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Un welcomes russian words on aleppo truce: trucks 'ready to move'
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I have adhd how do i upgrade to ad4k?
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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? it keeps you regular.
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4 marketing strategies for the home maintenance industry
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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Obama's state of the union gets most young love in the west
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I would like to make a masturbation joke but today that would be way to corny
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I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... i was so surprised, it just came out of the green!
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Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
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A gay dad's open letter to the international olympic committee: move the damned games already!
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Muslim clothing gets chic with 'hijab couture' (videos, photos)
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Fisticup: this brass knuckles mug means business (photo)
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Reince priebus falsely claims hillary clinton's campaign was 'definitely involved' in birtherism
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Kon-tiki at the explorers club and in battery park city
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Toddler pays tribute to her cancer survivor grandma in awesome photos
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All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. he's petrified of candles.
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I'm so proud of myself. i went to costco hungry and only spent $17,000.
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Cheap cooking tips: easy ways to save money in the kitchen
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How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? taste.
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Where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies.
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French digital minister comes out as gay to fight homophobia
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Artificial intelligence is here to help us, microsoft boss jean-philippe courtois says
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Women coders are more respected when peers don't know they're women
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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? he was talking smack.
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Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
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Galliano and armstrong: with titles gone, what remains?
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Work-life balance? we don't have time for that
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What happens to a boomtown when oil gets cheap?
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Watch the first 'mad max: fury road' trailer
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Abc news president berates staff over inaccurate brian ross report
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If i got $1 every time somebody called me a racist i'd have tree fiddy
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Always put sunglasses on your tree. then, you'll get the proper shade.
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If a-b-c-d didn't drag out their part of the alphabet song, lmnop wouldn't have to be so rushed.
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Lines to vote in arizona were so long that people started ordering pizza
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What sea creature is regularly featured in the walking dead? coral
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Charter schools are scamming the public with talk about 'school choice'
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Which baldwin went to school? the smart alec.
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Black teens affected by gun violence speak out ahead of march for our lives
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You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
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I knew a man with a mushroom farm. what a fun guy.
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What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? overcome
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Whale of a fail! guy on his phone misses the sight of a lifetime
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What is the worst race of ghosts? ...spooks
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Muslim funny fest is using comedy to overcome stigma
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Watch toby keith play an all-male show in saudi arabia during trump's visit
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What kind of lizard goes into salad? a salad-mander! hahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahilarious
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Thomas jefferson explains electoral college to trevor noah
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Gang used drone swarm to thwart fbi hostage raid
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Arvind kejriwal wants absolute control of aam aadmi party to enforce inner party democracy.
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29 skeptical dogs: these pups have their doubts (pictures)
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What do you get when italians join isis? baked yazidi
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People across the country share how mlk has inspired them
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Brett favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play pro basketball
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I thought #2 pencil meant a poopy finger. guess that explains the low test scores.
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Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. that sounds like a great idea. -ironic maiden
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I'm sorry. i had your sharona confused with mine.
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President trump wasn't on the ballot. nevertheless, he lost.
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Why the sadman buy keybord? because is the key to hapennies
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*through a mouthful of nutella* oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.
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The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside
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Why paying for your child's college education isn't giving them a 'free ride'
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Christie brinkley's daughter, sailor brinkley cook, makes modeling debut (photos)
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I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine.
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Donald trump pastry will gross you out ... just like donald trump
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Hanukkah crafts: glitter dreidels to add some glamour to your party
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Easy ways to clean and organize your home in 15 minutes or less
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Wizards star john wall donates $400,000 to help homeless kids
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Stolen moment of the week: jeffrey joseph at moonwork
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Notre dame, stung by 'the hunting ground,' is under u.s. investigation for sexual harassment cases
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High school football players suspended after barreling into referee
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Cop: *squints* was it you? giraffe (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): nope
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The internet hilariously trolls arcade fire for absurd concert 'dress code'
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Man rigged front door to try to electrocute his pregnant wife, police say
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A rainy friday is still better than a sunny monday...
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I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian thank you prosthetic legs!
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Friday's morning email: leaked facebook memo defends the company's growth...at any cost
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Liv tyler, chrissy teigen & more stars love stella mccartney's peplum dress (photos)
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Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... i though why not, i've got nothing on.
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Pilot unresponsive in private plane circling over gulf of mexico
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How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? nine months
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Fund the resistance – join give out day
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Why an aging population is not a burden on the economy
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Arab organizations denounce persecution of gays and complicity of egyptian media
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10 indications you're the retarded fb friend ^
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A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away it was one helluva crack-shot.
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8 sweet snow messages that will warm your heart
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What is the hardest part about puberty? (nsfw) my penis.
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Q: why did the dog cross the road? - a: because it was the chickens day off.
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The world loves apple but apple's ceo loves banana's
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Two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.
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Natalie portman to replace reese witherspoon in astronaut flick
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My girlfriend tried to tell me an abuse joke but i beat her to the punch
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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? because you end up with a ring on your finger.
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What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?
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Bryan cranston tells people who want donald trump to fail: ‘f**k you’
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What do you call a black guy with a fan? antique air conditioner.
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Brzezinski: america’s global influence depends on cooperation with china
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How can you tell if someone has a jamaican accent? they roll their j's.
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I just had sex with jesus christ i wasn't prepared for his second coming.
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Heath ledger's thoughts on 'macho bulls**t culture' should inspire us all
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