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What do you call a finn, who gets something done? -finnished | true |
Awards show recognizes positive representations of bisexuals on tv | false |
Jay leno on bill cosby allegations: 'i don't know why it's so hard to believe women' | false |
Do you like exotic birds? yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two. | true |
Hip-hop group flobots slams youtuber logan paul for ruining its song | false |
Empathy: turning outward to change the world (at least a little bit) | false |
The test for donald trump: win delegates, not just voters | false |
I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from taiwan. he was a real taipei personality. | true |
Murdoch's twenty-first century fox bids $14 billion for british broadcaster | false |
Totally blasting billy joel out of my minivan. i'm like sex on wheels right now. | true |
'the all-knowing buddha': a journey to the heart of tibetan meditation | false |
Hillary clinton is a progressive democrat, despite what you may have heard | false |
How to solve dartmouth's diversity and inclusion challenges | false |
Eco-friendly laundry tips: how to green your spin cycle | false |
Rachel zoe spring 2012: team zoe's top five picks (photos) | false |
Thug kitchen: roasted strawberry salad recipe ain't nothin' but plant nachos | false |
I really hope trump gets elected... since i've never seen a president get assassinated before. | true |
Ted nugent says parkland survivors are ‘liars’ and ‘have no soul’ | false |
Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? because it's low-hanging fruit | true |
Ioana hociota, grand canyon bride, dies in 300-foot fall | false |
Why is six afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender... | true |
It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. it's really easy being poor now. | true |
What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? i fucking rock. | true |
Newest head cracker: do you hear 'brainstorm' or 'green needle'? | false |
What do you call half a ginger? george. | true |
Wings are the leading cause of bird flew | true |
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way i do. | true |
What is reddit's favorite song? karma police by radiohead. | true |
Trump supporters are irrational, racists, misogynists... and some, i assume, are good people. | true |
Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks. --william shakespeare (i think) | true |
An & was driving down the street until it rear-anded me. | true |
Was my french teacher into golden showers? oui. courtesy of stewart francis. | true |
Kathryn e. delmez on carrie mae weems at the frist | false |
Why do computer programmers confuse halloween with christmas? because oct31 = dec25 | true |
Dear angry male 'doctor who' fans -- calm down | false |
Child custody: obese father plans hunger strike after losing custody | false |
Do cios need passion to succeed? analysts debate | false |
Is your refrigerator operating properly? then you'd better go catch it... wait.. | true |
Why did amd release black edition cpu? cause they run faster than white. | true |
Quiz: which states are searching for buddha, or allah, or satan? | false |
I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. i don't understand why, i'm always hard at work. | true |
Q: how did the redneck find his sister in the woods? a: pretty hot | true |
Ted cruz pays visit to former new hampshire governor john sununu | false |
What do you call someone who is afraid of santa? claus-trophobic | true |
Banks’ embrace of jumbo mortgages means fewer loans for blacks, hispanics | false |
Stop saying there are no qualified women out there | false |
I'm surprised more people don't photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures. | true |
Ned stark just confirmed the mother of all spoilers | false |
Pope's message to congress: have compassion for the most vulnerable among us | false |
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras. | true |
10 emerald weddings ideas inspired by pantone's 2013 color of the year | false |
Capitalize on the we space to grow your business | false |
Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your asian friend! - every cellphone ad ever | true |
Sleep apnea: a type 2 diabetes risk factor? | false |
Gps guide: caroline myss shares 14 principles of happiness | false |
Louis c.k. to host snl with musical guest fun november 3 | false |
Why is it so hard to order pizza from me? i'll update with the hilarious punchline later... | true |
Florida executes white man for killing black victim for first time ever | false |
Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is. | true |
Brazil now has a president no one voted for | false |
Eric trump poses with woman wearing 'latina against trump' shirt | false |
Brandy’s feeling the sweet, sweet blues on her new song | false |
My favourite machine at the gym is the television. | true |
Summer music festivals: which concert packs the most bang for your buck? (infographic) | false |
'you're making mama sad' is a dirty, dirty lie | false |
Social media anxiety: 6 ways to avoid social media stress during & after divorce | false |
Tweeters refuse to let donald trump take credit for booming house sales | false |
I was going to tell a salt joke... but it's just sodium stupid. | true |
James comey's hometown friends and family defend his character | false |
My cell only calls gay people i think it's a homophone | true |
Outdoor fitness: sharing the joy of working out outside | false |
Have you heard about the man that sells corn? he's a bit... ...corny... | true |
I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... sundae school. | true |
What do you call a seagull over the bay? a bagel | true |
If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject. | true |
What is the greatest joke in the world? my life. my life is a joke. | true |
Foods that reduce your risk of allergies and asthma | false |
Leslie jones turns her internet hack lemons into comedy lemonade | false |
Trevor noah sniffs out another appalling thing ben carson has done | false |
My lame rpg joke. what do you call a thief with steel armor? a stealer!!!!! | true |
What, to the american slave, is your fourth of july? | false |
What's the main difference between light and hard? i can go to sleep with a light on | true |
How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? turn it upside down. | true |
Typical adults eat enough salt to damage heart | false |
Women's march organizers are planning a 'day without a woman' | false |
Margaret atwood has some fixes for a crisis that's slowly 'killing us' | false |
Your lack of sleep is not helping you make any friends | false |
Last time i did drugs i dated an all-in-one printer for 3 days, so no thank you. | true |
Web series the couple proves black relationships still a necessity on television | false |
Tourist left paralyzed and stranded in hawaii, finally gets flight back home | false |
Prosecutors withdraw warrant to search dakota access protesters' facebook accounts | false |
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? miami mice ! | true |
Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. | true |
How many fingers do i have up? - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny | true |
Where did sally go during the bombing? everywhere. | true |
Want to be inspired and authentic? start writing more | false |
Privacy battle brewing: are linknyc kiosks surveillance devices? | false |
14yo: have you ever smoked marijuana? me: today? 14yo: what? me: what? | true |
Dog shifts truck into gear, sends it into lake | false |
What do you call a muslim flying an airplane a pilot | true |
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