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How does peter pan fly? if someone hit you in the peter with a pan, you'd fly too.
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Russian insider: state-run doping led to gold in 2014 winter olympics
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Obama used the race card. hillary used the woman card. america used the trump card.
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A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a beer and a mop.
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I can't get out of bed, my fitbit is charging and my steps won't count
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What did the really ugly man do for a living? he posed for halloween masks.
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What did tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? chemosabi
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What do you call a red head's problem? a ginger ail
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Father say to son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind. son replied dad, i'm over here.
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If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
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How to spice up your marriage when you absolutely hate each other
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Whatever, low battery indicator. you're not the boss of
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Want his attention? send nudes want to piss him off? when he responds, reply oops, wrong person
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A retarded kid mugged me yesterday he told me to put the chromosome in the bag
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Why do lesbians only shop at rei? because they don't like dick's.
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Disney hopes that 7d 's stellar voice cast will make animation fans happy, not grumpy
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First nighter: london consumer report on sweet bird, merrily, worthwhile others
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Art and science have never looked so good together
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Nari ward's 'liberty and orders' at lehmann maupin (photos)
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What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boyscout comes back from camp!
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You're not gonna get a quote out of me. - donald j. trump wrong. - donald j. trump
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'black-ish' goes straight-up black with kendrick lamar for promo video
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Salma hayek golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)
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How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they just make the nepalese do it.
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27 colorful photos that show the joy of holi in india
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I didn't quit my job today i wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me
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Where's finnick? odair he is! obligatory: my brother told this to me while watching mockingjay p2.
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Check out the scenes from the second dem debate
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Men and women can be just friends. but only if one of them is ugly.
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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? because they literally can't even.
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I wish i had a job where i could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day.
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Making inequality the center of the 2016 debate
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Republicans stare down failure on health care with no real plan b
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While hurricanes batter the south, the west is on fire
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I just got laid. but don't worry, i was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
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#twitpicyourdunkcontestreaction was way more impressive than actual dunk contest (photos)
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What do you call a pall bearer in oklahoma? a karaoke!
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Slow global progress on ending ‘legacy of slavery’ for domestic workers
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What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? they are in their sexual prime.
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Friend 1 hey dude what's your psn name? friend 2 did you just assume my platform!
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Summer was especially good this year in canada... if i recall correctly it was a friday
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Huffpost hill - wow, it seems like obama's first veto override was only yesterday
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My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. she died in a house fire.
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Texas senate candidate beto o'rourke says he's seen enough evidence to impeach trump
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This new toilet saves gallons of water, takes up far less space in your bathroom
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Guests can now wear white to weddings, emily post turns over in grave
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Drug prices, senior programs may deliver blow to state budgets
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Airbus a320 to offer extra-wide seats for american airline companies
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What do you call clothes for a car? a tire.
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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? a monster on roller-skates.
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There’s no good reason trump should lose iowa. but he probably will.
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Arizona sportscaster takes a hilarious tumble trying to run to arena (video)
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Democrats and republicans agree more than you'd think about kim davis and abortion rights
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8 amazing floating houses that seem too good to be true (photos)
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Mom always said i was going to be a strong one... after i survived that abortion
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Michael bay has zero interest in blowing things up for a marvel movie
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Why did hydrogen hurt iron? because he wanted to see him sulfur.
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Why do vultures hate flying? because they have to pay extra for carrion! budum tsssss
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Patent trolls are trolling startups in massachusetts — and we need to change that
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Popped a tire on a pot hole today badum tss
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A super dangerous snowboarding event just debuted at the winter olympics
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Dear un-followers, i feel sorry for you... your timeline will no longer be sexy. sincerely, me
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6 streaming devices to buy this holiday season
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Knock knock who's there ! alva ! alva who ? alva heart !
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Afghan officials report major gains in kunduz after push by taliban
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What's your new year's resolution? mine is 1440 * 900.
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8 awesome fans that will keep you cool all summer long (photos)
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Lady gaga captures prince's genius in poetic instagram tribute
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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? a receding hairline
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I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings.
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Right-wing outlets got advance excerpts of gop memo, underscoring its partisan nature
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Getting too old for this crap: an ode to my 40s
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How do you get a nun pregnant? have the alter boy shit into her pussy.
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick in your ass
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Missouri gov. eric greitens seeks restraining order on his own attorney general
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No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin red lobster for me.
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At the state fair i realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter
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So apparently, we've been eating strawberries all wrong
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What does a duck like to have for breakfast? quacker oats
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Go to your favorite restaurant and get naked
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Have you heard about the airplane industry? its really taking off and reaching new heights.
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Feeling uninspired? how to get out of that rut
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Prepare yourself for the slowest rube goldberg machine ever
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Behind every engineer in jail.... is an architect.
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You know what i love about world history? ... it's a long story
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Why can't midgets be accountants? because they always come up short.
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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? your granny
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I suck at sports events it's a good way to make a quick buck.
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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? namaste
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Kids may soon be able to build their own prosthetics out of legos
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Stephen king is jealous of george r.r. martin
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Here's how trump could make obamacare better – or worse
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Where do most black people work? in jail
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Makeover video: we gave this pilot a new in-flight makeup look
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Hurricane harvey and the potential hypocrisy of texas republicans
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Why did god create adam before eve? to let him get a word in.
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I like my men how i like my wine. twelve years old and locked in a basement.
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What surfs the internet and goes 'choo choo'? thomas the search engine.
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I like my women how i like my coffee.. mugged
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Eu tells greeks 'door still open' to deal, makes offer public
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