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What i wish i'd been made aware of when my daughter was diagnosed with autism
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Destination weddings: how do i plan a destination wedding?
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Ten years after katrina: 'so many people i know did not go back'
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Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?
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A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. it was a 60-debris angle.
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It's 'total bulls**t' that trump's 'apprentice' tapes can't be released, says media mogul
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3 tips for getting home for the holidays
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I got screwed by a man in a wig yesterday... he was judging me the whole time.
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If you're only 20-something, stop saying you're old
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I just heard bill is interested in hillary again... she's barely legal...
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Government inks deal with glaxosmithkline to tackle drug resistance, bioterrorism
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Sen. bob corker not that excited about the leading republican to replace him
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How do you make a young doctor really understand what it's like being 74? virtual reality
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Watch a little league slugger make an mlb stadium look really small
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Knock knock who's there ! bull ! bull who ? bull the chain when your done !
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: i'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast.
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I'd tel a joke about classical music but you would'nt be able to handel it.
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Buttermilk recipes for when you need something insanely delicious
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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? grab a cup of joe.
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Metabolic stress identified as possible risk factor for atrial fibrillation
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I just went to a very emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.
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What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? her belly button.
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Ryan gosling is eva mendes' best accessory ever (photo)
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Yoga as a tool for development: cultivating change from the inside
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...& they all lived happily ever after customer: that's not what i meant by 'happy ending'
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Spurs assistant coach becky hammon just made history ... again
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Mindfulness meditation: 6 popular myths about mindfulness, busted
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Soybean compound genistein shows promise for treating hiv
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What happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? udder destruction!
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I have a big butt and i can not lie.
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Complaints via email or texts should be called read whine
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Trying to be a good dad in the age of bad men
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Fact: once he became a knight, sir ian mckellen could only move in an l
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How i can lighten up in the wake of overwhelming loss
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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they prefer the dark.
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There's a name for people without beards women
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What it's like to finally see kanye west after waiting a lifetime
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Deputy already under investigation for a shooting allegedly shoots neighbor
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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips
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How cropped tops became part of my activism
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Lady gaga has nothing on these bizarre marine worms
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Dear johnson & johnson: ejacu-lotion please dm me for my address to send royalties checks.
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Whenever i catch someone talking about me behind my back i tell them you discussed me
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Merrick garland tears up during fifth grade commencement address
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What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? anything but fucking turkey...
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Voters have no idea who gary johnson is
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50% of asians have cataracts. the other 50% drive rinkins.
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How to teach our kids about the perils of lying
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Connecticut governor: mike pence was 'incredibly stupid' to sign indiana religious freedom bill
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Hockey player makes 'dream come true' for young fan who has down syndrome
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Valve should be in charge of the un... it's the only sure-fire way to prevent world war 3.
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Honeymoon checklist: everything you need for a stress-free post-wedding getaway
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I like my upvotes like i like my women. .. one at a time and not very often.
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A little hanukkah humour what do you call a vagina-shaped candelabra? a labia menorah
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Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. get a job, hippies.
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Heard about the polish coyote? chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.
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If you name a baby barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.
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I'm not much on seizing the day, i just kinda poke it with a stick.
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Urban outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor.
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I don't have a swimmer's body. i have more of a drowning to death body. #olympics
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What if we've got it backwards? maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles.
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How to explore your sexual fantasies in middle age
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After an affair, should you confront the other woman or man?
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Nevertheless, she persisted: a year after the first women's march, energy is still high
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Aid worker speaks out on why ebola keeps spreading
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No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. this is potato water.
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Pokedates is here to help you catch.. love?
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Here's the scoop on the new reverse mortgage rules
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Is this the alcoholics helpline? operator: yes. caller: can you tell me how to make sangria?
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Whats the gay man's favorite civil war battle? manasses.
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What is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out
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Boehner's parting gift: two-year budget deal passes the house
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*at psychic reading* psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time me: ooh you're good
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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? she hated being microbe-managed.
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Where do criminal spiders hang out? the deep web
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'greedy lying bastards' takes on climate deniers, big oil
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I like my coffee like i like my men tall, dark, strong, and inside of me.
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What it's like to come out in brazil (video)
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Men are totally wrong about their math skills
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Oreogami: when the cookie comes to life (video)
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Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol tiffany.
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Road trip usa: from the south to the midwest
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Gary kelly, southwest ceo, says 'never say never' for bag fees
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What would you call two banana skins ? a pair of slippers.
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My girlfriend hates when i make jokes about her weight... she needs to lighten up.
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According to my calorie intake, i just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today.
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Don't use alicia keys' bare face to shame women who wear makeup
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Why three is such an important number in business
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My boyfriend didn't think the joke i made up was funny - what do jews call jesus? jewsus
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19 pairs of boots, all on sale for less than $100
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I hope george clooney dumps his wife so he and brad pitt can finally be happy together.
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Why did the students eat their homework? because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Would you stay at a hotel without wi-fi?
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Shapewear: how to go from frumpy to fabulous!
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When is a pepper annoying? when it's jalapeno face
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My new thesaurus is truly awful! i honestly have no words to describe how angry i am!
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How can a girl make you a millionnaire? if you're already a billionnaire.
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Day-long shootout in macedonia kills at least eight police and 14 gunmen
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Clinton building most expansive fundraising network in recent memory
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Here's how moving to the city can make you calmer, happier and more connected
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