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Why did god invent women? you think he's gonna wash the dishes?
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After costly campaigns, much hangs in balance as alaskans go to polls
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Did you hear about the mexican carpet salesman? he was sacked for only selling underlay!
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Describe yourself in three words. me: responds poorly to authority
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This deodorant says avoid contact with eyes too late...i've already seen it.
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Premier inn hotel chain installs noise meters to target loud guests
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Nancy pelosi: gop health care plan would make 'being a woman a preexisting condition'
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Knock knock. who's there? baby owl. baby owl who? baby owl see you later baby not.
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Universe aligns, gives us a honking cat (video)
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What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? i'm glad you all came!
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Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? you might have wham!nesia...
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Why were the ten commandments so powerful? because they were set in stone.
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My signature move is signing a piece of paper.
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Dana carvey is king of halloween impressions on 'the tonight show'
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5 excellent honeymoon destinations you don't need a plane to get to
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Post-snowden, the nsa's future rests on this man's shoulders
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Bad date stories that prove your dating life could be a lot worse (photos)
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8 simple questions to capture the school year
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What is donald trump's favorite counter strike map? de_port
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After dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon
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Trump: i swear i won't order the military to break international law
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Apparently john cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. now you really can't see him.
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Which 20th century business tycoon was a top? the one who could really rock-a-feller
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Usain bolt, fastest in the world, loses final solo career race
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Crayons are a lot like m & m's, all the colors taste the same.
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? he wipes his butt.
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Hotel butlers let you live like lord of the manor
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? in case he got a hole in one
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Wedding photobomb: awkward photo fails at nuptials (photos)
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I just bought a tent with a toilet in it shit's intense
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What do you call a guy that steals burgers? a hamburglar!
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When i got divorced, we split the house. i got the outside....
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Knock knock who's there ! asia ! asia who ? asia mum in?
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The painting depicting cops as pigs is back on the capitol wall ... again
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Drag brunch protest defused as drag queen, catholic priest reach an understanding
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Thanks for the heart attack, chinese menu under the door while i'm watching a scary movie.
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Don't joke about arthritis it's too close to the bone
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Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. better idea, i know
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Lisa rinna lip trouble is the topic of conversation on 'today' (video)
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Oh we have ways of making people talk.
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I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. it came out of the green.
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A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies
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What do black people and bikes have in common? both get thrown out when they have no use
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What to do with boxes of old letters?
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Kris kobach claims it’s not that hard for would-be voters to prove citizenship
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When it comes to ted talks, no one rises to the occasion like jesus
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The problem with facebook is no one can agree on a metaphor
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About to eat at the cheesecake factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole.
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7 reasons maple syrup is good for something other than pancakes
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#trumpafamousquote finally puts all those great words trump knows to use
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Uab running back greg bryant declared brain dead after shooting (updated)
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These 9 cliches may sum up everything you need to know about life
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My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
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36 reasons to be optimistic about the ocean
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So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it.
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Why no pants on? we think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
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A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... it was posthummus.
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Should i have a baby after 35? no 35 children is enough.
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Kanye west doesn't want you to see yeezy season 5, but here it is anyway
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The style selfie rears its head at the emmy's
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Meditation in action: how to turn running into a mindfulness practice
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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Why are libraries so strict? because they have to go by the book.
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Winter workout tips that'll keep you motivated through the new year
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Armed forces will make history at d.c.'s gay pride parade
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Faith, fact and fiction: three expectation extravaganza superstars
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Some guy got drake's mixtape art tattooed on his neck because yolo
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Kfc's new 'watt a box' will charge your phone battery while you eat
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Pippa middleton named 'sinner of the year,' capping off less-than-stellar year
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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? my hand
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Smell breakfast all day long with an adorable scented necklace
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What's a mimes favorite class at school? speech and debate
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You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone.
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5 simple ways to fight the patriarchy from your phone
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Bill maher to hillary clinton: 'just go away'
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Policing 'stop and frisk' with 'stop and track' policing
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Whoops! trump tweeted at the wrong theresa may
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Finding little moments of joy this holiday season
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I like my coffee like my women... black and bitter, preferably fairtrade
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How can u make a difference? good mourning! *(this pun is baaad and i feel terrible about it)*
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What do planets like read? comet books! edit: what do planets like to read?**
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What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? depends.
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Iconic landmarks go dark in honor of las vegas massacre victims
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How to kick your nail-biting habit once and for all
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A social gathering without food is called a don't.
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Joe scarborough to donald trump: you're acting like a racist bigot
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Why did the cowboy's car stop? it had injun (engine) trouble.
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The best (almost) spring nail polish shade is deep coral (photos)
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Someone shit in your fridge? well get a new family
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Misleading food songs: these aren't really about eating
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What driver doesn't have a license? a screw driver.
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That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.
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Drake just dropped the video for 'god's plan' and it's a happy tear-jerker
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Donald trump will run for president ... when the cubs win world series.
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Why does father christmas come down the chimney? it helps him slide down with ease,
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Lady gaga discusses bisexuality, gay icon status in 'attitude'
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I hate ramen noodles. *checks bank account balance* i love ramen noodles!
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'scandal' assassination twist makes it clear why abc delayed premiere
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Dear noah, we could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. sincerely, the unicorns
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Ryan reynolds uses 'the bachelor' for shameless 'deadpool' promotion
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