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Your guide to a great postpartum sex life | false |
How did harry potter go down the hill walking.... jk rowling | true |
15 juicy and cute mini sliders for your special soiree | false |
The calculated plan to outlaw abortion in the us | false |
New back-to-school checklist item in california: enroll in health coverage | false |
I lost my job at the calendar factory because i took too many days off. | true |
Tillerson says trump looks forward to enhancing understanding with china | false |
It's called mankind because womanmean just sounded too obvious. | true |
Selena gomez, taylor swift, jennifer lopez and more top our best-dressed list this week (photos) | false |
Kardashians stop publishing content to apps as lamar odom remains hospitalized | false |
What did 0 say to 1? you're turning me on | true |
Who has the real power to stop smoking? hint: not smokers | false |
I'm a big fan of wood. mahogany. cherry. walnut. morning. | true |
What is a freudian slip? a freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother. | true |
Don't let work flex fade away -- fight for it! | false |
Donald trump profits in private from the companies he trashes in public | false |
Sara bareilles dishes on her supposed rivalry with katy perry | false |
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? birds can fly, but flies can't bird | true |
Stephen colbert teases new 'our cartoon president' tv show about donald trump | false |
Who has the best website in the jungle? the onlion king. | true |
Ex-iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad plans to run again | false |
Rapper has choice words for christians who don’t want him to talk about race | false |
Q: what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? a: i'm bigger than you! | true |
Whats brown and sticky? my poster of rihanna. | true |
How do you make a baby cry twice? you rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear. | true |
A drag queen's new year's wish list: from serious to sassy | false |
Am i going to rio? no. i'd avoid it like the plague. | true |
It doesn't matter how much you move the envelope it'll still be stationary. | true |
Politics is just show business for ugly people. | true |
I'm not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. my dick. | true |
Where do cars get the most flat tires? where there is a fork in the road. | true |
What is the premier dish in israeli-japanese cuisine? jewshi | true |
Following jesus isn't primarily about beliefs or actions | false |
What's a blind mans favorite car? a cataract | true |
The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes ed...ward. | true |
Should international students still be worried about zika? | false |
Lennon & maisy would be 'devastated' if some of the 'nashville' cast didn't return for renewal | false |
When my evening plans are ruined, i pay it forward by texting i'm pregnant to random numbers. | true |
In testimony, orange county sheriff dismisses evidence of jail informant program | false |
North carolina cops respond to party complaint, ride a giant waterslide instead | false |
Lawmaker honors kaepernick protest by sitting during pledge of allegiance | false |
I didn't like the idea of having a beard but then it grew on me | true |
Free will is good, but free pizza is better. | true |
I'm that asshole who puts an o at the end of a word and calls it spanish. | true |
When to send a thank you to guests who didn't send a gift | false |
'flipping out' premiere: jeff plans to take advantage of new trust-fund-baby assistant (video) | false |
I was going to get a cheap circumcision but i realized it was a rip off. | true |
I like my women like i like my whiskey...... about 15 years old, and mixed up with coke. | true |
So muhammad ali died recently and... i made the huge mistake telling my muslim friend. | true |
Did you hear the one about derrida? i'll tell you later. | true |
Playing one sport not enough to cut teen obesity: study | false |
The clinton campaign is in 'the barrel.' they have a plan to get out. | false |
When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet it's some next level shit | true |
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive. | true |
How to turn black woman into spider? kill her husband. | true |
Whenever there is trouble, justice league cums in a... flash | true |
How did the duck become a junkie? he was addicted to quack. | true |
Neiman marcus sells 'destroyed' designer sneakers for $1,425 | false |
New american airlines planes give foreign carriers serious competition | false |
What did the arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? thats great! | true |
A checklist for your winter weather workout wardrobe | false |
Missouri powerball lottery winner to be identified friday | false |
So a magician walks in to a bar and says to the bartender why so many fucking reposts? | true |
Retired general warns of a massive civil military crisis under trump | false |
How the internet of everything is helping 'unbanked' citizens around the world | false |
My idea of heaven consists of all of the things i'd go to hell for. | true |
Im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat | true |
After their park was defaced with swastikas, kids spread messages of love | false |
Store’s heartwarming response to customer’s coat return goes viral | false |
4 reasons to place on hold any plan to give your child a cell phone | false |
The week in art: bizarre words, perverted comics and the roaring '20s | false |
Spring health benefits: 6 reasons to love the season | false |
6 grooming lessons you can learn from stylish italian men | false |
Rick scott's early gift from trump team may create more problems than it's worth | false |
Gop hopeful on budget: cut porno-watching gov't employees | false |
Why do tennis players have cold hands? they have bad mittens. | true |
Will smith literally runs in every movie. name one movie he didn't run in. i'll wait | true |
Remember when white people rioted when oj was acquitted? neither do i. | true |
Obama supports the wrong candidate in france's election | false |
My need for caffeine is so bad i'm going to aa for the free coffee | true |
What do you call hiring german engineers to work on your overseas project? krautsourcing | true |
Jeff sessions won't say if anti-lgbtq guidances discriminate against lgbtq people | false |
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. | true |
All i did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in duck hunt | true |
Olympic figure skater cosplays jaime lannister for 'game of thrones' routine | false |
Instagram's latest colorful move for lgbtq people is a must-see | false |
If michael j. fox was sick of his job as a valet he'd have valet parkinson's disease | true |
Did you know the packers were trump supporters? ha ha clinton-dix | true |
Vox media drops open bar from holiday party amid sexual harassment fears | false |
Half of americans want to break up banks that are too big to fail: poll | false |
What do you call two roosters having a fight? a cock-a-doodle-duel! | true |
Mother's day 2013: set up your party with 7 free printable decorations (photos) | false |
What do you call someone without arms or legs matt | true |
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought gatorade was welfare for crocodiles? | true |
Candice swanepoel on those wild victoria's secret costumes: 'it's our job to make it work' | false |
What did the tampon say to the other? nothing; they were both stuck up cunts! | true |
Brigitte bardot has evolved from a '60s sex kitten to a private activist in style (photos) | false |
Hillary clinton's special burden: not just win, but win big | false |
Suspect nabbed in viral video attack on chinese food delivery man | false |
Who's bill cosby's favourite disney princess? sleeping beauty | true |
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