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Once i've read about the perils of alcoholism i've decided to stop... ...reading.
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Can women really make you a millionaire?? the answer is yes only if you are already a billionaire
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Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000? i'd do it for free, bitch.
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Who was the fattest member of nsync? joey fatone
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How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? mini-mom wage.
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Sometimes you have to end a relationship because of the way they chew.
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Can a french friar end the 21st-century slave trade?
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Why ian mckellan thinks gay men are more masculine than straight men
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Why do peasants watch the weather channel? to get the serf report
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What does ramen and ketchup taste like together? poverty.
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Mother's day parade shooting: at least 17 wounded during new orleans festivities
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Three elephants fell off a cliff. two fell on land. one fell in the water. boom-boom-chhh!
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Cooking off the cuff: chestnuts - but not old chestnuts
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Girls wait for the perfect guy: disney's fault. guys wait for the perfect girl: playboy's fault.
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7 steps to raising stellar, successful, self-sufficient children
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Lincoln's ghost has surprising response to donald trump's gettysburg speech
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Where to watch nfl abroad: 8 life-saving bars for football fans
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Have any of you heard back from d yet? deez nutz haha got em
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Where do bee's go to the bathroom? at the bp station.
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Dunbar's number: why celebrity train wrecks grab your attention
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Those 'moderate' senate republicans are caving fast on obamacare repeal
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A-sides with jon chattman: it's free to love singer/songwriter lp
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You are the toothpaste to my orange juice.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome: who's at risk and how to prevent its disabling effects
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Cops: you were driving while intoxicated me: i was in no condition to walk
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Kelly osbourne gray hair 'something i've wanted to do my whole life' (video)
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What do you call an angry iron man at a skrillex concert? stark raving mad
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Broomhilda & django broomhilda never knows when django is in the mood cause the d is silent.
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Why did the square divorce the circle? it was sleeping around.
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Donald trump jr. tweets about 'julius caesar' after top lawmaker and others shot
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What in the world are we going to talk about for two weeks???
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*donates my body to science* science: no thank you
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What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? a woman will blow one every time.
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Hank hill works at an s&m sex shop and he sells pro-pain accessories.
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What's it called when an arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? post-hummus
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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? space bars
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High-tech airport terminals: is mobile boarding the wave of the future?
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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? a pirate aye!
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Tsa terrorist profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in us airports.
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I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything.
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Steve ballmer made a new twitter account, and used it to make a surprising announcement
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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? owch! it hertz
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Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching karate kid.
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Native american students sue the u.s. government over dismal education
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? usain bolt can finish a race. edit: grammar
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It's great to get laid, it's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off.
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Lgbt history month icon of the day: john amaechi
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Dear human: a desperate plea from your dog
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Universe has finite lifespan, higgs boson calculations suggest
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What do you get if you take off the red dot on the japanese flag? the french flag!
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Emma watson shows how to wear white after labor day
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Chuck grassley says senate can't just 'stonewall' clinton's supreme court nominees
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Old milk is just like cold milk except you didn't c what you were getting into.
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What did little suzy spy with her little eye? a cataract.
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Wada recommends banning russian athletes from 2016 rio olympics
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The junkie tried but couldn't quit all of his efforts were in vein
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Nba let kia ruin the coolest nba dunk ever proposed
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The way this woman got back at her cheating boyfriend is just perfect
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The coloring book that turns into one stunning panel of wall art
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Why was the intelligent heineken upset? 'cus the bud's wiser.
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Progressive new laws tackle florida's woeful rape case record and the spread of hiv
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6 ways to get on new york's sh*t list
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The stylelist blogger network puts a ring on it (photos)
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How many volunteers do we have for the army? 384 sir okay round them up 400 sir
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Trump is bragging about his latino support in nevada. here’s why numbers aren’t what they seem.
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Don't give your heart to someone unless you're 100% certain that you're dead.
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Cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice
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Family members fight for right to visit ailing relatives
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I tried to take a picture of some fog... i mist. ^i'll^see^myself^out^bye!
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Melissa mccarthy's hair is the best part of her emmys 2014 look
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What did the cannibal have for lunch? baked beings (beans).
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Race and the soul of the country -- an open letter to people of faith
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It's impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
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What's black white and red all over? a police shootout
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Attention, guys wearing skinny jeans, you took the phrase getting into her pants the wrong way
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Can't believe sting isn't the lead singer of the scorpions
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The top 10 items you don't need on your baby registry
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Bradley cooper sports pink rollers on movie set (photo)
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Huffpost headline quiz: feb. 17 to feb. 27
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Gf (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours me: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket
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When god eats mushrooms he has delusions of regular.
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Something people in walmart have? colds. something people in walmart are missing? ankles.
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How to survive the holiday season? book a sitter
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What do you get when you mix t and c? angry british people!
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste!
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How twitter bots and sockpuppets used trump's tweets to mess with virginia's governor's race
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Diana ross is the ultimate diva in a scarf and hoops (photo)
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Good cop: if you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. fad cop: hey macarena!
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You will send me nudes this is on reddit.
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My wife and i laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.
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San francisco radio stations ban lorde's 'royals' until after world series
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I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. barbarians.
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Sir, on a scale, how much do you weigh?
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Babesiosis: more than 1,100 cases reported in 2011
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Q: what part of the road is always crying? a: the breakdown lane.
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Amanda jo stephen, jaywalking suspect, handcuffed and thrown to ground by cops (raw video)
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Why did corporate reformers overlook newark's children and families?
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Bill maher: don't put al franken in with roy moore, kevin spacey or donald trump
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These drag superstars are searching for the world's first drag supermonster
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Stop reckless drilling: a new year's resolution for our ocean
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