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What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth.
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Patty jenkins officially seals the deal to direct 'wonder woman' sequel
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Selena gomez praises taylor swift's ‘big heart’ in birthday message
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The academy of nutrition and dietetics' big food controversy
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Colbert's trump binge is a brilliant piece of media criticism
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Q: what do a blonde and a car have in common? a: they can both drive you crazy.
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Clintons personally paid state department staffer to maintain server
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The best hotel-hosted super bowl parties in las vegas (photos)
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What do you call a dog who can do magic? a labracadabrador
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Q: why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? a: she wanted to be a nurse.
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'daily show' delivers the most damning argument for changing the redskins' name yet
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There's a petition to rename robert e. lee high school after coach pop
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A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. his resume spoke for itself.
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My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque.
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Google's new 'low key' ceo is so on trend
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'green eggs and ham': celebrating the 52nd anniversary with dr. seuss weddings (photos)
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If cocaine were an old cranky man... he'd say blow me!
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Apparently one in three people cheat. i wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
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Prayer book of wwii veteran returned to family 70 years later
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Kumail nanjiani tells grads to ‘have sex with an immigrant’
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Happy fathers day to all you mother fuckers!
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Donald trump said he is going to do an ama from the space station for upvotes
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Uk prime minister race between leadsom and may heats up
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Submit your best! (puns) what are your best one or two liner puns?
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Larry wilmore drops the n-word on national television
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It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is.
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Finally figured out that 'yolo' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.
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What do you call stephen hawking before he got motor neuron disease? stephen walkin
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The thorn in the side of women over 70
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Behind the scenes with one of broadway's biggest magicians
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How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
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When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in oz was the original catfish.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? it's easy to roast beef...
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How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? she fits into your wife's clothes.
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Why are there so many grammar nazis on the internet? because english majors have no jobs.
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Get down & dirty with sweet potatoes and yams
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Q: what do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? a: stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
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Beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope
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Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
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Here's how to make your favorite foods from south park
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The night before my friend's wedding she told me she didn't want to get married
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A letter to lamees, who is two days old
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Eggs and ham cup: on the go breakfast (photo)
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Our daily guide to the #30up look good, feel good challenge
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Tell you what i know about dwarves very little. i can say that, they look up to me.
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Doctors can benefit in a big way from your online reviews
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Im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth
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Coffee shop refuses to serve man after racist rant against woman in niqab
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Q: how do you catch a red elephant? a: with a red elephant trap.
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Susan hayward's pin-up look... and how to get it (photos)
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What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? autosexual.
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Me: sweetie, i think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. wife: those are earmuffs.
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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? the pawn shop.
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All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.
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What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? white vans.
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A neutron walks into a bar... the bartender hands him a drink and says, 'for you, no charge!'
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What came first the chicken or the egg? the chicken, eggs don't cum.
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Investing in clean water will create much-needed jobs: un
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Life enrichment: bringing meaning, purpose and joy to those with memory loss
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When someone spaces out their ha ha ha's in a text i read it in count dracula's voice
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John legend's fiancee chrissy teigen opens up about their wedding
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Maryland marriage equality fundraiser in new york city brings out the celebrities
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If elon musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology
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Charlie sheen's 'anger management': denise richards to guest star in new show
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Trapped in an internet desert, detroit teens struggle to stay online
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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? helllooooo america!
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What's the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops at three ho's.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? he still lacked common and horse!
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I'm like a cupcake, i'll go straight to your ass, girl.
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The routine mental health screening that could save your life
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My impulsive son throws caution to the wind
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7 books every middle-aged person should read this summer
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How do you fix a pumpkin with a pumpkin patch... i'm so sorry.
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How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? her son's dick tastes funny.
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Private equity tax strategy probed by irs 5 years ago but no formal action taken
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This funny-looking bar is one of the most overlooked pieces of gym equipment (video)
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I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... let me know if you are coming or not.
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How do you know if helen keller just masturbated? she spits when she talks.
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Confucius say... man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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What is green and has cake? grass. the cake is a lie.
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Weekend diy ideas: 8 great ways to fix up your space in less than 2 days (photos)
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Journalists urge republicans not to charge for workspaces at 2016 convention
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'jason bourne' fights to the top of the box office with $60 million debut
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Wild brawl turns yankees-tigers game into fight club
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Ben carson cancels $31,000 furniture order after ethics questions
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Why do black people wear lots of chains? it's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
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So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded and the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs
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It was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes.
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I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in africa.
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Trump plans likely to aggravate u.s. inequality: nobel winner deaton
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I made a list of my favorite asses... it's a big ass list.
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Here's what everyone who doesn't care about soccer is thinking during the world cup
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Why old people don't have sex? have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?
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Aidan and mr. big had a 'sex and the city' reunion
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Wedding live streams up 250 percent in one year
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Why is this year's flu so dangerous for young adults?
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The story behind the new tattoo on my right wrist
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U.s. airways, american airlines reportedly days away from $11 billion merger
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5 ways for stay-at-home parents to get back on the career track
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Sometimes i see a post and think good.. its your own fault
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