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How much does a chinese dumpling weigh? it weighs *won-ton*
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It's all mental: on the power of the mind
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1 in 3 cases of dementia could be prevented by healthier lifestyles
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Well, if i called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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10 unexpected things that can ruin your sleep
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Who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'
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Why do chicken coops have two doors? because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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How do you make a car top? you gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!
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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
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Hangover foods: the worst decisions you can make
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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? a small medium at large!
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I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty
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My couch has gotten so much ass today.
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You play world of warcraft and leage of legends? wow, lol.
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7 ideas to help you keep your new year resolutions
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Canada: no plans to clamp down at border to deter migrants
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Whats red and smells like blue paint? red paint.
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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?
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Which american state is not great, but not bad either? ok.
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What would you get if you crossed the easter bunny with a leprechaun? the easter blarney!
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Spirits away! 8 mocktails for kids and moms-to-be
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Video shows questionable arrest of two black teenagers in texas
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Will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.
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Kuwait twitter user sentenced to 2 years in prison for insulting emir
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Pete holmes reveals new stand-up and tv plans after just losing his show
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Geena davis suggests one very good reason to make diverse entertainment
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Tweeters criticize cnn over 'propaganda' piece on kim jong un's sister
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Ladies and gents ladies and gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets.
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Every minute in america... costs you 5 dollars.
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Why did adolf hitler commit suicide? he saw the gas bill.
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This plantable coffee cup may change the way you see waste
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Trump assails 'phony witch hunt' ahead of possible indictment in russia probe
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Women more likely to have allergies, asthma than men: study
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There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/jokes
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Why do gay guys wear condoms? to play star wars.
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Tony hale teases a more bluth-centric season of 'arrested development'
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Why did the dolphin commit suicide? because it felt like its life had no porpoise.
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Prospective jurors boycott judge aaron persky as 1 million people demand his recall
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I'm not a pessimist. i'm a depressed realist.
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Why do you never play uno with a mexican? because they will steal all the green cards.
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What allergy patients need to know about immunotherapy
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What do you call an arabic rapper? vanilla isis
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'cowards' beat man with cerebral palsy, post video on facebook
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Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? life is bullshit.
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Anna nicole smith's daughter looked precious at the kentucky derby
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I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets
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Miley cyrus really changed up her style in 2012: a look back (photos, poll)
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This jewelry brand has destroyed 40,000 illegal weapons through its charitable giving
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Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? better traction in the mud.
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The fat jew: 'i wish more guys were wearing sleeveless turtlenecks'
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Is santa clause real? because the zero's on my bank statement are.
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What did joe hill say when someone asked if he was joe king? no, i'm dead serious.
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Yesterday i held a door open for a clown... i thought it was a nice jester.
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Why did the milking stool only have three legs? because the cow has the udder
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Karen's body beautiful hold it hair gel keeps my curls from shrinking into a matted mess
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The secret to giving love this valentine's day
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What do a brick and i have in common? we both get laid by hand.
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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? sleep at night
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Rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife
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The controversy over trump and russia sanctions isn't going away
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Hillary clinton’s polling numbers are still very strong
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Antioxidant expert answers your questions on instant coffee and tea
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How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? artificial intelligence.
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This proposed pipeline would cut right through the appalachian trail
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9 crimes frank underwood would be charged with, if there were any justice in 'house of cards'
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.
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What did the melon king say to the two young melons in love? they can't-elope.
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Q: what do modern artists eat for breakfast? a: surreal.
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Bay area nuns fight human trafficking before super bowl, all year long
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Mighty movie podcast: fred stoller on fred & vinnie
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Diversity reigns as bet's 'book of negroes' dominates early round of canadian screen awards
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What's the difference between time and ronaldo? time passes
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I pushed the happy button... ...i just made it depressed.
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Rosanna arquette tears up thanking fellow 'silence breakers' at sag awards
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Archbishop of canterbury calls trump's muslim ban un-christian
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What's an asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty
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Tennessee tv station rejects ad with gay soldier
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I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds funny, dozen tit?
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Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich
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Israel eyes european jewish immigration after denmark attack
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Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like george washington did
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15 reasons 'outlander' is secretly a 'battlestar galactica' remake
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An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... he said he couldn't resist.
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7 tips to get your new year's money resolution started off right
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I think armless persons are the best you've gotta hand it to them.
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How do canibals eat victims with parkinson's disease? shake n bake
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Chrissy malson's gps guide on prepping for a good night's rest
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Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is
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For laura benanti, being a 'feminist with a capital f' has paid off
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Why did the hen win a wild west duel between it and a peacock? hen shot first.
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Antibiotics and the common cold: how to just say no
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Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
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Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency.
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This may be the coolest way ever to quit your job
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Nick cannon lupus: mariah carey helping husband through illness (video)
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Donald trump: undocumented immigrants are pouring over the border to vote
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An open letter to the makers of the wolf of wall street, and the wolf himself
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Feds raid alleged 'maternity tourism' hotels that help pregnant foreign women give birth in u.s.
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I like my women like i like my reality shows.... naked and afraid.
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Supreme court’s first abortion case of the trump era has arrived
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