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What do you call a finn, who gets something done? -finnished
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Awards show recognizes positive representations of bisexuals on tv
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Jay leno on bill cosby allegations: 'i don't know why it's so hard to believe women'
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Do you like exotic birds? yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two.
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Hip-hop group flobots slams youtuber logan paul for ruining its song
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Empathy: turning outward to change the world (at least a little bit)
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The test for donald trump: win delegates, not just voters
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I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from taiwan. he was a real taipei personality.
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Murdoch's twenty-first century fox bids $14 billion for british broadcaster
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Totally blasting billy joel out of my minivan. i'm like sex on wheels right now.
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'the all-knowing buddha': a journey to the heart of tibetan meditation
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Hillary clinton is a progressive democrat, despite what you may have heard
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How to solve dartmouth's diversity and inclusion challenges
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Eco-friendly laundry tips: how to green your spin cycle
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Rachel zoe spring 2012: team zoe's top five picks (photos)
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Thug kitchen: roasted strawberry salad recipe ain't nothin' but plant nachos
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I really hope trump gets elected... since i've never seen a president get assassinated before.
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Ted nugent says parkland survivors are ‘liars’ and ‘have no soul’
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Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? because it's low-hanging fruit
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Ioana hociota, grand canyon bride, dies in 300-foot fall
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Why is six afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender...
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It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. it's really easy being poor now.
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What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? i fucking rock.
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Newest head cracker: do you hear 'brainstorm' or 'green needle'?
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What do you call half a ginger? george.
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Wings are the leading cause of bird flew
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It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way i do.
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What is reddit's favorite song? karma police by radiohead.
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Trump supporters are irrational, racists, misogynists... and some, i assume, are good people.
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Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks. --william shakespeare (i think)
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An & was driving down the street until it rear-anded me.
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Was my french teacher into golden showers? oui. courtesy of stewart francis.
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Kathryn e. delmez on carrie mae weems at the frist
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Why do computer programmers confuse halloween with christmas? because oct31 = dec25
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Dear angry male 'doctor who' fans -- calm down
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Child custody: obese father plans hunger strike after losing custody
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Do cios need passion to succeed? analysts debate
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Is your refrigerator operating properly? then you'd better go catch it... wait..
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Why did amd release black edition cpu? cause they run faster than white.
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Quiz: which states are searching for buddha, or allah, or satan?
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I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. i don't understand why, i'm always hard at work.
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Q: how did the redneck find his sister in the woods? a: pretty hot
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Ted cruz pays visit to former new hampshire governor john sununu
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What do you call someone who is afraid of santa? claus-trophobic
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Banks’ embrace of jumbo mortgages means fewer loans for blacks, hispanics
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Stop saying there are no qualified women out there
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I'm surprised more people don't photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
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Ned stark just confirmed the mother of all spoilers
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Pope's message to congress: have compassion for the most vulnerable among us
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Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
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10 emerald weddings ideas inspired by pantone's 2013 color of the year
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Capitalize on the we space to grow your business
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Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your asian friend! - every cellphone ad ever
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Sleep apnea: a type 2 diabetes risk factor?
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Gps guide: caroline myss shares 14 principles of happiness
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Louis c.k. to host snl with musical guest fun november 3
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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me? i'll update with the hilarious punchline later...
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Florida executes white man for killing black victim for first time ever
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Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.
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Brazil now has a president no one voted for
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Eric trump poses with woman wearing 'latina against trump' shirt
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Brandy’s feeling the sweet, sweet blues on her new song
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My favourite machine at the gym is the television.
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Summer music festivals: which concert packs the most bang for your buck? (infographic)
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'you're making mama sad' is a dirty, dirty lie
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Social media anxiety: 6 ways to avoid social media stress during & after divorce
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Tweeters refuse to let donald trump take credit for booming house sales
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I was going to tell a salt joke... but it's just sodium stupid.
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James comey's hometown friends and family defend his character
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My cell only calls gay people i think it's a homophone
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Outdoor fitness: sharing the joy of working out outside
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Have you heard about the man that sells corn? he's a bit... ...corny...
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I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... sundae school.
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What do you call a seagull over the bay? a bagel
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If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject.
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What is the greatest joke in the world? my life. my life is a joke.
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Foods that reduce your risk of allergies and asthma
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Leslie jones turns her internet hack lemons into comedy lemonade
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Trevor noah sniffs out another appalling thing ben carson has done
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My lame rpg joke. what do you call a thief with steel armor? a stealer!!!!!
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What, to the american slave, is your fourth of july?
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What's the main difference between light and hard? i can go to sleep with a light on
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How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? turn it upside down.
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Typical adults eat enough salt to damage heart
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Women's march organizers are planning a 'day without a woman'
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Margaret atwood has some fixes for a crisis that's slowly 'killing us'
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Your lack of sleep is not helping you make any friends
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Last time i did drugs i dated an all-in-one printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
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Web series the couple proves black relationships still a necessity on television
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Tourist left paralyzed and stranded in hawaii, finally gets flight back home
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Prosecutors withdraw warrant to search dakota access protesters' facebook accounts
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? miami mice !
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Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
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How many fingers do i have up? - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
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Where did sally go during the bombing? everywhere.
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Want to be inspired and authentic? start writing more
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Privacy battle brewing: are linknyc kiosks surveillance devices?
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14yo: have you ever smoked marijuana? me: today? 14yo: what? me: what?
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Dog shifts truck into gear, sends it into lake
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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane a pilot
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