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This video of a reporter being detained is terrifying
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People who say they don't know how to lie are lying.
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I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you're only pointing out my strengths.
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New exercise regimen: i can only sit down when my toddler does. so far i've lost 17,000 pounds.
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Why didn't the orange want to be eaten? because he wasn't feeling appealing.
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What would the most depressing game show be? biggest loser: all-stars.
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Blood sugar solution challenge, day 13: eat often and in more small servings
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'the boss' is kryptonite to 'batman v superman' at the weekend box office
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine
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Your complete guide to 2015 summer tv premiere dates
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Why are omegle and chatroulette great dating sites? because they have plenty of members.
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The doctor's had some troubles convincing jim he had gone deaf. he wouldn't hear it.
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Where would you take a ghost for lunch? pizza haunt!
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Gay couple sues after u.s. denies citizenship to one of their twin boys
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Gethealth summit to address health workforce shortages in developing countries
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Berlin attacker called on isis supporters to 'kill the crusader pigs': video
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States are favoring school choice at a steep cost to public education
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There was a kidnapping at my school today... it's okay guys, he woke up.
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George lucas says princess leia got ph.d. at age 19
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Holy days in a strange land: photos of refugees in greece during ramadan
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Thailand arrests 'foreign' man over bangkok shrine bombing
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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a real quackhead.
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Christine o'donnell, of 'i'm not a witch' fame, now says she is subject of 'witch hunt'
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Jared kushner to testify behind closed doors about russia contacts
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Rebels without a cause? beyond heroic social entrepreneurship in davos
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Amazon echo may be sending its sound waves into the court room as our first 'smart witness'
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I used my rosary as a whip today... call me indiana joan of arc
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I feel like jesus... is the kind of person to leave you hanging.
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2015 can be the tipping point for safe schools and children's education globally
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Donald trump could get booted off the ballot in minnesota
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To work in douma, men must join militants of jaish al-islam
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Sushi cake recipes: layer cakes, bundts and napoleons (photos)
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History now made, the u.s. and cuba face a bumpy road ahead
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Sweden 'trying to banish gender' through toy advertising and language
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My god...we're monsters, i murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically
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Ivana trump wants president trump to keep tweeting
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Whoever's job it is to make sure i eat before i drink is fired.
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Winner: our readers' best chocolate chip cookie recipe
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Me: did you get into my weed again? wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?
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Rohingya muslims beg myanmar authorities for safe passage
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What do you get when you suck all of the botox out of madonna? betty white.
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It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing
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Casahop, web's newest social home exchange, launches tuesday (update)
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Global drug spending to hit $1.4 trillion in 2020
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Ten horrible pilots we hope we never fly with
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Whole foods' first '365' store to open in may
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Boy it sure is muggy out here.- white people, walking through the hood.
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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? there's 20 of them.
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Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere
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What did the donut say to the cop? don't taste me, bro !
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Why was the garbage man arrested? because he was bin laden.
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Leap year: 24-hour celebration at walt disney world and disneyland
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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? because he got tired.
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C'mon, i can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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How do you feel when there is no coffee? depresso.
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Why are all satanists trypophobic? they're grossed out by holy things.
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I'm so committed to pizza that i've stopped wearing a condom when i eat it.
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Why does this town have two grenade launchers?
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Here's what people fear in china's 'silicon valley'
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'the tonight show' turns beautiful christmas poem into a trumpian nightmare
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Sheriff uses sledgehammer to save 2 kids trapped in hot car
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What's difference between good weed and good pussy? you can smell the weed from across the room.
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Lady gaga crushes on cardi b's 'bad romance' cover in high school
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Google admits to a maps power play with microsoft
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Famous animal activists: celebrities who care about the creatures around them
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Ok, imagine a fleshlight, but full of food. - hot pocket sales pitch
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Why is a ghost like an empty house? because there's no body there!
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Nancy meyers thinks we should all unplug a little bit more
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U.s. police killings of unarmed mexican men enrage latino community
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What the experts didn't tell me about formula
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Promise or peril? africa’s 830 million young people by 2050
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Worst-dressed list: rihanna, kim kardashian and 16 more bad celebrity outfits this week (photos)
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Nba coach whose father was killed by extremists says banning muslims is 'horrible'
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New numbers show abortion-related deaths still extremely rare
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Tragedy follows tragedy in pakistan: when will it ever end?
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A fighting spirit: elliot williams continues to persevere in memory of his mother
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Zach rance: the reality star who stands out from the rest
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Studies have shown... (nsfw) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
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Jack and coke don't go together because jack is a recovering addict.
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Democratic candidates to debate 6 times, starting in october
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8 things you need to know about president trump’s new cuba policy
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I studied abroad for a year. but she got really creeped out and moved away.
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On mtv's 'true life,' orlando survivors offer pleas for gun reform
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Why was the high schooler in the gun store? there was a back to school sale.
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Hillary clinton's lawyer defends her use of personal email
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Secret to good sex, myth of the large penis, and more
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Her: are you okay? me: yea, great! this isn't even my blood!
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Meet the new queer singer-songwriter you can't miss at pride
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Her: what are your desires? me: my desires are.....unconventional.
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Drake started from the bottom. of darwin's evolution chart.
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Whats the best way to get over a girl? get under another one
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The problem for problem gamblers in the gop health care bill
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There's nothing 'loki' about these photos from the 'thor: ragnarok' set
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Reince priebus: i don't think gop is divided
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What do you call a gang of tires? a rubber band
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The 'world's widest water slide' is outrageous (and illegal)
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What do sea monsters eat? fish and ships!
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Sarah huckabee sanders 'reveals' favorite part of job in seth meyers' spoof briefing
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Why did the cheese go to the museum? to get cultured
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