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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early romans ? speaking latin ! | true |
Why was the peanut so salty? because it got r o a s t e d | true |
Cory kennedy, cobra snake it girl, and her life after rehab (video) | false |
A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says we don't serve your typo here | true |
How to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary! | false |
Virgins so a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. no one gets it. | true |
I was addicted to hokey pokey. but i turned myself around. | true |
Were any famous men born on your birthday? no, only little babies. | true |
If you could have one super power what would it be? cold war russia. | true |
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? he had a reptile-dysfunction. | true |
If daily fantasy isn’t gambling, why did draftkings and fanduel apply for gambling licenses? | false |
This valentine's day, love the one you work with | false |
Why kind of cigarettes do hawaiians smoke? mahalo bro lights. | true |
Wear it, don't bear it: gun iconography in fashion | false |
What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? in da nile | true |
This great dane throws a tantrum better than a toddler | false |
My girlfriend told me i was average... .. but i think she was just being mean... | true |
Former texas trooper pleads not guilty in arrest of sandra bland | false |
I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... too bad she cantalope :( | true |
Twitter updated their terms of service. now it just says abandon hope all ye who enter here. | true |
What my mom's habits taught me about overspending | false |
Father, son have first argument; baby insists on calling his dad 'bob' (video) | false |
Did you hear bruce jenner was in a car accident? he was unhurt but his tranny was damaged. | true |
Trump keeps citing a paris agreement study that seriously misses the point | false |
Prostate cancer **;** edit: *but seriously, cancer isn't funny.* | true |
Q: what do you call it when you lease false teeth? a: a dental rental. | true |
What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? mitosis! | true |
Two arrested in slaying of ucla student andrea delvesco | false |
Everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive | true |
Reince priebus: republican presidential hopefuls shouldn't run as third party candidates | false |
Kooky, spooky house that 'raps' macklemore helped raise $10,000 for charity | false |
Gunmen kill at least 22 passengers aboard pakistani buses | false |
Trump reportedly never reimbursed lawyer for $130,000 to stormy daniels | false |
My golf game is a lot like my ipad, i don't have an ipad. | true |
Inventor of soup: wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich | true |
Stars show us how to embrace messy hair in this week's best & worst beauty (photos) | false |
Mom-to-be includes late husband in heartbreaking maternity shoot | false |
An irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen. | true |
What johnny mercer song does december 21st remind you of? autumn leaves. | true |
Anti-abortion democrats want to remind hillary clinton that they exist | false |
Miranda kerr vacations in bora bora, rocks white bikini (photos, video) | false |
A getaway to palm springs and coachella valley | false |
Why do tampons have strings? so vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea. | true |
Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? they gave each other the willies. | true |
Weighing a high court nominee trashes the constitution, republican says | false |
What's the difference between a woman and a plate? you can't lick a woman dry. rimshot* | true |
How an open office may be sabotaging your workday | false |
Merkel deputy: refugee arrivals in germany will top 1 million in 2015 | false |
George r. r. martin is gonna drink some tequila and finally finish his next damn book | false |
Deep fried turkey with sam sifton and bon appetit (video) | false |
What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? his carrion bag. | true |
Going the extra mile to help save africa's elephants | false |
I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to mars. i'm guaranteed to find water. | true |
Is the best shampoo simply baking soda and apple cider vinegar? (photos) | false |
What has ten legs and nine arms? def leppard | true |
The supreme court rules that christianity is not christian | false |
What soft drink do pigs like best? root beer. | true |
My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. it was delicious. | true |
Q: why did the invisible man look in the mirror? a: to make sure he still wasn't there. | true |
What to do when you don't like your friend's spouse-to-be | false |
What do you call a vietcong that's been hit by napalm? charlie brown | true |
Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? at the howliday inn! | true |
Why can't buddhists vacuum in corners? because they don't have attachments! | true |
Corporations less prominent at donald trump's republican national convention | false |
Celebrities honor sir roger moore with touching tributes on social media | false |
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? he gave her a ring | true |
I was awakened with a blowjob today i need to start sleeping with my mouth closed. | true |
Hero who drove jeep off tow truck: 'they're sharks ... so i put it in drive' | false |
Turkish police move to disperse istanbul pride rally | false |
Quit smoking is so easy i quit at least a thousand times already edited :d | true |
My girlfriend says i'm hopeless at fixing appliances... well, she's in for a shock. | true |
What do you call a blind german? a nazi. | true |
I used to have a fear of speed bumps but i'm slowly getting over it | true |
What did the bear say after eating the doctor? i feel m.d. inside. | true |
Trump ally: president was likely wrong on obama wiretapping claim | false |
Dawn beckley's gps guide on finding your inner strength | false |
I'm a tire in real life it's a wheel hassle. | true |
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies i packed in my son's lunch box | true |
Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair. | true |
What is the point of owning a fish? they are just furniture with the ability to die. | true |
What do you call a dog with iron balls? sparky. | true |
Centcom allegedly masked u.s. failures in beating back isis | false |
Model kitchen, cookbook by real models, launched by cesar casier | false |
Wealth school: being fabulous -- the spirit of eli davidson | false |
It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat... their names are pots and pans. | true |
First 4 enlisted women will soon report for duty aboard u.s. navy submarine | false |
So my freind told me he works at a music store. sounds fun | true |
Why did obama tap merkel's phone? to hear a smart politician. | true |
What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? a neigh-maker | true |
You called me muffin....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip? | true |
Benjamin button *benjamin who?* benjamin *who's there* knock knock | true |
I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my roomba. | true |
How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit. | true |
How is a woman like an electrical fuse? when they blow, you got no power!! | true |
My sister said to me: where do tie fighters sit in church? in the *pew*. | true |
Have you ever woken up because of a boner? alarm cock. | true |
My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... she keeps it in the fridge. | true |
Knock knock who's there? kgb. kgb wh-- vee vill ask za questions! | true |
I know this great knock knock joke.. but you have to start it. go ahead. | true |
Why are there no knock knock jokes about america? cause' freedom rings | true |
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