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'super fun kid time,' website created by 9-year-old, ensures no kid will ever be bored again
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My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
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Explosive facebook memo defended company's strategy, even if it got people killed
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I like my women like i like my dragons... jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold.
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People who don't understand what i'm trying to say are anti-semantics.
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Mackenzie bourg's whitney houston cover is why we used to love ‘american idol’
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The top 10 workout songs for may 2013
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Suspect in kim jong nam's murder also sickened by toxic nerve agent, police say
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The best canned chicken noodle soup: our taste test results
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Opening credits video: wife recreates tv title sequences for husband's birthday gift (video)
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Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! losers.
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What do you call a salmon that sets a good example? a roe model.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Kate middleton trademark for official charity is a great idea
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I once was lost, but now i'm drunk, was blind but now, i pee.
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So is the 2020 election season open yet? or is the succession now inherited?
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The #republicanclasswar's new front: social security for the disabled
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Tommy jordan, dad who shot daughter's laptop, says he'd do it again (video)
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I don't like bone jokes.. i don't find them humerus.
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I don't know where you're from. but in this country... ...we're all from america.
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Seth meyers shreds gop hypocrisy over donald trump's attacks on amazon
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If at first you don't succeed, come sit next to me
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What did justin verlander finish on friday? kate's back.
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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? about eighty years
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Artist makes exhibit out of thousands of pb&js as tribute to mom's packed lunches
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How does michael j. fox deal with his parkinson's disease? he just shakes it off.
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Met a microbiologist this morning he was bigger than i expected.
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? they're making headlines!
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Uk faces biggest terrorism threat in its history: minister
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New bmws don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore they're now located in the driver seat
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Genders are like political parties... there are many, but only 2 actually matter.
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Getting married: 7 questions to ask yourself before tying the knot
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A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. luckily, nobody was injured.
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In my opinion scotland should be independent, otherwise mel gibson died for nothing
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What do you call someone who is great at casting?? a mastercaster hahahahahah
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How many spiders are in your vagina right now? the answer may surprise you.
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Are you sitting on the f5 key? because your backside is refreshing.
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How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. no curves
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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved.... i'll show my self out
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Wanna hear a joke about cats? haha, just kitten.
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Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly i think he was sikh
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Science joke: what do you study to learn about acid? a phd
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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? k9p.
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Woman finds rare purple pearl in date night seafood
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What do books wear on a rainy day? rain quotes
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Multicolored artificial meteor showers launched from a satellite are coming soon
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What did one amorous flea say to the other? i love you aw-flea.
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'ghostbusters' director says he won't reboot another classic movie
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Meet the trans woman running for senate in a mormon state
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Leonardo dicaprio and maggie smith get caught on the kiss cam
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Why did bill clinton cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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What do you call a computer that farts? a compooter. 8d
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Whats the worst part about a black out in detroit? all the pairs of floating eyes
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Friday box office positions 'grown ups 2' ahead of 'pacific rim'
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The last time i was inside a woman was when i visited the statue of liberty
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Craft of the day: light up your space with salt votives
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Diy idea: turn a trophy into a very unique cupcake stand
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Rachel maddow tears into cnn debate format: 'it's a total mess'
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Super bowl prep tip: check your tv for safety
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Two skeptics walk into a bar.. i'd tell you what happens next but noone knows
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You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them
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Unique baby names that are becoming more popular in 2013
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A guide to the ever-evolving cast of characters in donald trump jr.’s russian meeting
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In donald trump's gop, his most loyal supporters have the most to lose
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California farmers agree to give up some of their water
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Why are adult men in power always given the chance to 'grow up’?
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How much americans spend on gas every year
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It looks like disney is making an 'aladdin' prequel about the genie
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A small bird made of oak be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?
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Good and bad fats affect brain health, too
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Now you can get prep delivered to your front door
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What are the three fastest means of communication? internet telephone telawoman.
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On gays, the vatican and the episcopal church
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Girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend
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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? i can't make a vitamin
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Why doesn't santa have any kids? because he only comes once a year.
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Top sanders adviser praises procedure for drafting dnc platform
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It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says cook shit.
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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? he gets pale as a sheet.
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In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.
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Netflix is helping you celebrate pride without even getting off your couch
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Did you see iran play in the world cup? i heard they played like shiate'
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Gop lawmaker doesn't care if the death penalty involves 'being fed to the lions'
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I used to be in a band called missing cat'. you probably saw our posters.
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The doctor is in, but i'm out... of my mind (with worry)
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This is a story about a girl named britney spears and her comeback vmas performance
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This author just released your soon-to-be new favorite queer young adult paranormal novel
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Q: how do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? a: with a pumpkin patch.
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Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Catholic women's event persists despite vatican's rejection of progressive participants
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Maryam mirzakhani, first woman to win math's highest honor, dead at 40
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Why are redditors naturally great at swordfighting? they practice riposting all the time.
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Color feast: 6 deliciously uncommon dining room color combos
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These 21 things make you more attractive to potential love interests
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Michigan state took too long with sexual assault cases, federal investigation finds
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Why does waldo always wear stripes? because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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I once shot a deer in my pajamas... how it got in my pajamas, i will never know.
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What do native americans do for the holidays? nativities.
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 5
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How the khans became a weeklong story: an explainer for howard kurtz
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