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How to date the muse: 5 steps to enduring creativity
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'i'm sure it's just water,' i mumble as i sit down on the gas station toilet.
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Mother's day gifts for every (stereotypical) mom in the book
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Nick viall responds to that one 'bachelor' theory everyone's tweeting about
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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? they both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
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Pacifiers and breastfeeding: new study challenges conventional wisdom
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Huffpollster: most americans think trump responded inappropriately to orlando shooting
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My tree went missing..... so i took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog.
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Sandra oh assumed she wasn’t up for lead in 'killing eve' due to hollywood racism
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If frieza is king cold's son... does that make him a little cold?
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Why are rapists terrible at academics? because they think with the wrong head!
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I got a job crushing cans at the supermarket... it was soda pressing.
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I hurt myself holidaying in spain this year. it was a sevilla injury.
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Un security council puts human rights abuses in north korea on the agenda
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I know there's something wrong with my braille book... but i can't quite put my finger on it.
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When it's ok to lie to kids -- and when it's not
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I hate autocorrect i texted my grandma saying sex tonight. i meant tomorrow
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Frozen (2013): a girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children
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Hitler was not very athletic. he never finished a race.
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Why wasn't the vampire killed? the vampire hunter made a miss-stake.
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Mike pence and tim kaine are boring. farmville residents like that.
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So, ron burgundy and 'anchorman' pals watched cubs win world series
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My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it
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Democrats rally troops to protest gop health care bill in 'human chain' around the capitol
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The week's worst dressed list presents a cautionary tale about prints (photos, video)
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10 cities worldwide that are working to win their wars against homelessness
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Ferguson protesters chain mall doors shut in seattle: cops
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Apple annual profits fall for first time in 15 years
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Government to use eagle scout's raptor trap at airports
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Bernie sanders' home state just passed a paid sick leave law
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Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses! -vin diesel eating a purse
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Haaha what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off.
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls.
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This is how you brush an obscenely massive spider off your shoulder
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5 of the most interesting restaurants in the world
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Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. coincidence?? i think not
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Salivary testing for hormone levels: good idea or not?
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Where to teach english for free (and actually make a difference)
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New orleans launches its loyola streetcar, with another leg awaited
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How do you set a woman's watch? you don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
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Guys: never wear a saran wrap skirt to a job interview... they will clearly see your nuts.
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Just when you thought graham and cassidy couldn't get more cynical
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Tom arnold says roseanne banned him from dating laurie metcalf
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Dr: have you been getting enough exercise? me: does sex count as exercise? dr: yes. me: no.
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Why did the mormon cross the road? to get to the other bride!
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Can i earn reward points or miles by paying taxes?
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Senate: red house: red supreme court: red president: orange
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Why didn't the bunny hop? no bunny knows... :(
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Watch the topless women of new york discuss their mission
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What do you call a half mexican half japanese jedi master? obi juan shinobi
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What is e.t. short for? so he can fit into his spaceship.
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Why is rose sad? because there is no jack in iphone 7.
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Spelt is a type of wheat. spelled is what you just did incorrectly.
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Whenever i browse an nsfw subreddit . . . . . . i always sort it by hot.
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A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt.
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Scott walker's stunning implosion: can his campaign be saved?
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Fox news: hillary clinton was 'a little too calm' while giving speech on foreign policy
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Seann william scott, lindsay frimodt: 'american pie' actor talks about proposing on 'conan'
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Pension funds tell exxon to tell the truth about climate change
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Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!
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How does google celebrate its birthday? with a search party.
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11-year-old grills mike pence on whether he is 'softening up' trump's policies
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Pamela adlon drops louis c.k. manager dave becky after sexual misconduct report
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? a-flat minor (or a broken piano)
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Trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised
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How do you fix a broken pizza? use tomato paste.
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Floyd mayweather defended donald trump's 'grab them' comments. it didn't go well.
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Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels
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Q. what kind of man was boaz before he got married? a. ruth-less.
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What do call a horse that lives near you? a neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs? because it's full of bad yolks.
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Did you hear the one with the baby that had aids? never gets old.
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Why do farmers put bells on cows? their horns don't work.
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Marc anthony's enduring career: from 'east side story' to 'i need to know' to 'la gozadera' & more
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Australia accuses refugees of falsely reporting sexual abuse
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Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross.
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Wnba stars stand up to gilbert arenas and his sexist comments
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If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's ok to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it.
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You're on your own, kid. - a republican village.
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What does batman do for father's day? nothing
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Whoops! new zealand woman returns library book... 67 years late
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Why seeking meaning instead of pleasure makes you happier
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Snapchat wants to make 'ballot selfies' legal on election day
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How to shop on cyber monday and not be a hot mess
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Why did the dj consider himself to be a part of the lgbtq community? because he was transitioning.
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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. my first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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Why is the vagina like the weather? once it's wet, it's time to go inside!
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Former intern sues donna karan international over unpaid internship
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How many brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? one brazillion.
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Why are all early birds catholics? protestant birds don't really want a diet of worms.
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How to ask for what you need in your relationships
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9 weekend diy ideas for your entryway that will welcome guests without saying a word (photos)
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What do french fries and friends have in common? they both die if you chop them
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Why are relationships complex? because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
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What do you call a high-priced barber shop? a clip joint.
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Why do soviets use lowercase letters? because they don't understand capitalism
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Knock knock, who's there? gladiator gladiator who? gladiator, before going to the gang bang
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Sometimes, it takes a cartoon to understand things like ferguson
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Are you a great at fishing? so you're a masturbaiter
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Disney's new 'cars' ride is totally worth a trip to the park
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