what 25 percent of people do in the gym? take the fark weird news quiz
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Kelly clarkson on how she talks to her kids about the news
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Were any famous men born on your birthday? no only little babies.
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Why was the hipster drinking milk? he liked ice cream before it was cool
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Animals vs. technology: 19 pets that are so over it (photos)
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What do you call a stick with autism? autistic
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What was cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? pol potting mix.
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Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history.
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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels
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Miley cyrus slips into a swimsuit for a jet-skiing date
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Lebron james says locker room talk isn't what 'that guy' thinks it is
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Ill-advised guantanamo vitriol undermines u.s. values and security
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Trump proclaims women's history month in painfully ironic statement
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!
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What do you call a german think tank? an answer panzer!
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What does donald trump say when he can't find his viagra? the erection is rigged!
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I think we already know what's at the center of no man's sky's galaxy disappointment.
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Why did they have to put michael jackson down? because he couldn't race anymore!
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Tattoo artist brings dots and lines to new heights in stunning geometric ink designs
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Politicians react to supreme court justice antonin scalia's death
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Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally hitler
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What do you get when a horse's food comes to know jesus? christian bale
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Casual conversations are just like casual sex. i don't know how to have either one.
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Amy roberson, will russell reunite to celebrate first father's day in 24 years
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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? they both live underground, apart from the eagle.
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What did the elephant say? when he lost his penis.
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Me: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy shepherd: hey, that's my pie
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Doom 4. all of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.
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What about the men? they need life outside of work, too
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Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
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The finest moment of the 'game of thrones' season finale
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Why ditching family dinner can make you a better parent
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Once upon a time there was a man. today there are many **edit** grandad joke. rest his soul
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Trump-backed luther strange limps toward finish line in alabama senate runoff
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Finger biscuits: the best way to eat nutella (photo)
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Crappiest town in the uk i am not british because i was born in slough :( :l :)
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A spaniard, an irish man, and a greek go into a brothel. who pays? germany
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Pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks
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I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. then my mother gave birth to me
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Why are crime rates down in the us? because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
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Re-imagining the retail experience: the audi city story
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Clint eastwood supports gay marriage in new brief
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Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... the police called it arson. whatever...
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My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like i've never seen herbivore!
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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? kelp!
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Dallas shootings deal black police officers a double heartbreak
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What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....beef stroganoff
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Transgender dj fatally shot outside club in san francisco's tenderloin
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Ashley benson debuts brown hair on red carpet (photos)
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What do you call two irish gunfighters in a duel? kenny killarney and arny kilkenny.
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How do you find will smith in a snow storm? just check for fresh prince
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Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single
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Girl sensation returns to football; see her get ready
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