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What do you call cheese that's not yours ? nacho cheese | true |
I've always liked prostitutes... personally, i feel like they give me the most bang for the buck. | true |
Arty's 'grand finale' with fiora marks a return to producer's roots (exclusive) | false |
The dnc contenders are not interested in your populist moment | false |
Her this is such a weird way to cut hair | true |
I lost my mood ring earlier today... i'm not sure how i feel about that. | true |
Angela merkel (and many other europeans) are falling for charming south tyrol | false |
Culturally sensitive providers will help bring mental illness out of shadows | false |
As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... people get heavier, thicker, and slower. | true |
Seth meyers rips jeff sessions for halting his donald trump party | false |
Bringing florida to justice, not just george zimmerman | false |
Students protesting conservative rewrite of history get big endorsement | false |
Fucked this girl for an hour and 30 seconds last night thanks daylight savings! | true |
I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... i had the biggest vowel movement of my life. | true |
How do they package bread at the bakery? they baguette. | true |
Nature documentaries might offer relief from anxious news cycles | false |
Russia suspends nuclear agreement, ends uranium research pact with united states | false |
Steve harvey on why he'll never be the next oprah | false |
There are 3 kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who can't. | true |
Calling all lesbians: your favorite dating app just rebranded itself | false |
I am on a seafood diet. every time i see food, i eat it. | true |
New apps and websites that will change the way you travel in 2014 | false |
The gulf crisis: small states battle it out (part 2 of 4) | false |
Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam. | true |
Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick. | true |
Day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor | true |
What's so unfunny that it's funny? an anti-joke. | true |
Councilman calls on baltimore rappers to inspire students | false |
Joss whedon responds to 'wonder woman' backlash with adorable tweet | false |
If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with? | true |
The most pretentious food terms of all time | false |
Donald trump serves up piping hot nonsense on obamacare | false |
What's the difference between a joke and a pussy there's a chance you might actually get a joke. | true |
Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome | true |
American swimmer jimmy feigen agrees to donate $11,000 to leave rio | false |
Why did mr.potato head go to prison. hash browns. | true |
Why couldn't the chinese herpetologist see out his car window? because it was too froggy outside. | true |
*flips coin* head or tail? her: that's not how this works! | true |
Michelle obama on the first family's sleep schedule (photos) | false |
Chuck norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers. | true |
Final 'house of cards' season will go forward with robin wright as its lead | false |
What did the dj say to the jazz musician? take me to the airport. | true |
Everything you need to know about when to go to the doctor's office | false |
Your favorite avant-garde, shock filmmaker is an artist now | false |
Amid daca uncertainty, states open professions to ‘dreamers’ | false |
Hastert's hometown doesn't recognize man in sexual misconduct claims | false |
Exercise: the best medicine for doctors and patients | false |
France fires first airstrikes on islamic state in syria | false |
Zookeepers hope sex will stop panda's 'backwards' behavior | false |
What does godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? he flips houses | true |
The most overrated vacation destinations, according to you | false |
Barneys' skinny disney characters prompt change.org petition: updated (photos, poll) | false |
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? because he had a stinking cold! | true |
5 people stabbed at california university, suspect killed by police | false |
My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...he gave me the thumbs up | true |
Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit will attend on a party evite. | true |
What did wendy do when she first saw captain hook? she peedherpants | true |
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist bastards. | true |
Clinton campaign makes push for arizona, down-ballot races | false |
Ask a guide: why take a photography tour? | false |
Why do eyeballs make great comedians? because they are filled with vitreous humor! | true |
Why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have bills to push around | true |
I read the instruction manual for my new watch it was about time | true |
Ruin a date in 5 words... does this smell like chloroform? | true |
Finding pace: soaking up the three r's of experiential travel | false |
Most people need a reason to drink, i need a reason not to drink. | true |
10 florida tours to float your boat (photos) | false |
I nevur make the same mistake twice. nevur. | true |
Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back. | true |
How does one make a nazi? with a ropesy. | true |
Why is a physicist's dream vacation in alaska? because of all the cold fission it has. | true |
Sodastream's super bowl ad goes viral after allegedly being banned for bashing coke, pepsi (video) | false |
Why will the usa never go bankrupt? it will just host a telethon. | true |
What did the homeless prostitute's boyfriend call her? his hobo | true |
I used to give anal to other men... but it's all behind me now. | true |
Walmart strike hits 100 cities, but fails to distract black friday shoppers | false |
Whats a vegetables favorite bee gee song? chive talkin' | true |
If you get a divorce in arkansas... ... is she still your sister? | true |
Police van passenger denies freddie gray hurt himself | false |
Eminem opens up about almost 'dissing' kanye west and drake during period of insecurity | false |
We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober. | true |
Women that say size doesn't matter are just? shallow | true |
Why was the broom late? because it overswept. | true |
Hungry ghosts are sated and stimulated in penang | false |
Trump again downplays steve bannon's white house role | false |
What did the scientist say when he created something super basic? extraordinary | true |
'flock of pterosaurs' discovered in single bone bed | false |
Hollywood actors join georgia boycott threats over gay bill | false |
George clooney on why he'll never dye his hair | false |
Cooking off the cuff: pasta e fagioli -- what a difference one new ingredient can make | false |
Scientists discover 83 genetic mutations that help determine your height | false |
When i was your age, i invented the time machine i told my granddad. | true |
I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. self checkouts are awesome. | true |
How do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream! hahahaahhaahhaahha | true |
A reason for every traveler to be thankful | false |
My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... always having me sign her tits. takes forever. | true |
Kate upton in space? rumor has it sports illustrated is floating the model in zero gravity | false |
Lubyanka runs the new russia, much like the old soviet union | false |
Can you afford not being sustainable? (part i) | false |
Who calls for 'concerted effort' to bring down hepatitis c drug costs | false |
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