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I cannot do this alone: why allies matter to the down syndrome community
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If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.
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I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me.
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Donald trump is working to reset america’s immigration policy and make america white again
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Ramen recipes: other delicious ways to use the packaged noodles (photos)
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The major rookie mistake i made caring for my car
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Ex-college basketball star waits 2 years to send the perfect tweet
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Corporate coalition is forming to fight mississippi's anti-lgbt law
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There's something my mother never realized the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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Jeff sessions marvels at how a judge 'on an island in the pacific' could stall travel ban
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Fall fashion for moms! how (not) to wear the season's hottest trends
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10 ways to avoid being ripped off buying health insurance
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Sasha and malia obama ace holiday dressing at turkey pardoning (photos)
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Q: why did the boy drop his ice cream? a: he was hit by a bus
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Should your zip code determine how long you live?
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I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker.
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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? he gets a pencil and works it out.
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A look back at eminem's image over the years
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Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before i even had a chance to agree with them.
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Steve carell has replaced bruce willis in woody allen’s latest
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Fox news in four words: i'm not racist, but...
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Did you know pillows have their own website? really? well you could knock me down with a feather!
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Widow of kansas hate crime victim tells immigrants america is their home, too
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down? it gets toad away..
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We're obsessed with these wonder-ful kids clothes from gap's new wonder woman line
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? i have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)
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And make it obvious. -what i assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say
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Chocolate lover? ban words like indulge and treat
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Put the punchline before the setup. what's the best way to ruin any joke?
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Who's responsible for what happens to your broken iphone? some say apple.
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What did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'
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There's an open rebellion against animal agriculture, and 2016 was an opening foray
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What do gay polish men like most up their arse? poles.
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Taking candy from an american baby is, like, really hard.
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Vh1 movie 'the breaks' to become a tv series
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'safe purge everyone': tweeters troll donald trump over government shutdown
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Bear breaks into home in russia, eats borscht soup before residents call police (photos)
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Rednecks give head so good i even heard of this asian guy whose eyes bulged out after.
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Donald trump still has an adviser who called for hillary clinton to be shot by firing squad
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Why wasn't rome built in a day? because it was a government job.
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Lance bass defends the kardashians amid lamar odom's hospitalization: 'they saved his life'
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Here's what you need to know about the big court hearing on trump's travel ban
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A ps4 and xbox one get shot the ambulance comes wii u wii u wii u
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North carolina abortion providers fight for ground amid growing hostility
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If i had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me!
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If a cat won an oscar what would he get? an a-cat-emy award.
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Making a difference: the world of giving - authors, books, reading and literacy
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Are hamburgers male? yes because they're boygers not girlgers!
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Answering all the 'how r u' dm's with 'i got my period' is going surprising well
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What do we want? a cure for tourettes! when do we want it? cunt!
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Finally, we can talk about the surprise cameo in 'interstellar'
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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on new years day? because it's the first date.
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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? make me one with everything.
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Portraits of famous people made with spilled food and drinks
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When i get heavier, i am actually easier to pick up. what am i? a woman
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If the t-rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean.
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Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes subreddit it's absurd
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Ricky martin says he and jwan yosef have gotten married
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Ben carson walks back anti-muslim comments with more anti-muslim comments
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Thursday's morning email: judge halts trump's travel ban
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A textbook that paints mexican-americans as lazy could be coming to a school near you
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What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? a vegetarian.
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What workout routine did jesus stick to best? crossfit
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Why do men die before their wives? they *want* to
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Porn sites get more visitors each month than netflix, amazon and twitter combined
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Concentrated hiv epidemics could make aids unbeatable, un expert warns
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Meryl streep almost got 'rumbled' by the rock during academy awards mix-up
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14 amazing stars who never won an acting oscar
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Abuse survivors demand concrete action after pope admits his 'serious errors'
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Mother's day 2012: what do you thank your mom for? (submit your video)
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Surfer bethany hamilton announces pregnancy in sweet family video
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11yo son just walked by. if axe was a drug, i'd be stoned right now.
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I tried to eat a clock once... but it was too time consuming.
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Get a jump on january: 10 steps to your best year yet
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Why is light beer like sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water
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I had so much sex... and i was so sexually drained, you could say i was fucking retarded.
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Me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of australia
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President trump! what about the aliens from space? we need a roof!
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How 'rupaul’s drag race' is teaching straight people about queer culture
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Am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet but i don't know why...
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Worst cook in america embarks on a culinary mission
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'kinky boots' stars skewer 'bathroom bills' with musical ditty
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: i know lemonade, i can do lemonade
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I like my women like i like my coffee... bitter.
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Leo finally won an oscar. his acting must have been a solid 5/7.
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Death toll in brussels bombings rises to 35
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What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? density
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Amid china-india tensions, indian boxer offers to return belt to chinese rival for 'peace'
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A joke so absolutely filthy i can't put it in the title rio olympics
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Do you come from heaven? did it hurt when you landed on your face?
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What's the worst part about being black? even the name has 'lack' in it
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Miley cyrus singing 'silent night' will fill you with holiday spirit
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Man describes wife’s terrifying brush with san bernardino gunman
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Seattle mayor ed murray drops re-election bid amid sex abuse accusations
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What is the difference between jews and pizza jews scream in the oven. i'm going to hell.
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5 almost spring recipes to make this week
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I played uno with my cousins from mexico last weekend. they just call it **one**
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Kris kobach hit with ethics complaint over side gig as paid breitbart columnist
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What kind of drink would a lollipop make? sucker punch.
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