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How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their wifi password?
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I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
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The deadly war on drugs, waged by your local swat team
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Bartender at gay bar gives great advice to mom whose son just came out
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Eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people'
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Former new york post reporter on trump: he played 2 sports, 'golf and lying'
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? i cant jelly my dick in your ass
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I'd get a lot more sleep if i didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.
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Black student wins settlement over alleged barneys profiling
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Damn, girl, are you a rollercoaster? 'cause everyone is talking about the ride...
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What do you do when a chemist dies? you barium.
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A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata.
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How many calories do you get from eating pussy? it depends on which way she wipes her ass.
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I like kids, but i don't think i could eat a whole one.
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Dnc chair says tulsi gabbard would have been 'distraction' at debate
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Malaysia strengthens sedition law to include online media ban
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Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is
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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? he had cold feet.
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Woman who is disabled shocked to find no prostheses in her skin tone
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6 healthy carbs to keep in your diet
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Selena gomez gushes about rumored new bf zedd
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I just finished reading mein kampf... pretty good for light reading, i rate it nein out of ten.
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Scientists confirm that some spiders can pretty much base jump
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Camila cabello gets candid about her dramatic split from fifth harmony
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Watch these drunk people attempt to solve an age-old riddle
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Renewable energy standards face challenge from fossil fuel interests
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A blonde gets an acceptance letter to harvard .
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My son loves dogs and is terrified of them. which is exactly how i feel about my wife.
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Five one-of-a kind historic places to visit this spring break
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What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? a small medium at large
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Why are pills white ? because they work.
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Detroit asks whether '67 summer was a 'riot' or a 'rebellion'
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Weekend roundup: why new talks with north korea are in the cards
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'cause 7 was a registered sex offender.
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My friend once said, if i wasn't making cocktails, i'd be a criminal. now he's behind bars.
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Spacex rocket botches landing at sea after successful launch
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What do you call a black man on the moon? *an astronaut*
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What's the only living organ in a corpse? this dick.
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Q: what has more lives than a cat? a: a frog -- it croaks every night.
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Wanna hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.
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What will putin be having for thanksgiving dinner? turkey.
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Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.
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I was born to be a pessimist.. my blood type is b negative.
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I got pulled over drunk driving last night... in my defense i didn't even know i was driving.
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When chuck norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.
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Mommy mommy i dont wanna see grandma! mom: shut up and keep digging.
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Paul krugman: paul ryan's budget plan is 'a fraud'
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Celebrity homes: who's selling, listing, trying to unload? (photos)
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Look at these adorable babies dressed as bob ross, beethoven and more
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The stories that bind us: what are the twenty questions?
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9 forgotten cottages you wish you could rescue (photos)
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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A trip to the barbers... that'll put hairs on your chest.
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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! with an electorate blanket.
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How did hitler check the price of his clothes? he looked at the reichstag.
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Americans are as worried about bad water as heroin
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I lost my watch the other day. i'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when.
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Maybe if i tilt my head to the side i can understand english ~dogs
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Dear men, i can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! love, spiders
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People say i'm just distrusting, but i don't believe them.
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Wedding costs: grooms crowdsource funding to help pay for their wedding (video)
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Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called headmaster?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino elephino
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Where are you when you're in the u.k. waiting for vietnamese soup? pho queue
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Freaky 'terminator'-style material may lead to safer space travel
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Vivian lake, gisele's baby girl, makes debut on facebook (photo)
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Black lawmakers say gop supreme court obstruction is racist
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Britney spears and kim kardashian try to pass off old bikini pics as new (photos)
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It's amazing how people in the desert never starve because of all the sand which is there.
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A joke is a lot like sex neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Why was the egyptian boy confused? his daddy was really a mummy.
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Sex is like grammar. not all guys do good at it.
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Fracking waste affecting water supply in dry california
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Why do gay men hate jesus? it took him three days to rise again.
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Bitter broccoli? genes may be behind our taste preferences, study finds
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By now waldo must be wanted for tax evasion.
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Huckabee, trump and cruz are the three amigos of the gop
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Why racial profiling at airports is surrender to terrorism
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Beaten chinese swimmer doesn't like being called a 'drug cheat' by winner
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Whoever named the white house and the pentagon also probably named oranges.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? none...he fell
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I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. they were fucking in tents.
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Make the little things count teach math to midgets
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Dear daughter, i did not watch the vma's this year
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Real grandmas get the real 'magic mike' treatment ... for real
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The bachelorette’s ‘whaboom’ guy was the actual worst
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Adriana lima's style evolution: from brazilian beauty queen to victoria's secret angel (photos)
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Bill maher wades into 3d-printed gun debate on 'real time' (video)
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Discontinued ben & jerry's flavors we wish would come back (deathmatch)
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What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? the woman.
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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? all my apollo-gies.
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Fictional characters whose lives would have been vastly improved by an abortion
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9 steps to a healthful cold weather season for your children
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What's the best thing about living in switzerland? well, the flags a big plus.
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5 great things to do with top-shelf tequila
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Did you hear about the time all gps systems became self-aware? things were taking unexpected turns.
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So donald trump is now the president of the united states i certainly dnc that coming
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Guess what came in the mail today? i did. i ran out of napkins.
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A chef's tour of san francisco, marin and sonoma
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