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Hacking your genome: how insurance companies legally discriminate against you and your family | false |
Report: revolving door gave goldman access to fed secrets | false |
What 'inside out' film teaches us about embracing all sides of our emotions | false |
Challenger video: new footage of 1986 space shuttle disaster unearthed (video) | false |
I've never had a beer explode in my car. i've never left a beer alone that long. | true |
Boy who's going blind granted wish to see northern lights, says they're like 'watercolors' in sky | false |
My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. | true |
How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room* | true |
This gorgeous wonder woman burger will have you salivating | false |
What is the capital of greece? more than the capital of the uk. | true |
Why do people dislike going to the dentist? because he is boring. | true |
Seahawks game turns ugly as fans throw food at ejected player | false |
Me: i look great today fluorescent lights: i can fix that. | true |
Lea michele and new boyfriend step out together for first time | false |
What do you call a russian with three testicles? hudyanika bolokov | true |
The new york wheel is the most incredibly epic way to see a city | false |
If you couldn't tell, i am into fitness. fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth! | true |
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? a wind tunnel. :d | true |
A million reasons why los angeles could end homelessness | false |
Public citizen launches new campaign against hospital formula-pack handouts | false |
Son of sam i am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods. | true |
Have you guys seen the movie called constipation? no? that's cuz it hasn't come out yet... | true |
What's red, white, and black all over? a newspaper | true |
The republican party today is similar to the democratic party of the late 1850s | false |
Having dinner with my phone and some people. | true |
I like my women like i like my milk rich, white, and 2% fat. | true |
What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? salvador deli. | true |
12 photos that will make you believe in love | false |
How to help pregnant women affected by nepal earthquake | false |
Huffpollster: ted cruz and john kasich battle for second place in michigan | false |
Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? because they have no buccaneers! happy speak like a pirate day! | true |
What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? a chemystery. | true |
Go see '20th century women' this weekend to support planned parenthood | false |
Chicago rapper says 'chi-raq' is 'exploitative and problematic' | false |
Prada 'smoking' shoes dangle cigarettes from your toes (photos, poll) | false |
Running on empty: one runner's firsthand account of disordered eating | false |
What's an anagram for banach tarski? ransack habit | true |
Vintage salad recipes that make healthy eating impossible | false |
Pastor blasts trump's 'shithole' comments in front of mike pence | false |
I kept wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. then it hit me. | true |
At last, a herb related joke it's about thyme | true |
How do you get dick from richard? buy him dinner first. | true |
What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? non-habit forming | true |
How to clean: the best way to store your bed linens | false |
John duran and john d'amico, hiv positive west hollywood council members, discuss hiv/aids | false |
Definition whats another definition of a goatee? a gay mans bullseye | true |
Why was pavlov's hair so soft? because classical conditioning! | true |
Irish prime minister uses st. patrick's day to praise immigration in front of trump | false |
I can't wait until i'm 69. it's going to be hilarious. | true |
When is a car no longer a car? when it turns into a driveway | true |
U.s. ice dancing team breaks down after 'heartbreaking' mistake | false |
Can you heal from severe depression? this author says yes | false |
I asked mom once how she knew dad was the one. because, she replied, dna tests don't lie. | true |
Why was the burrito embarrassed? it saw the salad dressing. | true |
Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? incase onion rings | true |
'meet the sloths' premiere recap: too cute or tmi? | false |
How does a person with less than 50 dollars become a millionaire? knawledge! | true |
Scotland to give low-income women free menstrual products in new pilot initiative | false |
How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? it's not hard. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! abel ! abel who ? abel to see you ha ha! | true |
Runner & stone: one editor's obsession with orange flower water brioche (photo) | false |
Jessica williams and phoebe robinson want comedy to stop ignoring black women | false |
Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. that's how that works, right? | true |
I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. they have no soles | true |
I sometimes miss people i love quite a bit... but my aim is getting better. | true |
10 surprising things you didn't know about your skin | false |
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. | true |
Sir mix-a-lot's 'baby got back' gets a stomping country twang | false |
Tom cotton explores link between disability benefits, heroin epidemic | false |
What words men never want to hear during sex? hi honey, i'm home. | true |
What did the bird say when it flew into the window? owl | true |
Boss who asked transgender woman 'what are you?' agrees to significant settlement | false |
Turkish president says women and men can't be equal | false |
Bill o’reilly’s advertisers can’t keep looking the other way | false |
Jessica biel, justin timberlake make new york city their runway (photos) | false |
Not just ayotzinapa: a day in a narco-ravaged mexican city | false |
You should leave your wife... the secret note i leave on my husband's windshield every morning... | true |
I finally figured out the secret to click bait. | true |
Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my cock! | true |
A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven. | true |
The only time that i get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room. | true |
Every sentient & non-sentient conglomeration of molecules on this earth has a bf. wtf. | true |
Why do republicans use rulers? they want everything to be straight. | true |
Your sunday meal prep: get through the week with shawarma and more | false |
Haters gonna hate. procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow... | true |
Florida may be the worst state in which to get pregnant now | false |
So they finally proved the last part of einstein theory of relativity. it's about time. | true |
It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube. | true |
All-girls t-ball team takes on boys, is nobody's 'sweetie' | false |
Model natalia vodianova: 'work as a model wasn't enriching for me' | false |
A final lesson for grads: learn the 22 keys to career success | false |
Hui gao, new zealand's 'accidental millionaire' sentenced to 5 years in prison (video) | false |
This wedding stunt could have gone terribly wrong (video) | false |
Rex tillerson's state department reorganizer resigns after just 3 months | false |
What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? gatoraids. | true |
Wwdc 2013: apple rumors abound for the future of ios, 'iradio' and more | false |
My sister lost her voice and told me this joke | true |
Exclusive interview: temple grandin on how to thrive with autism | false |
So many people are falling off hoverboards on video | false |
Your perfect holiday outfit is already in your closet... just add these affordable accessories | false |
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