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What do you call cheese that's not yours ? nacho cheese
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I've always liked prostitutes... personally, i feel like they give me the most bang for the buck.
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Arty's 'grand finale' with fiora marks a return to producer's roots (exclusive)
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The dnc contenders are not interested in your populist moment
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Her this is such a weird way to cut hair
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I lost my mood ring earlier today... i'm not sure how i feel about that.
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Angela merkel (and many other europeans) are falling for charming south tyrol
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Culturally sensitive providers will help bring mental illness out of shadows
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As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... people get heavier, thicker, and slower.
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Seth meyers rips jeff sessions for halting his donald trump party
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Bringing florida to justice, not just george zimmerman
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Students protesting conservative rewrite of history get big endorsement
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Fucked this girl for an hour and 30 seconds last night thanks daylight savings!
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I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... i had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
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How do they package bread at the bakery? they baguette.
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Nature documentaries might offer relief from anxious news cycles
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Russia suspends nuclear agreement, ends uranium research pact with united states
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Steve harvey on why he'll never be the next oprah
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who can't.
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Calling all lesbians: your favorite dating app just rebranded itself
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I am on a seafood diet. every time i see food, i eat it.
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New apps and websites that will change the way you travel in 2014
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The gulf crisis: small states battle it out (part 2 of 4)
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Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam.
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Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick.
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Day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor
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What's so unfunny that it's funny? an anti-joke.
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Councilman calls on baltimore rappers to inspire students
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Joss whedon responds to 'wonder woman' backlash with adorable tweet
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If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
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The most pretentious food terms of all time
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Donald trump serves up piping hot nonsense on obamacare
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What's the difference between a joke and a pussy there's a chance you might actually get a joke.
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Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome
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American swimmer jimmy feigen agrees to donate $11,000 to leave rio
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Why did mr.potato head go to prison. hash browns.
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Why couldn't the chinese herpetologist see out his car window? because it was too froggy outside.
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*flips coin* head or tail? her: that's not how this works!
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Michelle obama on the first family's sleep schedule (photos)
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Chuck norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers.
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Final 'house of cards' season will go forward with robin wright as its lead
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What did the dj say to the jazz musician? take me to the airport.
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Everything you need to know about when to go to the doctor's office
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Your favorite avant-garde, shock filmmaker is an artist now
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Amid daca uncertainty, states open professions to ‘dreamers’
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Hastert's hometown doesn't recognize man in sexual misconduct claims
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Exercise: the best medicine for doctors and patients
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France fires first airstrikes on islamic state in syria
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Zookeepers hope sex will stop panda's 'backwards' behavior
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What does godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? he flips houses
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The most overrated vacation destinations, according to you
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Barneys' skinny disney characters prompt change.org petition: updated (photos, poll)
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? because he had a stinking cold!
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5 people stabbed at california university, suspect killed by police
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My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...he gave me the thumbs up
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Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit will attend on a party evite.
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What did wendy do when she first saw captain hook? she peedherpants
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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist bastards.
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Clinton campaign makes push for arizona, down-ballot races
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Ask a guide: why take a photography tour?
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Why do eyeballs make great comedians? because they are filled with vitreous humor!
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Why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have bills to push around
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I read the instruction manual for my new watch it was about time
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Ruin a date in 5 words... does this smell like chloroform?
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Finding pace: soaking up the three r's of experiential travel
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Most people need a reason to drink, i need a reason not to drink.
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10 florida tours to float your boat (photos)
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I nevur make the same mistake twice. nevur.
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Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back.
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How does one make a nazi? with a ropesy.
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Why is a physicist's dream vacation in alaska? because of all the cold fission it has.
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Sodastream's super bowl ad goes viral after allegedly being banned for bashing coke, pepsi (video)
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Why will the usa never go bankrupt? it will just host a telethon.
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What did the homeless prostitute's boyfriend call her? his hobo
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I used to give anal to other men... but it's all behind me now.
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Walmart strike hits 100 cities, but fails to distract black friday shoppers
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Whats a vegetables favorite bee gee song? chive talkin'
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If you get a divorce in arkansas... ... is she still your sister?
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Police van passenger denies freddie gray hurt himself
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Eminem opens up about almost 'dissing' kanye west and drake during period of insecurity
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We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober.
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Women that say size doesn't matter are just? shallow
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Why was the broom late? because it overswept.
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Hungry ghosts are sated and stimulated in penang
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Trump again downplays steve bannon's white house role
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What did the scientist say when he created something super basic? extraordinary
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'flock of pterosaurs' discovered in single bone bed
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Hollywood actors join georgia boycott threats over gay bill
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George clooney on why he'll never dye his hair
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Cooking off the cuff: pasta e fagioli -- what a difference one new ingredient can make
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Scientists discover 83 genetic mutations that help determine your height
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When i was your age, i invented the time machine i told my granddad.
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I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. self checkouts are awesome.
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How do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream! hahahaahhaahhaahha
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A reason for every traveler to be thankful
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My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... always having me sign her tits. takes forever.
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Kate upton in space? rumor has it sports illustrated is floating the model in zero gravity
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Lubyanka runs the new russia, much like the old soviet union
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Can you afford not being sustainable? (part i)
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Who calls for 'concerted effort' to bring down hepatitis c drug costs
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